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8/10
Truly unique and funny as hell more votes guys!
15 August 2016
About this movie... thank god one fellow of mine told me to watch this.

I love gore, horror, splatter and all, combined with such a wonderful comedy. This was totally amazing and I laughed most of the time.

If you like movie of this genre and like good comedy this is for you. Incredible while old. I almost choke in the beginning because the laughs.

In middle of the movie I was little bored but it just got crazier, true cult classic guys!

Maybe something was missing because some boredom but anyway superb movie, you don't have to watch it for more than 10 minutes and you are totally hooked.

Thank you for all the cast, I didn't spend my night with some crappy crap... loll. this is one of a kind and truly underestimated.

Give it at least a shot if you like this genre, most humorous I've never seen.

8/10 from me.
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8/10
FPS movie again, first pretty good one I've seen...
21 July 2016
This movie didn't pop up at all, FPS -movies, they are usually so basic crap (made of games etc. my opinion). This was insane massacre and at some points I got totally lost. That's also very good thing, you actually have to understand what the heck is happening.

Started very well, usual story, memory loss and so. Then everything goes out of hand and you are trying to figure out what the movie is this about.

Anyway, for and FPS movie this was fresh and surprisingly interesting. After the beginning things go like WTF. Not too much shaky cam or so, very entertaining.

Little minus: Many scenes looked like some real-time rendered stuff, badly but I think it was the idea.

Still while this was crazy, innovative production I hope there will be no more likes than this one. Well maybe in future... This is not quite a spoiler but when he runs against vigilantes and tries to find his identity the FPS don't work very well with custom background, actually those hands and all looked seriously CGI but how else make it work?

Last parts of the movie made me little sad because there wasn't enough explanation of things.

Not a masterpiece but worth of watching if you have no idea what to do for the evening.

Worth to watch if you like FPS games and got over those horrible "others", I'll give this crazy movie 8/10 because it's kinda impossible to make movie like this. Darn they messed up in the end... It was like a feeling that there were lot's of directors and writers, movie changed totally.

Great effort! -another one (not actually FPS) was Max Payne -movie. Not very interesting and didn't quite follow the lead of story. (I think it was pretty good but the game vs. movie comparison cannot be made with those two.

..and all you action freaks this is kinda movie you gotta see, I was expecting something like pg.13 movie, there are blood gore and splatter. And this is it :) Hopefully like this creepy one but PLZ no remake movies of this.

8/10 from me.
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8/10
Too long, the longer version but pretty amazing.
4 July 2016
Once I felt asleep while watching, did watch that longer version. Only thing that bothered me mostly was the length.

Man of Steel was back and batman choice was pretty weird, but it worked. Then they messed up with all kinda things during the movie, in two parts it would have been better, maybe that shorter version is more comfortable.

Well an adult movie about superheroes was nice to see, even it was DC and didn't wait such a ... anyways if you are a fan must to see. I loved it. Some villains or heroes I didn't quite understand but nevertheless it was really good. I didn't seem quite fit that Batman goes after Superman, in the comic books they were friends but after all this happened before it. Really much fun for watching.

Keep sharp or see the shorter version, that's my opinion. Superman was truly bad ass so was Batman. Way to go!

8/10 from me.
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He Never Died (2015)
8/10
Henry what did you do this time? Awesome!
18 June 2016
Henry Rollins DOESN'T CHANGE even in hell's deepest places. This was totally awesome to watch.

Henry could (of course) have been meaner but he stick to the role perfectly. No disappointments at all. It is hard to tell without spoiling how this touched me, it's like He himself in the Real World. I loved it.

And surely will see this soon enough for second time. Acting all over the movie fit nicely, Rollins were still in middle of everything. This movie wouldn't make any sense or feelings if Rollins was replace somewhat cheesy wannabe actor.

With all my power I say watch this if you like Rollins and his career, you wont get disappointed :)

I'll think this will be surely remembered after 20 years from now.

And for directing, it doesn't tell you much it just works like it should be. And there isn't much of a chance that tried to do sequel or something, it's big boots here.

8/10 With respect.
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Automata (I) (2014)
8/10
Not much to compared with Asimov movie (actually the writing) but really forth of watch to the fans of genre.
13 September 2015
I've read Isac Asimov's novels ands books pretty much. They are a bit technical and so.

This is it's own thing and I liked it personally. Bit too frustrating maybe but movie that walks proudly on it's own. It's not copied from other ppl:s writings.

This movie makes you think a lot but is missing something. I would gave more points if it were little bit genuine or so. I truly liked to watch this alone.

Nice that someone comes up with this kind of job, makes you wondering. "I, Robot" was seriously more mainstream and you now what I mean.

Respect for the movie, felt longer than it was but WORTH of it.

8/10 for some well, I hoped it would be more touching, it might really been. Good screening and no crap in those scenes, not too much cgi and an idea what makes you wonder about the future.

Few pieces missing but it doesn't matter, the way it is it's just good. If you like robot genre.
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Backcountry (I) (2014)
6/10
Pretty nice and refreshing movie for the night...
12 July 2015
This was nice surprise for me. Little even for a small movie.

I understand that this kind of movie is hard to make, amongst the trees half of the movie.

No spoilers, but my opinion that Horror -genre should be removed. I don't usually like dramas and this wasn't kinda drama. If you watch this through out you might like it.

Writing is little disappointing ... for few moments I surely didn't understood what he was trying to say. Still beautiful movie in my opinion and rest of you might find this boring.

Almost spoiling but there were some little gore and .. well nice to see someone does these anymore. Not a simple camping movie.

Minuses were mostly the length, short, but still.. could have been more storytelling.

Thanks for the makers, I enjoyed, and not for anyone.

Besides b-class movie this was very good, shaky cam made me feel stupid few times but it fits. Would have been more boring if there wasn't those scenes.

...so 6/10
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7/10
Well done thriller of 80's
29 June 2015
I didn't know what to except, reviews didn't give a clue what I'm going to watch.

Well first of all, big minus for the beginning, somewhere in 10 minutes or so you get the idea of whole movie. Don't get me wrong, this was very interesting and very well acted and all, nicely put together, and the ending was little twist that saved a lot.

Few parts doesn't make any sense in the movie but that didn't bother me. It was lovely to watch the whole movie with huge interest for the ending.

Truly worth of watch if you can handle thrillers and 80's style doesn't bother you.

And for the last words, this was pretty original for a thriller.. legendary maybe. Now I got lost in nostalgic, enjoy!
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Bloodsport (1988)
8/10
for the time being, enough good acting, awesome movie that wont be lost in story (I hope)
4 April 2015
Van Damme's greatest movie if you don't look it like a jerk. Okay there is some funny stupid scenes, a lot but it makes it even funnier.

I would give this better vote if there weren't so many probs. Mostly those kicks and so on were real, not stunt crap.

"Based on a true story" what the heck, of course it was coloured and all. Doesn't mean a crap.

Even though really funny moments in the movie, horrible sentences not really English like this is my favourite of kinda movie like this.

That dude was amazing, final part (no spoiler) was funny actually like a meat sack.

Well not very much deepness in this movie but great entertainment. And to figured out actually Claude's speech wasn't the worst part.

And for PLUS I loved the humor. They just don't make this kind of movies anymore...

Van Damme did was he was supposed to do, script was weak and all but credits to Claude, this would never been a markable movie without you :)
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From the Dark (2014)
3/10
Totally dumb, well done though...
3 April 2015
Starting point of the movie is very basic. Then there is no explanation of anything.

Then there are two characters who's car got stuck in a middle of nowhere.

...and then there is dark and "scary" things happen.

I'm true horror-fan but this goes way down on my list, maybe one of the worst one. Wouldn't be funny as a comedy I think.

But besides this was total crap in my opinion, well done, 2 actors, semi good directing, not bad acting...

But ends up with nothing. Horribly time to waste some of this kind of movie.

Hopefully actors and director get attention for this one, whoever that was behind the script should think about another job.

3/10 (mostly for the dumbest and most boring horror film I've ever seen)
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6/10
First of all, not a horror flick, second, still interesting.
27 March 2015
I don't usually watch trailers but I did with this one. Looked pretty smashed and all.

But the actual look of the film, I suppose there were supposed to be lot more. I was very disappointed with this one, it had lots of good interesting material that was almost all fiction but that doesn't matter. It was some sort of pain to watch this through because this wasn't even "based on the real..." ..etc.

Anyway well done, very boring, didn't give you any answers at all and those "documentaries" was so crap. But there were few pointers. It wasn't just fiction, there where historical things that might got this through.

Even though, very good idea, surrealistic and unsatisfying experiment but worth of watch. Credits for that also it almost looked real at some times, old cameras, time scene and all.

This kind of thing could be so much better.

I understand that it is almost impossible to create so much fictitious stuff like taking some exorcist in the film (what was actually funny) but all I got was boredom.

Actors (all but the main character) were very some kind of make-out, they didn't seem to act at all. Eyes were pretty nice but nothing else to say actually, waste of time mostly.

Props for the try, maybe someone will be better in future :) I'm not a director at least in real industry or anything but I never would use this all stuff based on like nonsense.

I believe in paranormal things and brain issues but this was just boring for me. Well, made me think some things at least.
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Secret Lives (1999– )
1/10
This should not exist at least in this planet....
14 August 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Well yes. I started watching this somewhere in the beginning, mostly because it was good way to catch some sleep (no brains needed) Then they changed show time and I didn't watch it at all. Then my girlfriend liked to watch it when we saw each other, I had to buy at least six beers to get it trough on sofa.

Now to the actual "series"... There is this main plot that everybody lives nearby or are somehow connected to each other, but they won't tell each other anything about their lives and then there is stalking "what is my neighbor doing?!?" something like that.

There is this constant story that jumps wildly from other spot to unknown and you don't get anything out of it. Well maybe if you are 85y old woman etc.

Acting is horrible (I suppose they could act lot better but thanks to horrible directing they have to act badly, nobody in Finland speaks like they do) They use same facial expressions so they can be like more easily remembered. I was at the set seeing horrible setups after 12 years of this show, can't they get at least better shooting places? I suppose not.

This is probably worst Finnish soap opera I've ever seen. Actually Bold & The Beautiful was 5x better and I hated it. So choose your path.

1/10 (I would give -1/10 if it was possible)
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4/10
Very depressive piece of a too long movie.
3 August 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Well... First of all I don't like cannibal movies but this one had premises so I watched. I like Hannibal Cannibal Lecter and all like that, real script and psychological approach.

So here comes mostly SPOILERS: ------------------------------

And so I gave the movie a chance. Then I was watching and trying to figure out what the heck was the writer thinking. Acting was OK I think, mostly. Directing was OK. Script was crap. Whole that time watching this "mystery tale" of a family... It didn't get me at all. Parents don't tell children that they are eating their mother. Wow, surprisingly wow... That's almost everything in the movie, family eating. Then some disease comes along because eating human flesh, Parkinson's like some whatever.

Now they keep eating more. And they eat, eat, eat. In the end daughters eat their father (lol it was actually funniest part in the movie, so weakly done and all) And drive away together like in some romance movie.

I didn't see any horror in this, any actual cannibalism or anything. It was just stupid, and too too long. Maybe you like this because its remake of some real movie that I suppose is a good movie but this one I do not watch again. 4/10.
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8/10
I was wrong, actually this one was pretty good in my opinion.
2 August 2014
Forget the actual story, almost everything about it, then you might like this. This film doesn't use just some humor to amuse watchers, its damn lot more.

I don't surely like this thing changing the original story with all Marvel things but hey, its great entertaining very well made movie? Little cheesy at times but I didn't got bothered. Nice directing and cgi, actors weren't bad at all, all it was that little thing that I would like to call something like "do not push every stuff in one movie". Anyway it somehow worked well. First I rated this 6/10 after seeing some low-level version, it probably had missing parts and all. When I now watched c001 bluray-version it was totally different.

Even if you don't bare these mainstream films much like I don't, it was excellent movie.

Ending was little weird and all but so they are all :) 8/10 Terrific job!
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C.H.U.D. (1984)
7/10
B-class 80's "horror" movie, actually pretty funny.
24 July 2014
First of all I like 80's movies and this was funny surprise. They have totally different attitude in movies and it doesn't matter if the script is ridiculous.

Horrible trailer, don't believe it, just watch the movie if you are fan of this kind of movies. Someone told in reviews that this movie was total crap because "do not try to make it seriously", I disagree totally, those moments were so funny when they had little problems 29831 people disappeared or killed and it was like "okay" lol.

Cant say much without spoiling but I sincerely think many will like this one if the genre is okay. Low budget (didn't actually check those facts, just the movie seemed so cheap...) fun, and truly full-length movie, entertaining and funny.

Some people just don't like this kinda stuff but i did, 7/10.
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Resolution (III) (2012)
7/10
Not really horror but very watchable and interesting
2 May 2014
Just found this little piece of a movie and didn't know what to except. Nice that I watched.

Pretty low motion movie with some weird twists, very much funny moments. Beginning is mostly hilarious, lot's of some terrific scenes.

There might be too much dialog in this movie, that made it little boring sometimes even though they were good ones.

I didn't actually understood the "horror", there wasn't any of it in my opinion. But yeah there were mystery to be solved and such things. Nice to follow it, sadly it doesn't explain a lot in movie even in the ending part. But liked this one a lot.

Stays on its feet, well done and I really couldn't compare this to any movie, that makes it so interesting I think.

Give it a go if you don't need gore or explosions and all. Good for a evening movie.

7/10
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Tango & Cash (1989)
8/10
Funny, entertaining, not a masterpiece but what the heck. Refreshing and good in its genre for the time being.
2 May 2014
Still very refreshing movie. I was teenage when I first saw this and didn't quite get all the dialog jokes and more, VHS tape and subtitles in Finnish, it don't usually work with this kind of movies.

The plot is pretty simple; two hardcore cops seeing who do not like each other, end up working together. This has a lots of funny moments. Like the plot says, they are both framed so they get liberty to clean up their names.

Script isn't bad at all for this kind of entertainment/action/comedy/crime movie, one of the best ones in year 1980. Yes they are both still pretty young and nice to see something different again.

Acting is fine and makes you laugh many times by the dialog, some clichés here and there but not too much. This movie keeps you awake if you like the genre.

Nicely put together different sessions in the movie, I'm not going to spoil them but it's not like they just go blowing up everything.

Directing is well done, effects don't fail, at least for me.

So... Funny, entertaining and makes you smile a lot.

Give it a shot if you want little nostalgic and few laughs and action...

8/10 in it's own genre.
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You're Next (2011)
7/10
Something new funny awful and unique in same movie
12 January 2014
Most weird comedy movie so far in this genre... How to describe this.

Well first I tried to watch this somehow understanding the plot and twists, then it just became mindless mix which you can't just crab on. Later part of the movie saved a lot so ... well could have been better.

Acting was so 80's and thats fine with me but not really any good acting parts. Fun parts are so hidden that they kind of gets in the shadow of hysterical madness and something like that. Lots of horror elements that makes you laugh though, done little differently than usual.

You don't really know what to except in this movie if you don't spoil before watching, its worth of that. Main characters are very funny to find, total mess. Directing was good fit in this kind of thing but horrible in objective way.

Well if you don't die before first half of the movie this is fun to watch for horror fans. B-class old-school movie with pretty funny script actually. At the end I was surprised totally that it was actually funny. Not much gore or splatter in my opinion but some might think otherwise.

At least something new somehow its always a good thing. I don't regret watching this slasher wacko horror comedy felt pretty well when finished (is it good or bad thing?) So 7/10 ... so weird movie that I don't think it was easy to make at all.
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Rush (I) (2013)
10/10
Best formula movie I've ever seen!
6 January 2014
Although movie was bit long I didn't feel any boring moment. Languages and all somehow provoked me. It was just so real.

This might be little deep but nowadays formulas are so different and this was fantastic experience of human heart.

From beginning to the end I was amazed, they don't even get so good shots in real formula-races, that was also one big HUGE feature. No stupid CGI and feeling was strong all along.

I don't watch these kind of movies usually they are so boring but this woke me up, like what if you lived your life like every day was the last one huh? To be honest, this was most entertaining film I have seen in years, forget the category if you cant stay awake for few hours because there is no explosions or so then go back to the grad school... Even if you didn't like formulas, driving, watching driving this has something so deep in it that it flows in you. Even if you are bored at the beginning and so "this movie is full of crap" etc. try to watch 'till the end.

Totally enjoyable and inspiring! This is how formulas should go even nowadays but they sadly doesn't.

10/10 with super experience.
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Pacific Rim (2013)
4/10
Omg what a cr**... and so long :)
14 October 2013
I was in hope that good CGI, good acting and all that, good script...

Well actually this was like watching Transformers, Matrix Reloaded, Hulk... what ever there is, put together and I was gonna sleep most of the movie.

The beginning was quite interesting but then everything went out of hands... And effects were pretty good.. Right. Horribly illoginal the whole script after first minutes. Well Transformers fans might be amazed I was just darn bored.

And those clichés were so brainless. Maybe some kid would like this but I dunno actually if this is even science fiction, more like waste of time (for me) Well had to see, 4/10 for decent mainstream action flick but I'd would probably cut half of of this one TOO Long.. goddamn :D

Not much to say, most boring action I have ever seen and the script failed totally. Go ahead, waste your time... maybe really some dudes like this a lot when looking at the average points but mine is purely 4/10, and maybe for good try. Hope they don't do this kinda crap anymore.
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It (1990)
8/10
Legendary for the genre...
5 October 2013
First of all this isn't movie, this is miniseries and though it gets very long if watched all along from beginning to an end.

I loved this while I was kid, nowadays this is simply funny not scary. Do not underestimate power of clowns! Really really long and *sigh* I didn't fell asleep in middle which is somehow weird.

Haven't read the book but if you are hating the adaptation u should really check on Tommy Knockers or whatever it was, that was cheap crap as a movie, loved that book.

Mainly this whole thing is for children and adults, like getting back to childhood memories, deeply, reading between lines and nostalgia is constant.

Good for TV-series as mini but could be little shorter. Not nothing much to say, if you're wanting to get back to school and remember those things others didn't believe, all of it. Legendary simply, hopefully no remake will be done.

8/10 IF YOU WANNA BALLOON? ;)
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E.T. (1982)
10/10
Back to childhood whoa. And not overrated really
11 September 2013
I'm not usually very emotional with these kind of emotional family films but this is was an exception.

Now when I've grown up and watched in good quality as it could be I was totally shocked. I remembered from the age I was little kid that it was just cool touching and healing and something... Now it was little different experience.

For the time being I think this is the most superb movie of 80's and I don't usually like Spielberg very much but this was fantastic. Original and all. Not some Independence Day like nowadays. Alien was really alien and brilliant movie, funny moments and all. Great directing, everything fits just like a glove.

Maybe long movie but this one deserves it really. If you are not addicted only to some Transformers and have feelings, humor, sense of irony, childhood memories this is movie I'd never forget.

Didn't cry though but ha... well. Great family scifi movie and year 1982 whoa.

12/10 if it could be possible. In its own genre, some might hate this but everyone have their own tastes, genres and all. For scifi freaks must to see if somehow missed, or if watched as a kid and don't remember much at all.
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6/10
Lot better than I thought
17 August 2013
Before watching I was waiting some boring Scary Movie-kinda thing (actually the first one was pretty funny)... Then I got interested.

Movie is full of funny slasher etc. moments and acting was just great. Simple idea and all but it was put together very well.

Got many laughs and all, movie somehow went totally on its own way. Glad too see that.

And that dope thing was well done not really like in many movies here it was really funny.

The main idea of this simple movie was very good and everything.

Sadly I didn't like the end it was very very Not a surprise.

But overall in mainstream case i'd give this 6.5/10 funny and not too teenager movie at all, just funny. Not waste of time if you like this genre.
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6/10
Wondering why i watched but it was okay
9 August 2013
10 times better than the last one. First one was something like scream-cloud but this was somehow funny.

First of all it became urban legend. Which was probably good idea considering third installation of this mainstream -- something.

Had good script, nice acting, not too stupid directing, you actually hand to use your brains with this one. Total surprise. Then the movie little made its way like they always do, who is suspecting and who and where when why.

I don't think this one as a spoiler at all but well. Little gore here and there, not really much teenager movie, really funny dialog all along and little messed up that I actually liked.

So if you suffered nicely that first one try this one :) This is not actually scary and there are more elements like audio or music... Gets that summer feeling even if you weren't very young.

6/10 hope someone likes. Seen worse, really. I'll rest my case.
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9/10
Interesting view from children's side, realistic and remarkable
28 July 2013
What did she know... Well.

This was very spectacular movie about childhood and weird parent issues, very tight and made me remember those times long time ago.

Somewhat humor few times and very good acting, directing, script and adaptation. I don't know what genre this should be in actually, drama of course but thats about it.

I think many parents should see this when their kids are very small. There are some kind of lectures in this film that might make think things about the future, what that nice little kid really things, feels, how to make her life better than seeing father and mother fighting all the time.

Final words: This is not movie for kids, maybe for quickly grown teenagers and adults. It's not easy to catch the whole idea, had to see this twice and in second time with English subtitles so I didn't miss a lot.

Very very remarkable movie, worth to watch. Not for some CGI-lovers.
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The First Time (I) (2012)
7/10
Pretty weird for a teenage romance comedy, watchable though
28 July 2013
I don't usually watch these teenage romantic movies, comedy or not. Well this one I somehow managed. Quite an interesting when thinking this whole genre.

Well first of all, there weren't comedy much, somehow hidden, like in dialogs and that was good idea. No stupid college jokes but something really funny stuff were here and there.

Then again, this was all about The First Time from beginning to an end, crazy idea but it somehow worked a bit.

Well what to say.. If you like this kind of romantic teenage stuff its one of the best ones for a long time. If you hate them all don't watch.

For me it was (once again) very surprising that the whole romantic scenery was around everywhere, I was just waiting stupid humor and so but this was somehow totally different.

Totally not brilliant movie or so but really much fun to watch. Few laughs here and there, mostly from dialogs. I suggest you watch this alone otherwise those jokes might get pass you.

Refreshing, little too much teenage for me but for others...

7/10
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