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Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (2000)
Kirby, hmm
This is a good game and all but a few things must be addressed before we all assume that hes a innocent little pink ball! Such as the fact, He can look like you and then no one will know who's who?! And also how is he doing this he's mearly a pink orb of unobtainable power! So this must be the sacred gift send down from the gods to smite down evil! But wait he is killing the innocent and possibly the good, must we make such a sacrifice to this pink orb of death? How do we know he's not among us right now! He could be watching us waiting for the right time to strike before he swallows you! And speaking of that where does it all go!? Is he the bond between this world and the world of the gods!? if so we need to send all available troops to attempt to capture this "portal of evil" . For think of all the things hes sending to appease the gods. Does that mean we must sacrifice all that we can ever have just to seem good in the eyes of the gods. This is a sign we must try to stop this "portal" from sending everything past the portal for who knows where at leads anyway? it could be your death bed or it could be your eternal life! We must put an end to this "portal" at ounce!
The Muppets Go to the Movies (1981)
Well the muppets did take the movie
Something about the muppets always got my confused like why are the muppets ironically related to the puppets. and there name is so similar! Why i ask you! Why! but besides that the movie can be described as a ghost of the muppets before the whole Gonzo incident with the T.V. that was something i wasn't expecting! exclamation mark! exclamation mark! And with all that out aside this movie shows a lot of power and the ability to rule over all the muppets in Muppet land, or wherever it is that they come from. And they should have put in Samuel L. Jackson in the snakes on the movie! It would have got so much more ratings and more viewers! But possibly the best part of the movie was when he got his cookie back from the evil critiques! So all in all this is a well rounded movie but since its muppets it gets a extra point. So remember kids there is such a thing as the Bigfoot Nessy man! (Bigfoot+ loch Nessy monster+ Bogey man)
Jurassic Park (1993)
My good meow ran away when i saw this!
This was very or not very good movie and or ride! Because i was on
theeeee ride an i eat the dude next to me! Mainy because3 when i got
off the ride i noticed i was the only one left... i was.... ALONE! from
there i was cowering in fear in the corner as a raptor eat me off. And
besides that a dinosourisrex was attempting to have a sing and dance
party! so with that said i decided to turn into a cookie to attempt to
seem unappealing to the Dino after that we played a nice AM of foot
ball shalom i say because i won the next game and also i won the next!
And we played tennis for the win and unfortunately i lost to a
dinosaurisrex! It was a terrible game because he eat me! The end i r
dead in 1 week ago...
Jurassic Park (1993)
My good meow ran away when i saw this!
This was very or not very good movie and or ride! Because i was on
theeeee ride an i eat the dude next to me! Mainy because3 when i got
off the ride i noticed i was the only one left... i was.... ALONE! from
there i was cowering in fear in the corner as a raptor eat me off. And
besides that a dinosourisrex was attempting to have a sing and dance
party! so with that said i decided to turn into a cookie to attempt to
seem unappealing to the Dino after that we played a nice AM of foot
ball shalom i say because i won the next game and also i won the next!
And we played tennis for the win and unfortunately i lost to a
dinosaurisrex! It was a terrible game because he eat me! The end i r
dead in 1 week ago...
Fainaru fantajî sebun adobento chirudoren (2005)
Most over rated movie yet...
My god people stop giving it good reviews just because its Final Fantasy it was so incredibly lame i fell asleep during the movie. But at least one thing was good the voice acting. O no wait the voice acting was worse then kung pow enter the fist! But hey at least for all those shallow people out there (I know there's a lot of you) there's over sized and shiny swords! Get a gun or a crossbow you idiots don't run at people with big swords shoot them! Personally i believe i can make a better movie using paper clips and toilet paper rolls! at least they have better voice acting! Or maybe ill throw in a 10 minute clap solo just to put "action" in my movie it all in all only see this movie if your all your senses died and you have a 1st grade education!
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
(makes dolphin noises)
This is a silly movie so i made a silly summary, i found it would be about fare. And onyxia is also silly (like the movie) so i am proud to pronunce πăşőŋ is way cooler then the movie because πăşőŋ killed nemesis not that silly billy Jill, and when the zombie came it was scary so i left the movie, started burning people so they wont become zombies, and burnt down the dog Pound just in case some zombie dogs scared me at night because those zombie dogs are to scary for my little mind to take.BRUTE is what Clayton says MOOF <3 (dounut lock) so anyway it is in my \ o /
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