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Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Liked
Is funny movie.You will see it.Blue hedgehog run go go go fast.Jim Carey is egg person.
Along Came Polly (2004)
Bull
Philip Seymour Hoffman craps his pants.A.must see movie.
South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
Matt Stone
The part where terrorists came in and killed everyone was funny.
Boyhood (2014)
Overrated and boring
I went to see this because it has 1000 on Metacritic so I was excited.I stopped watching after the 5th existential angst monologue.
Elephant (2003)
Awful
Complete and utter trash that on,y babies will like do not see this liquid diarrhea of a chick flick.
Zoolander (2001)
Funny
Will zferrel is here and so is Owen zwilson and Trump it was sort of a fun but I only give it 6.
Ad Astra (2019)
It was alright I guess
It was overall OK but needed more action and they should have got Arnold Shwarzenegs instead of Brat Pitt.Also monkeys shouldn't be in space.
Donnie Darko (2001)
Don't see this unless you're a hipster
James Rolfe was right about this so boring bad pretentious farts whiny awful movie.
Captain Marvel (2019)
You are a bloody moron if you liked this
I give the Captain Marvdl movie 0 stars if I could. It is just that bad.And it is also boring.Do not even watch it for Samuel Kavkson.And the poster is also really ugly
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Reality
The money and Wunder Bread become worthless,just like in real life!
Love Actually (2003)
Happy 15th anniversary...NOT!
Complete and utter crap from the garbage bin.The producer,director,and writer of this movie should stop stealing the air because they are all horrible people. It was so bad I was embarrassed to watch it in my own home.Hopefully no one saw.
Beethoven's 2nd (1993)
Best dog movie
Fresh clean air WATER...while mammals roam FREE in the other dimension
Jingle All the Way (1996)
I liked it
WATCH THE PART WHERE HE SAYS "It's turbo ntime"AMZING I LOVE
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Noice
I was ateing dinner at Edward Noton house and we watch this afterward.The movie was very funny and we laughed.Now I want to eat Cornetto.
Knight of Cups (2015)
What
Boring,bad,and stupid.Terrence Malik is a monster.Do not watch.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
No never again
Terrifying.I got scared when I watched this at 45 years old.The Irish dude turns the kids head into bugs and snakes and spiders and crap.To this day I still don't watch it alone at night.
The Martian (2015)
Good movie
Makes me want to go on a rocket to Mars and escape this society of degenerates.
Field of Dreams (1989)
Si vous Le contstruisez,il viendra.
This film is about baseball.I was 52 when this came released I enjoyed.I would see it again but it looks a little old I DONT KNOW.
The Lion King (2019)
Trash
Disney should be ashamed for ripping off my ancestors life stories into this franchise.And why is Beyoncé(the ugly orc),and that smelly dork Seth Roger in this.But still Donald Glover so 2/10.
Filmworker (2017)
Great
Why do I have to die before they make a movie about me.No I am not like this guy but still
Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
Eh
For dumb fat hairy idiots.Not normal functioning human beings.
Se7en (1995)
Perfect
Very creepy movie.I pee pants.The sloth scene,and the scene in the field,very effective.Brad Armpitt is stupid and ugly though,and so is his wife,so forget about him.
The Nostalgia Critic: We Wish You a Turtle Christmas (2015)
It a funny
The part where the Critic turns giant and destroys the world is a terrifying scene.
Bio-Dome (1996)
Must see
Is good movie.You will see it.Stephen Baldwin and Pauya Shore are 2 idiots who get the,selves locked inside the Bio Dome for a year.There is lots of comedy and laughs,is a good time.Much funnier than junk movies such as Dr Strangelove,Monty Python,Airplane!,The Big Wazowski,and others.I liked when they released all the insects,that was funny.A must own for all families.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Do not waste your time or your attention on this
Garbage.Only child and stupid people will like this movie.I wanted 3hours of action but instead I got 2 and a half hours of talking and 31 minutes of cool stuff.Moat boring movie of the 21st century,. The CGI characters look like they were animated with the gunk under people's toenails.I fell asleep halfway through and when I went home I just watched Howard the Duck on my phone,which is a much better movie you should watch instead.This film sucks and is an insult to ppl' intelligence.
3/10