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Road House (2024)
3/10
corny no story line, this could have been written by a highschooler
25 March 2024
So Jake G was fine with his acting and Connor did surprisingly well all things considered , my issue is with the terrible corny lines mid way through a fight scene, the lack of any resemblance to the real world of laws and consequences, plus zero back story about McGregor's character knox, like he somehow is just as good at fighting and bjj as Jake G's character? The random bar fight when some idiot just yells "BARRRR FIGGGHT" and punches his drinking buddy square in the face?? Does this happen in America? It seems to be in every junk film,

of course the first girl that makes eyes at Jake G's Character is the love interest and OF COURSE her dad is the corrupt cop, then she tells a story about how horrible her father is and how she doesn't like him and changed her name, he is clearly a bad guy, then all of a sudden he is a good guy and a loving father with a great family relationship???? Wtaf

the only good part of the story was the few nice moments with the kid in the book store, that was also on the creepy side,

there is one street and one road and no houses in the town yet somehow hundreds of people turn up to a bar every night, none of the musical acts stop playing music when they get chairs thrown at them????? And the main characters are invincible, and some how Jake G isn't on trial for 10 murders???
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The Beekeeper (2024)
8/10
it would have been a 10/10 if it wasn't for Verona Parker
12 February 2024
Verona Parkers Character was terrible, and her acting was terrible , scrunch up your face and throw a tantrum like a child then storm into building with teams of marines and mercenaries spraying bullets every, all the while hindering the guy that's avenging her mothers death and punishing the people responsible for ripping off her mother,

the other replacement female "bee keeper" was way too comical and never stood half a chance , other than that I thought the movie was fantastic they make a sequel asap

just dont put that horrible verona Parker in the film she sucked , good to see jason statham going hard out in the combat scenes.
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The Last Kingdom (2015–2022)
1/10
every character is called ethlwald/ethlfeld/ethlwol/ethlfel/ethletwat/ethltwot/ethltwit
18 January 2024
This show is a bootleg copy of Vikings , Vikings is 10/10, the last kingdom is more of a comedy entertaining and funny, but very b grade knock off of Vikings David Dawson is a horrible actor, somehow Charlie Murphy looks hot as fff in the show but she looks like a feminist in real life, and the obvious body double in the nude scene is grossshe goes from a size 6 to a size 10 There is some terrible acting in this show and horrible dialogue I really cannot handle it but the humor is decent, the way some of the Vikings are depicted is downright comical like space balls.

Eliza Butterworth has the most annoying face she got Botox and lip fillers in the 4th season and she is supposed to be a grandmother in the 1100s, she finally got some money to try fix he face and ruined her already horrid character

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Extraction II (2023)
1/10
As far as unbelievable unrealistic action this is the most unrealistic movie of all time
22 June 2023
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So the main character gets shot to peices in the first one and falls 100m unconscious off a bridge bleeding to death somehow survives being unconscious underwater and floating down stream for an undisclosed time, then his lifeless body with 10,000 litres of blood filling a river is dragged out of the dirtiest water on the planet, he spends months in hospital and somehow survived then goes to live in the middle of knowwhere with a broken leg and arm, someone rocks up and offered him Money to rescue his sister inlaw , he does a few push ups and all of a sudden his broken leg and arm are fixed, and he immeadiatly ok to take on an entire jail full of hardened criminals single handedly gets stabbed several times shrugs it off, only to then get in a gun fight with helicopters and 50 cal bullets not a single one hurts him ,he can empty a full magazine of bullets into the bad guys heads and they still Fight him -and it goes on like this for 2 hours until everyone lives happily ever after just a joke,
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The Mother (2023)
5/10
Great action scenes , very predictable and over the top make up
13 June 2023
No need to have jlo in full face hair and make up and tight clothes , when she is supposed to be a savage hermit living in Alaska, , who goes hunting with blush and eyeshadow with their hair straightened and out, if you live alone in Alaska???? Also as much as I love to look at jlo's booty totally unnecessary to do the slow no ass grab scene in the pink dress, and to have her change clothes and be in the crop top often, the sniper parts were excellent though.

And who lets their child play with wolf puppies like it's normal??? Totally stupid.

Lastly the typical bad English mercenary driving a black land rover come on.
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Ambulance (2022)
4/10
It's only a matter of time before Michael Bay gets taken to court for some Harvey Weinstein shiz
9 May 2022
No one would ever beleive that a Megan fox looking fake lips fake nails and Botox everywhere paramedic would be fine with all that guts and death, also why would that many cops in that many high performance cars drive like idiots and smash into concrete walls and explode.
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4/10
Plot was great story line was terrible,
9 May 2022
The science that was randomly added in about 'David' training mma and then having a flash back about it in the main fight scene and then not using his training was cringe the whole fight scene was so stupid one head bump on the floor or the sink and the recipient would have been unconscious, why would David pick up a sink and the smack him on the bottom with it, the main chick Alexis had the most distracting lips ever too much filler woman, although shia did a great job of making us beleive he was semi Mexican regardless of how psycho the character was no one would be scared of him in real life.
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Ozark (2017–2022)
10/10
Fantastic until the last season unsatisfactory ending
5 May 2022
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Ruth should have 100% been the last one standing, I found in the last season there was only 4 good episodes the first three and the last one really sucked.
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Power Book II: Ghost (2020–2024)
10/10
Tariq should have only been with Effie she is ride or die
23 February 2022
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I hope tariq settles down with Effie she is the hottest baddest chick in the show smart beautiful and she gets things done you can trust her if you don't mess with her.
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10/10
The Irishman in the show is CLEARLY SCOTTISH
23 February 2022
Get an Irish actor !! Otherwise it's an awesome.

I love the entire series hard to beat tariq though I love all the lesbian sex scenes the women are gorgeous but seriously putting a Scottish actor as an Irishman could ruin the series.
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The Book of Boba Fett (2021–2022)
5/10
It only got a 5 because I'm a star wars fan really it was junk looked like it should on on Nickelodeon kids or domething
10 February 2022
From boba's teeth and terrible acting from someone who went from once were warriors which is one of the most epic movies ever with some of the greatest acting ever to barely being able to deliver basic lines and really junk dialog it was hard to watch honestly the only positive was Jennifer beals gorgeous everything , even the rancor was wimpy and underwhelming, Jabba's palace seemed way to huge but also inconsistently sized and the doors open either up or down or the door is arched or square just annoying, I feel like it sucked so bad toward the end they just turned it into the mandalorian mini series halfway in.
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Dune (2021)
6/10
Visually stunning utterly boring
22 November 2021
As the title suggests the visually stunning slightly disturbing , utterly boring content though,

Although I do want to see the next one so I can see if anything interesting happens.
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A Current Affair (1971– )
1/10
Worst journalism in australia
16 November 2021
This is the worst Tv show in australia mostly just for old bags and Karen's to complain, the reporters bully the public and lie about people businesses.
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Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018 TV Special)
1/10
Not funny
1 November 2021
Not funny not even close to funny just a total cringe fest from start to finish I hate it I wish I could give a negative star rating., absolute suckage hard to watch.
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Minari (2020)
6/10
Would have given it a 10 if it didn't abruptly end on a dull point
24 August 2021
So no ending no beginning finishes abruptly tries too hard to be artsy , great characters great story, although nothing happened at all in the movie, it's not an action movie or a franchise it kind of just ended like there is a part 2 or something, we don't know what the heck happened with any of the characters.
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Sweet Girl (2021)
1/10
Started out great but the twist near the end was soo 2006
23 August 2021
This type of plot twist is so amateur it's like a film school kid trying to be clever , other than that it was a great movie with great stunts and action scenes , the jump off the stadium was soo stupid though you would need to be superman to clear the 25metres between the stadium and the water from only a 3 step run up.
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1/10
What the heck happened here it's like a bad kids movie
23 August 2021
Hated this one from the very start just soo ridiculous the other one the beginning was fantastic.
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10/10
Great movie fantastic story and great martial arts
23 August 2021
Loved this movie it was near perfect regarding stunts gore martial art and story line with great character arcs.
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Songbird (II) (2020)
3/10
Nothing to do with songs or birds
21 July 2021
Star studded cast Sofia Carson is gorgeous Demi more is looking haggard , such a great cast such a boring movie that made no sense.
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10/10
Loved it ! It had an original the terminator feel
2 May 2021
Almost horror almost a blockbuster almost epic if it wasn't for the lame backpacking b grade doctors this would have been incredible maybe if the fights were between actual drug cartel and not wimps it would be fantastic.
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Nobody (I) (2021)
10/10
Better than John Wick more real
2 May 2021
Absolutely loved this movie far more lovable and relateable than John wick less repetitive and far better stunts some of the moves and sequences have never been seen or done before in a movie.
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Invincible (2021– )
10/10
Great show make more
27 March 2021
Hurry up and make more episodes, it is a great show.
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Rocketman (I) (2019)
4/10
Needs to be more or a movie with music not a musical
6 March 2021
Besides Disney cartoons there hasn't been a good musical since grease,
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Greenland (2020)
4/10
Anti climactic
14 February 2021
This was a bit disappointing from the special effects to the story and the frustrating characters, dud ending bit of a fail movie really
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Queen of the South (2016–2021)
3/10
Predictable low budget,
3 September 2020
This low budget very predictable rip off of many other shows only this has female Lead castings, that are also low budget and poor actors
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