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The Irishman (2019)
Flat, dull, over acted
Just plain bad. It is painfully slow. The characters are so under developed that you don't care what happens to them. It's just awful.
The Feed (2019)
Boring British drawl
Boring. Poorly acted. Characters that have no depth or likability. Just awful.
Charged: The Eduardo Garcia Story (2017)
Awful, weird, just...awful
The positive rating is just wrong. Couldn't be further off base. Lies. This is a solid 2...and THATS generous.
The Longest Week (2014)
Wow, just wow
I was about 1/2 way through this snooze fest and fell asleep giving it a well earned 3.
I finished it the next day via the Prime Video God's. Upon witnessing the ending I abruptly edited the bodacious 3 to a 1...because of course that's the last step on this grandiose pile of CRAP!
Emergence (2019)
Sloooooooowwwwww
As others mentioned, the police chief has no command presence and would be better cast selling muffins at a bakery. This lead role failure makes the series totally unbalanced and weak.
There is WAY TOO MUCH family drama and NOT NEARLY ENOUGH sci fi to keep my interest. Pretty much NOTHING really happens.
Time Trap (2017)
Wow...just plain wow
This is quite possibly the most poorly written, horribly acted movie EVER made. WTF is with all the 9 and 10 ratings?!
They must have spent roughly $75 on the entire production.
Fastest Car (2018)
Just plain silly
If the Lifetime network produced a motor sports show, this would be it...and that's NOT a compliment.
NONE of these "sleeper" cars can actually compete against a "super car." ...which is expected. So why on God's green earth is the show's premise racing against super cars. It's just STUPID!
Why are many of the sleeper cars TRAILERED to the race?! You can see that many of them aren't even licensed. These are racing cars, not street legal sleepers.
The actual races are so amateurish that almost every episode the winning vehicles are disqualified...because that's what's in the DAMN SCRIPT...even my 12 year old daughter picked up on the fact that this competition isn't even real.
Stupid, just a stupid show.
Undone (2019)
A really bad cartoon
I haven't watched cartoons since Scooby Doo.
The "animation" is not my cup of tea. Couldn't watch it...very annoying.
Car Masters: Rust to Riches (2018)
Take it for what it is...
Don't dig too deep. It's a Netflix "production" filmed in a studio lot. The folks on the show certainly aren't building these cars themselves and earning their wages off the sales. They are paid actors. A lot of very low ratings because viewers felt "betrayed" that it was coined as a reality show. Well...that's Hollywood. It's still an entertaining car show, and heck who doesn't dream of turning out beautiful cars on a shoestring budget with a group of friends.
Prospect (2018)
Thumbs up to the fake raters
...The cast and their families did an outstanding job of rating this NO BUDGET PILE OF CRAPOLA from a 1 to a 6...
Absolute snoozer. I could have filmed the same production on my iPhone in the woods behind my house...for FREE!
Life Like (2019)
Wow, just plain wow!
Who's missing their iPhone and 4th grader?
I found both...they made this movie.
Just plain TERRIBLE!
Arctic (2018)
I felt like I needed saving...
This is a solid 5. You can prepare a meal, play on your phone...pretty much any other task with this movie playing in the background and you won't miss much. If you intend to intently WATCH this flick, your gonna be deeply disappointed. I entered into this thinking not a ton of action is ahead of me simply based on the story. Boy oh boy did I nail that. It was a snoooooooozer.
Custody Road (2018)
Sloooooowwwww film
Very poorly written. Amateur acting. The incredibly slow pace has you wishing that it would just end. The captive escapes...yet doesn't call the police. She calls her lawyer, who ALSO doesn't call the police...it makes the movie seem rather pointless. There are NO likeable characters in this film, which leaves you rooting for no one.
Love Everlasting (2016)
The script was outstanding; for a third grader
I've seen a lot of films. Can't EVER remember a script this badly written. It just painful to watch. I truly mean painful.
I applaud the family, friends and 6 cast members who managed to stake this awful mess all the way up to a 6 with the false reviews.
First Man (2018)
Watching paint dry minus the fumes
This has a 7.5 rating?! WTF?
This was dark, gloomy, sad, and BORING!
Just plain terrible.
Shameless (2011)
Really Really
The show is actually pretty good. Excellent writing, keeps me engaged...
And then...there is not ONE SINGLE character I could give a rats ass about. EVERY character is such a piece of shot, I wish they all would die.
...and, the graphic gay shot is WAY over the top. WHY?!? The gay shot is so uneven keel that it's gross!!!
The Endless (2017)
Absolutely completely bored ENDLESSLY
If you have trouble sleeping, just wind this puppy up at bedtime. It will put you down in 5 minutes. ...tried to watch it three different times. Each time I was down in just a few minutes. My wife thought I was taking drugs.
Jessica Jones (2015)
Is she super or not?
The inconsistency is MADDENING! In some scenes she takes out several well trained men. In other scenes she loses a fight to a female with a stick....it's absolutely BS! The writers are either 6 years old or on crack.
Some episodes are cleverly written and seem well though out...and then the plot will fall off the table like a creamsicle melting on an August sidewalk.
I think the writer gets fatigued and let's his 4th grade daughter finish up most episodes.
The Way We Weren't (2019)
Wowser the fake reviews are bountiful
I can appreciate the cast and their friends trying to bump the ratings, but geeeez! This is one horrible film. I mean REALLY horrible. The camera is quite possibly an iPhone, because it's moving around so much I'm getting dizzy. I'm guessing a couple of high school kids put this together for their 10th grade film making class.
The Old Man & the Gun (2018)
What an incredible snoozer
I felt older than Sissy Spacek looks after enduring this sleepfest I tried. I really truly tried. I fell asleep three times, forced myself to rewind and tried again. Redford is an outstanding actor, however his energy level can no longer light a candle. Casey Affleck has one Stereotype for EVERY film he appears in...he is a battered old porch dog who can't muster the energy to raise his head. WHY on God's green earth is he still acting?!?!?
I wanted to like it. Truly did. But ultimately sleep won the battle and I'm thankful it did.
Deadwood (2019)
Deadwood how about NO WOOD
Made it 20 minutes, then the absolute boredom and stupid dialogue forced me to turn it off.
Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)
Wow, what a horrible movie
Starts out slow, gets slower, pretty much NOTHING happens, and then it slows down even more...IMDB has this at a 7...are you freaking kidding me...tired of people rating crap this high and misleading folks.
The Perfection (2018)
Absolutely Amazing
...amazing that this trash made it to production.
Do yourself a HUGE favor and pass this one over.
Sharkwater: Extinction (2018)
Covers a lot of geography
Stewart quotes, "why are we taught Shakespeare and algebra but not conservation and ecosystems?" ...or something like that. In any case, that makes an excellent point.
The Darkest Minds (2018)
Just horrible
One of the worst movies of 2018. Absolutely nothing good to say about this film.