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1/10
Distasteful yes, but also badly made
6 April 2019
I don't have a dog in the fight about whether one should make a movie like this about a real person, so I was happy to give it a go. But it does feel exploitative, in part because it is so incredibly bad that you cant help but feel it was disrespectful. If you are going to make a movie about a real person who was brutally murdered at least have the decency to make a good movie, not this amateur hour rubbish. Watch the trailer. See how bad it seems? Well, believe me, the trailer has been skillfully edited to make it look 20x better than it really is.
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10/10
Terriffic.
18 December 2017
The middle of the trilogy is another Empire - full of surprises! I was on the edge of my seat throughout the film never sure what was coming next. Utterly delightful.
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8/10
More of the same, no bad thing
9 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
The first thing you should ask about 300: Rise of an Empire is: did you like 300? If you did then you should see its sequel. OK, the Greek-Persian war doesn't have any other stories as good as the Hot Gates, but they do as much as can be expected with the story of Artemisia vs. Themistocles at Salamis. No, there's not more than an ounce of real history in it. The real antagonists were not much like their on screen counterparts. Big deal. It doesn't take long until you realise that this is a fantasy (of sorts, the really magical elements are all told in flashback and so could just be 'story'). It may also be an allegory about modern warfare and politics but frankly the main evidence for that is some innovative use of Persian fire, which I think is meant in a 'plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose' way, so I'd probably not think too long on it. The film is brash, explosive, occasionally crazy (let me just say: the horse). It's also frequently very exciting. OK, Sullivan Stapleton is no Gerard Butler but on the strength of this film he deserves to escape TV and see more movie roles. Lena Headey is decent but underused. Far and away the best actor in the film is Eva Green who's scenery chewing turn as Artemisia gives us a villain half the audience are probably rooting for. I'd be happy to see a third (and final) film in this sequence dealing with Leotychides at Mycale - and to see films like this one every week
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9/10
Clever film with standout performances
9 March 2014
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"No one can be that cruel," says Uma Thurman in the standout scene that bisects Nymphomaniac Vol I and it's the question of right and wrong that hovers over the film like a spectre. Charlotte Gainsbourg's Jo introduces herself with the line "I'm just a bad human being" but it's the existential that drives the narrative more than the moral. "Why does everything have to be so trivial?" Jo asks Stellan Skarsgård's Seligman, the Watson to her consulting detective of lust, immediately before he delivers a monologue about the death of Poe. But there's much of weight in the film. Yes there is a LOT of sex in this film, but apart from a few shots of genitals it's the intent that makes the film transgressive; much of what is actually shown you could probably see on HBO. When people aren't having sex they're talking and this is where the film stands out. From fly fishing to mortality and the Satanic Interval the range of topics is as wide as real conversation and the actors are uniformly superb (it is perhaps those of whom we expect least: Shia LaBeouf, Christian Slater and Uma Thurman who stand out most). LaBeouf is cast to be loathed and he tackles that bravely, if his accent wobbles a bit; Slater and Thurman are each excoriating and heartbreaking. Stacy Martin as the young Joe is the empty heart of the film, occasionally blank, endlessly requiring. It's a challenging physical performance and impressively real. No way is this a film for everyone but it's not as difficult as Antichrist - indeed it's often rather funny. I've not seen a film as bold on the subject of sex since Cronenberg's Crash.
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7/10
Darker than the first volume
9 March 2014
Nymphomaniac Part II is a far darker film than Part I. If the first is the film of innocence then this is of experience and its costs. (Notably the very fine Stacy Martin of Part I disappears early on in this volume with the role being taken over by Gainsbourg). It's also a lot more in keeping with Von Trier's other recent films. Make of that what you will. Personally I found it hard going, but there can be no question that it raises provocative questions about consent and victim hood how those things can transform otherwise identical acts. It briefly flirts with the idea that gender can transform those identical acts too, but in a rushed way that doesn't feel like it really interested the film makers much. Humanist it certainly is and yet, ultimately, somewhat misanthropic too. I doubt I'll need to see this part again, but was glad to have seen it once. If the rumoured Director's Cut of 5+ hours eventually surfaces I'll certainly watch it. Challenging.
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Taken 2 (2012)
5/10
Too many cuts
7 October 2012
OK, everyone knows that Taken is best on video where it has an UK 18 cert rather than the softer 15 shown in cinemas. But the cinema cut was still fine; a good, hard action film. So why on earth have the producers of Taken 2 chosen to take it from a 15 down to a 12A for UK cinema release? The cuts are painfully obvious, to the point where some of the action no longer makes sense, and the soundtrack is woefully anaemic. Performances are largely good and the use of Istanbul is impressive - one hopes that Skyfall gets as much out of the city as Taken 2 has. It's a little vaguely plotted and its not really clear if the villains are really as bad as the ones in the first film or just driven by vengeance. I'll see it again if it's released uncut on video but the film is disappointing in the cinema; all the more so because the good action film it could have been is still visible but drowning beneath a sea of cuts.
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