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Bad CGI Gator (2023)
Unselfconsciously aware of what it is, and working it.
I like to consider myself a connoisseur of low budget horror. It's a fine line to walk-- there are films that know their premise is bad, so the cast and crew don't try; there are others that try too hard to be more than what they're capable of being and end up being boring. There are very few "bad" horror movies where you can tell that everyone involved is truly enjoying themselves-- and that enjoyment elevates the film to something that you truly, unironically enjoy as well.
I've been anxiously awaiting Bad CGI Gator for a month, as it was coming out on my birthday, and it did not disappoint. The low budget did not stop the camera crew from doing a very professional job, and the acting was superb for a comic horror film; although I doubt we'll see any of these actors in the future, I'd be very happy if we did see their careers advance.
The script is charmingly mocking of Gen Z culture, in a way that makes it clear that actual Gen Z people were involved in writing it.
And the gator, oh, the gator! If you came to this review to hear about the eponymous gator, I promise it won't disappoint. There's an in-universe reason the gator is bad CGI, and I promise that the creature's descent from the roof will fulfill every promise the film's name offers.
If none of this compels you, the short run time at worst means it's worth giving it a try, and if you're like me, you'll be left wanting more.
The Titan (2018)
Oof
The fact that Netflix specifically recommended this for me makes me wonder what exactly I did to hurt Netflix so badly. I pay my bill every month, why am I being punished?
I've watched and enjoyed movies that IMDB users love to hate more than once, but this one was a punch in the kidneys. The only saving grace is that Sam Worthington is pleasant to look at-- for most of the film at least.