Tommy and Ron said we should go see movie after Thanksgiving feast at the store. I figured it could no way be any better than the funniest movie ever American Pie 2, but I laughed so much I choked upon popcorn. When that guy gets his manhood stuck in the hot tub, well, it is the funniest thing you'll see this year. Or when the polar bear eats his crotch. How do they come up with these things cause it's an amazing sense of humor. The girl from Playboy is extra good looking and so are a bunch of other fine women in this picture. I wish it would have been rated R as it would be a classic. Tommy didn't like it because he said it ripped off Hot Dog The Movie and Ski School but I think he's wrong. Ron said it ripped off Caddyshack except it had skiing but he still like it (especially the polar bear). My name is Todd M. and I give Out Cold four stars!
Reviews
11 Reviews
American Pie 2
(2001)
So funny and gross (a spoiler).
11 August 2001
Warning: Spoilers
I saw the first American Pie at a theatre with fellow workers Tommy and Ron. Tommy and Ron are big fans of the first, so much that Tommy and Ron have created a shrine to the first one in our walk-in cooler. They know all the lines and they like all the original girls, especially the naked Nadia. Ron even tried to see her where she lived. We made a vow that we would see the second one together at the same theatre when the sequel was released. Well, Aug.10 was that day and I can't remember when I laughed so hard in all my life. American Pie 2 is a champion among films, so much better than the previous because it's not afraid to be raunchy and it doesn't have a goofy sensitive ending like first one, although it tries. There's nudity but not the females you want (like Nadia). I didn't like the scene where the guy gets urinated on. Not funny. The naked lesbians were excellent and should've featured them more. Tommy liked the scene where the guys were kissing as to touch naked lesbians. This is funny. Go see American Pie 2 and laugh! I'm Todd M. and this gets 4 stars!
Rushmore
(1998)
Not very funny at all.
1 July 2001
Ron brought this movie in the other day and said it's probably his favorite film ever. He's wrong. Rushmore is boring. It barely moves along and the characters are boring and dumb. There is no kid who acts like this and has this power. Somebody should take a belt to him. It's ridiculous and Bill Murray is wasted. He was good in Caddyshack and Meatballs but in dumb "indie films" (as Ron calls it) like this, he is just wasted. This is the type of film everybody in the alternative music scene likes. Those people are very mean and somewhat conformist and always like this stuff yet ridicule me for liking what I like when they come into the store. What a waste of time. I do like the teacher though. She was nice to look at. I'm Todd M. and I give this one star (for the teacher).
Bachelor Party
(1984)
A funny classic film.
1 July 2001
Tommy brought this into the store, not even believing I'd have never seen this. I try to explain to Tommy about the Russia of the 80's yet he does not seem to get it. So I watched with Tommy and Ron in the store and found it funny. It's amazing that Tom Hanks was in such a raunchy sexy movie. It is funny though. Customers laughed a lot and explained to me why they think this is a classic. I think they're right. When he plays tennis, Tom is funny. When he drives a bus, Tom is funny. There is just nothing this guy can't do. It would be nice to see a Bachelor Party 2. I think a lot of people would like it. Tom Hanks should never forget where he came from and do a sequel for us fans (and new fans) of the sexy Bachelor Party. I'm Todd M. and I give this 3 and a half stars!!
Dude, Where's My Car?
(2000)
So funny and so good.
26 June 2001
Today I rented the Dude Where's My Car movie. It was so funny and so good. Tommy did not like it and I cannot figure out why. Does it not have hot girls? Does it not have funny scenes? Other than the drug references (something I do not condone), it is very funny. Tommy called it brainless and tried to show me where it is not funny, but you can't show funny, you've got to feel it. Tommy just doesn't get it. We never had things like this back home. Our customers do as everyone of them laughed and bought things. This is exactly the type of movie I want to see over and over again. I even want to go to a strip club because it seems so funny. I'm Todd M. and this gets four stars!!!
Christmas Vacation
(1989)
Awful, non-funny comedy
2 December 2000
How do people like this movie? There is nothing funny about it. Tommy brought this in to watch at the liquor store and I did not laugh once. Customers in the store love this, laughing, saying what was coming next, and people bought lots of egg nog and whiskey, and asked for moose glasses but this is terrible. I may play it again since it boosts sales but, this is junk. Not funny and I think people are being kind and sentimental. Dumb, dumb.
Mission: Impossible II
(2000)
Absolute good film everyone should see.
14 November 2000
I finally get to pick my own movie to watch at the liquor store and this is it! Wow, this is the best. Tommy and Ron worked this night and hated it. But they are wrong. Action and hot women and cool gadgets. Also it had the look of some rap videos on MTV. I love MTV. Tom Cruise was so good and I was excited throughout the whole film. Customers stopped and watched, and sales on this night went up. This is a great film, not like weird old junk Tommy brings in. Big stars, Big effects and cool looking. I'm Todd M. and I give this 4 stars!!!!
Harold and Maude
(1971)
Dumb, Gross and Unfunny. (SPOILER)
14 November 2000
Warning: Spoilers
Tommy brought this into the liquor store saying it was a classic. A midnite movie. Something that was popular in the Seventies I guess. I've never seen a midnight movie but Tommy says they showed these MidnightMovies at Midnight in the Seventies. I don't know I wasn't there. But if this is the type of disgusting film they showed I'm glad I wasn't there.
All kinds of gory scenes played for fun. Black comedy is what Tommy called it. I don't get this. And I guess I'm supposed to say SPOILER but he makes love to old woman. Gross. Why couldn't they get a nice younger woman for this film? It makes no sense. All reviews say this is a good picture but I think it's not. I think people like this film because they think they supposed to, like the way Russia used to be. Dumb and gross and stupid. They shouldn't be allowed to make movies like this. I'm Todd M. and this gets no stars.
All kinds of gory scenes played for fun. Black comedy is what Tommy called it. I don't get this. And I guess I'm supposed to say SPOILER but he makes love to old woman. Gross. Why couldn't they get a nice younger woman for this film? It makes no sense. All reviews say this is a good picture but I think it's not. I think people like this film because they think they supposed to, like the way Russia used to be. Dumb and gross and stupid. They shouldn't be allowed to make movies like this. I'm Todd M. and this gets no stars.
Road Trip
(2000)
Funny Funny Funny
11 November 2000
I saw this at a drive-in in Georgia when I was on vacation with two friends of mine, James and Sam. I was in love with both of them and this proved to be a memorable night at the drive in. Road Trip is so funny. It made me laugh so much. Tom Green is funny. So funny in fact I started laughing so hard I spit up my mixed drink. I tell all customers about it at the liquor store and I'm so excited that it's coming on video! All customers want to rent it now. This is comic genius at it's finest. And I saw it where it was filmed which makes it even more extra special. Thanks to IMDB for letting me let everyone know how much I love this film. Go Tom Green!!!!
American Beauty
(1999)
This is no good. I don't get it.
11 November 2000
We put the Academy Award winner on here at the liquor store. Like my friend Ron always says, "What's up with the hype?". This film entertained no one working with me. Tommy even clocked out to go home early cause he didn't want to watch anymore. Annette Bening is boring and so's Thora Birch. Kevin Spacey is just all right, but he's no Christopher Lloyd. We try to entertain people with movies at the store but nobody who came in on the Tuesday night seemed to like this. I don't understand what this is supposed to be making fun of maybe? I'm Todd M. and I give this 1 star.
Camp Nowhere
(1994)
CAMP NOWHERE a winning comedy!!!!!
11 November 2000
Me and my friends love this movie. It's hilarious. Made me feel like a kid again what with all the summer camp motifs. My friend Tommy says it reminds him of his camp he went to for about five years when he was a younger kid. We put this on at the liquor store on the vcr here and watched it from beginning to end. Even the customers liked it. It kind of calms them down when they are buying alcohol. Christopher Lloyd is so funny. The soundtrack rocks too. They don't make them like that anymore, it's all that Korn sounding stuff. My name is Todd M. and I give this 4 stars!!
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