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oh, give em a break. it's a funny movie.
13 March 2001
if nothing else, you could tell the directors and actors were having some fun with it, not to mention providing a few of the funnier lines to come from a spoof splatter flick like this....

"honey, mental illness is a terrible thing, it can stay hidden for years and BANG! who knows what sets them off? you remember what happened to your father"

i'll agree that the plot could've fit into a peanuts strip, the canadian accents were a little thick at times, and that there's more than a small handful of complete disregards to the original. for instance, mary lou was originally killed in the 70's, however they've moved that back to the 50's so they could add the classic 50's rock n roll and killer wurlitzer jukebox motif.

and one last thing, their interpretation of hell, both thematically and visually was one of the funniest things i've ever had to fast forward through.

you know what though? rent it. watch it. it's as self-effacing as any scream movie without calling itself out for more cheap laughs.
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The Last Slumber Party (1988 Video)
the lowest of the lowest of the low.
18 February 2001
wow, there's just so much so very wrong with this piece of crap i'm not sure where to start.

normally i have a soft spot for even the dirge that united home video brings to market, i mean, how can you not love blood cult, a similarly awful movie yet shot on betacams? (at least the cheap synthesizer used for the score in blood cult was used in conjunction with a sequencer and/or quasi-literate musician)

i rented "last slumber party" mostly due to seeing the "united home video" emblem, thinking i might get a good beer-infused laugh out of it. hardly.

there are home movies of you getting you learning to ride your first bike that have both better quality and lighting. the acting seems to imply that everyone was either on a heavy diet of painkillers or just plain outright awful. the story is a deliberate attempt to borrow from virtually every other movie in the "girls at slumber party get drunk and then slashed up by escaped maniac" subgenre yet somehow manages to come off as completely retarded.

only good note, the heavy metal music provided by "FIRSTRYKE"... the best/worst hairmetal in a horror flick since the prom scene in prom night 3.

avoid this at any and all costs.

t3mul3nt
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what can you possibly say....
1 October 2000
....about a movie that aims so low? i first fell upon this one about halfway through when the imp is first introduced about 7 or 8 years ago channel surfing @ 2AM. needless to say, i had to have it. there's really only one word for a "script" like this and that word is ARBITRARY. a what? an imp? a smart-mouthed, twofoot tall rubber IMP? HUHWUH?

this movie scores points in all the ways it probably didn't intend to. the dialogue is strained at best. the acting? what acting? the screenwriting has more holes than a tennis net.

SO WHAT?!?! if you were looking for oscar performances you'd never be watching USA up all night at 2 AM anyways! as far as crap-level camp, you've found it. 10 out of a possible 5.

IMP:"cmon, now. isn't there something you always wanted and never got?"

TAFFY:"well, all through school, i always wanted to be queen of the prom"

IMP: "AND IT NEVER HAPPENED?!?! AWWWW S##T! WHAT A SHAME!"

classic.

t3mul3nt
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something people seem to be missing about this film...
3 July 2000
am i the only one who's noticed the blatant homosexual undercurrent to this movie? that along with the occasional splattergore was the only thing that made this watchable.

let me see here, where to begin? something is "inside" jesse walsh, it's an ugly dark side that wants to "come out"? this inner demon makes him in one scene run to a leather bar wherein he sees his obviously s+m inclined coach, in another run from his girlfriend's exposed breasts to his best friend's bedroom? short of writing "gay" on a 2x4 and smacking the viewer on the head with it, this is the most.... errr... ham-handed piece of sublime gay cinema to ever enter the mainstream horror genre.

other than that, i would only recommend this movie to the people who've already seen it for the obvious reasons, i.e., nightmare on elm street fans and people looking for a slapstick (oooops!) gross out film. and perhaps my sociology-for-english-students-103 assistant professor who could find the homosexual undertones in a head of lettuce. good in a few ways, but wretched in most.
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