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Foreskin Gump (1994)
Uninspired spoof, but the sex is good
Uninspired parody of Forrest Gump, but with good sex scenes. The film takes place in a closed environment, very different from the original, and it boils down to imitating some characters and repeating lines by Forrest Gump.
It features 5 long sex scenes in about 1h10min of film. But like I said, the sex at least is good.
The 50 Best Horror Movies You've Never Seen (2014)
Good doc, bad title
The main issue regarding this documentary is the title "The 50 Best Horror Movies You've Never Seen". Most of the movies are well known and if you are a horror buff you've probably watched most of them.
The doc should be called "The 50 Best Horror Movies You Have to See" or just "50 Horror Movies You Have to See". Though I don't agree with every movie in the list, it's a good list.
Mandy (2018)
Lysergic art movie
Watching Mandy is like watching a Rob Zombie movie in slow motion. It's almost unbearable.
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Let's destroy Zion !
I guess the directors were more worried about special effects than to tell a story in Matrix Reloaded. The action scenes are superb and the one where Neo fights a hundred Agents Smiths is already a classic. Unfortunately the philosophical script is very boring and the scenes in Zion reminded me of Battlestar Galactica. This movie would be better if there were no Zion and everybody go to war inside the Matrix, where the action reigns. The first Matrix is a science-fiction masterpiece with a genious plot and state of the art effects. This one looks like "Star Wars - The Phantom Menace". Too much expectation let most people frustrated.
Soul Survivors (2001)
Incredible piece of crap
I watched the trailer of this movie on video while seeing "Route 666" and it looked kind of cool. Unfortunately the trailer is the only good thing about the movie. I can't imagine how this horrible film got released in theaters. The plot is awful and predictable and the end is frustrating. Even the shower scene is lame. Two girls taking a shower WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON ? Come on ! I can't remember when was the last time I gave a 0 to a movie, but this one got a double zero, from myself and my wife.
Drive In (2000)
Unfortunately it's not a Troma movie
The best thing of this movie is the Troma festival playing at the Drive In. It's fun to watch those clips. Unfortunately this is not a Troma Movie. It's about a retard Jason who decides to slash some people at the drive in during the festival. Almost no gore, except for the Troma footage, and I was unlucky to watch this on TV where they blurred the woman's tits in what should be the nude scene. So no nudity for me. Besides all that the movie also tries to pass the message that the violence on the screen influences violence on real life. It sounds ridiculous in this flick. Let's rent some gory Troma movies and have fun.
Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled (2002)
Wish it had a good script
What can you expect of the 4th chapter of a series that only the first movie got into the big screen ? I really didn't expect too much. This movie is gory then parts 2 and 3 together and also has some very pleasant nude/sex scenes. I only wish it had a good script. That Terminator character called "The Hunter" has nothing to do with this movie and his sword fight with the Djinn was completely out of plot. This isn't highlander. Though it lacks a better script, it's a better movie than Wishmaster 2 and 3. Of course it's worst than the original, but until now it's the best sequel of the series.
Strange Frequency (2001)
The first two stories are great !
I've watched this movie last night on cable and got very excited with the first story where 2 rockers crash their car and seek for help in a Disco. The second story is also very good (the one with the hitchhiker). Unfortunately, the other 2 stories are lame. The concept of this rock and roll twilight zone movie is great, but only the 2 first stories make it worth seeing.
Bad Karma (2001)
Boring B movie with a good start
This film starts very well for a B movie with a beautiful blondie nude scene. After she strips in the bathroom of a gas station she's kidnapped and tortured by a maniac. Then the movie jumps in time and shows Patsy Kensit playing the same character as the unknown blondie in the beginning (they explain that she made a plastic surgery, but most probably she didn't want to show her body off). She's a psycho woman in a mental institution who manages to escape with some nice kill shots. In the first 15 minutes we get nudity and some gory death scenes. After that the film becomes predictable and finally boring, very boring. The plot about Jack the ripper reincarnation is ridiculous. I suggest you watch the movie until the psycho girl escapes and then turn off the TV.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
3 hours in a Fantasy World
Well, I haven't read the book and watched the animation movie - which I didn't like - when I was a kid, but I like Peter Jackson's work and also a good adventure flick. I have to say that the first 30 minutes of the movie disappointed me and I was starting to agree with my wife, who did not see the movie because she got bored reading the book and left it. She probably stopped reading it before Frodo starts his quest, because that's where the adventure begins. After 30 long minutes I almost could not feel the other 2 1/2 hours pass in front of my eyes. It was a pity the movie ended in "only" 3 hours. I wanted more ! At that time I was so captured by the movie that it could goes forever. Everybody in the theater claimed for more but we will have to wait one year to see this great adventure continues.