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Sin City (2005)
S&M pulp fiction fantasy
24 March 2005
Sin City: Style – A,; Story – D+ One-liner: Fully articulated S&M pulp fiction fantasy for the pubescent male

John Hartigan (Bruce Willis) is an aging cop on his last breath. He tries to save a ten year old girl from the sick perversions of a pedophilic murderer. Marv (Mickey Rourke) is a hulking thug out to seek revenge against those who killed Goldie, the hooker with a soul like an angel. Dwight (Clive Owen) is a vigilante boyfriend out prowling the streets protecting the hookers of Old Town from the likes of Jack Rafferty's (Benicio Del Toro) gang. All three stories intertwine around the seedy streets and characters that inhabit the graphic novel shadows of BaSIN CITY.

Frank Miller is one f***ed up guy. He loves all things misogynistic, cruel and kinky. Gruesome murders, torture, pedophilia, cannibalism, decapitations galore – nothing is too sick to escape inclusion in this rather simple and predictable plot. Miller found the perfect directors (Robert Rodriguez with Quentin Tarrintino doing some ?guest? directing) to show off his standard fare in amazing style. The light, shadow, and spot use of color was simply superb for the story and source material. Unfortunately the directors never thought to refine the script to provide a true hardboiled film noir where the double-crosses are a surprise and the dames are as savvy and smart as the men. Instead they indulge Miller's obsession with tough, ugly guys who seem to win the attentions of the perfect hookers. Miller doesn't have a Madonna/Whore problem writing women, he has a Whore/Whore problem. I've never seen so many thongs, black leather studded outfits, and gun-toting dominatrixes in a film outside the XXX district. Russ Meyers has nothing on these guys. For that reason alone I predict the film will be a huge success. It's a male erotic S&M film wrapped up in so much style that every computer geek and teenaged male will flock to theaters once they've put down their video game controller or logged off the internet porn.
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Closer (I) (2004)
It's all about questioning surfaces
6 December 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Closer: A

Mike Nichols delivers his best work yet. CLOSER is a well crafted dissertation on art's reflection of the human condition, particularly the dependence on romantic relationships. It delivers an intimate film that actually achieves depths rarely seen on screen. Kubrick's Eye's Wide Shut only scratched the surface of literal naked lies that represent sexual game-playing on screen. His work came off as a freshman treatise on relationships in a pervy, self-obsessed way. Nichols and screenwriter Patrick Marber deliver a full and rich study on the difficulties of love and sexual tension. Without ever showing a sex scene on screen they are able to portray the nasty nature of jealously, lust and obsession without actually exploiting these acts as Kubrick and countless others have done. The result is a pure _expression of the realization that we don't know anything when it comes to assessing truth in character.

Alice (Natalie Portman), a former stripper, is hit by a car in London as she forgets to look right. Dan (Jude Law) comes to her rescue and guides her to the hospital before guiding her into his life. Dan writes obituaries but soon finds a novel in himself thanks to Alice. While shooting the photo for his book he falls for the photographer Anna (Julie Roberts) who pulls back from him given that he's with Alice. For light-style revenge Dan sets up Larry (Clive Owen) in an Internet sex chat room to meet Anna thinking this will embarrass him and her. Cupid backfires thus throwing Larry and Anna into a relationship of their own. First impressions, like all art, can only show you broad strokes of character like stereotypes and lies. Alice is presented as a young girl in need of saving, literally. Anna is a strong, independent artist who seems smart in her career and choices. Dan is a struggling, sensitive writer in search of a muse, someone to inspire and rescue. Larry is a sex obsessed dermatologist and self-described caveman. By the end of the film, however, the audience will get a deeper and more profound view of all four characters and realize we just don't know them as well as we think.

Acknowledging that film can be art, the screenwriter is skilled with dialog that reflects the illusionary quality that is art. Every piece of conversation, every word has meaning, reflection and sometimes foreboding for what is to come and the gaps in story and exposition brilliantly leads the audience to fill in those elements with their own interpretations. It is those interpretations and broad-stroke impressions that the film is there to question. Alice, in the scene at Anna's photo exhibit, discusses this very concept to Larry when discussing her reaction to the photos and the show. The function is just a big lie, the glossy photos of people's faces don't' show the real person, the fancy people at the party only reflect that same quality. Everything is for surface show - one-dimensional illusions of character. Alice, Anna, Dan and Larry are those photos just in moving form but that makes all the difference. The movement and editing of the film allows us to jump through months and years of their relationships to unpeel parts of the illusion of character and stereotypes. We can explore wrong assumptions about characters and that should make us explore the real-world difficulties of knowing people, really knowing them and not just their image or attitude. Many will just see this film as a sad story of four wounded people making bad relationship choices. This is really sad because this film is truly a great wake-up call to humanity to embrace a new approach and attitude about art and people. Strength can be a weakness. Vulnerability can be empowering. Dependence can be comforting. Nothing can be valued or viewed without bias and prejudice. Great art, like this film, can sometimes achieve a new way to show us how wrong we can be when we let our bias prevent us from just experiencing life and being open to shifts in perception. So take a closer look, at this film and the life around you. You just might find happiness in walking away from the expected.
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Doing Time (2002)
9/10
Fun in solitary!
20 June 2003
What's a guy to do when he loves guns, particularly American ones featured in movies, but he lives in a country where it's illegal to own one. Well, he ends up being sent to an institution that is more like a military academy than US prison. This very funny film studies the everyday obsessions of prisoners who have nothing left to do during their days but wonder about their next meal or contemplate their next soak in the tub. Each short film that comprises this full feature deals with the absurdities of life behind bars in Japan from a fun and humorous perspective. Everything from dropping and eraser to going to the bathroom takes on dramatic tension that it becomes laugh-out-loud funny.

P.S. for US audiences, putting soy sauce on your rice is often considered child-like in Japan.
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Miss Minoes (2001)
Fantastical world and story for all ages
20 June 2003
This was my favorite film at the Seattle International Film Festival in 2002. This bright tale of a woman who is really a cat has all the charm of a fairy tale and the timeless and romantic feel of Amelie or Mary Poppins.

The story is simple. A cat turns into a woman after coming across some unknown nasty stuff spilled from a barrel. She finds herself stuck on the rooftops of her small town not sure which world she now belongs to - human or feline. She trips into the life of a struggling reporter and they both finds ways to help each other and expose the local business hero as the cad that he is.

Everything from the set designs to the action was well crafted. The result was such a treasure that I'd love to own a DVD copy but can't find any. Somehow I think if the US companies (please, not the new Disney!) got their hands on this they would ruin it's European charm. Please, please distribute this or release a DVD.
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3/10
Downhill Fast
13 September 2002
Luc Besson has traditionally given US audiences something more than your standard Hollywood action film, often with thrilling (La Femme Nikita, The Professional) or visually dynamic (Fifth Element, The Messenger) results. So what went terribly wrong with The Transporter? Perhaps it was the director's (Corey Yuen) heavy reliance on the stylized John Woo and Jackie Chan inspired action sequences. But that can be fun sometimes. Perhaps it was the improbable scenarios and James Bond like clichés. But that, too, can be fun, even when the diabolical evil mastermind waits to kill the hero providing him enough time to be saved. What really went wrong with this film was that the story and main character got lost after the first car chase sequence.

Frank Martin is The Transported, played perfectly cold faced by Jason Statham. He is wonderfully introduced as a well organized, manicured, and precise driver hired for transporting "packages" for high fees, no questions asked. This is an austere man, following his own protocol and rules to keep his life ticking as perfectly as his watch. I wanted to get to know this interesting and reserved person from the moment he tersely negotiates with bank robbers on the first job we're privy to. He drives up to a bank at the strike of 10 am just in time to pick up his load - four bank robbers with masks, guns, and bank sacks. As he calmly explains that the contract was for three men, no more, and that he is not proceeding until the contract terms are met, the robbers threaten with guns and the cops start closing in around them. Through some good negotiation skills and some fancy and fantastic car handling skills, The Transporter soon has the men out of the situation and returns to his seaside home to clean up the minor mess to his car. BMW had several notable directors (Ang Lee, Guy Ritchie) shoot short films for the web, some with dramatically good results. The car chase sequence follows this theme with great results.

But then something terrible happens with this wonderful start to the film. His next assignment, to carry a bag to a hillside mansion, turns bad when he opens the wriggling package to find a fresh and soft faced Asian girl with model good looks. Breaking his rule never to open the package results in some bad consequences. After he kicks two motor cops into submission, we loose the interesting guy and are left with only an action hero flexing his muscle and beating up on multiple guys at a time. The story about the thinking, motivated professional trying to walk the line as a precise driver in an imprecise and dangerous world turns into a mess of fight sequences and large explosions. Gone is the Martin with the clean suits and sharp dialog. We're left with a buff martial arts guy and no plot. This could be expected from the Hollywood studios and some of the lesser interesting Hong Kong action films but I expected more, both from the early hints of a real character at the start of the film and from Besson's earlier works. Sadly we're left with action fluff about as satisfying as cotton candy. Have fun with the car chase and oil spill antics, just don't be surprised if the sugary mass turns to air after the lights come up.
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The Flats (2002)
4/10
rather flat
24 June 2002
This rural tale of troubled teen boys trying to find a future in their small Northwest town avoids being sappy and trite but it never finds it's soul nor does it require the audience to care about the two lead. Harper has problems, often getting into trouble with the law and drinking too much. He comes home only to create problems with his friend Luke's life and relationship with his girlfriend. Unfortunately the story never creates enough dramatic tension between Luke and Harper. The Requa brothers do a good job capturing the juvenile behavior of teen males and Chad Lindberg is fun to watch, but nothing interesting is going on beyond jokes in the bathroom and rants at diners and parties. One scene even forces some bad philosophy on the audience via a card game at the local hangout house. I don't know of any teens who hang out and play cards when they could be partying and drinking. The cinematography and the soundtrack are feature-worthy but the story needed a lot more work to interest an audience beyond the local crowd.
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Passionada (2002)
2/10
straight to TV land
24 June 2002
Warning: Spoilers
This sappy story of a woman falling for a card counter slips from bad to worse under the heavy handed writing and absurd plot shift generally only found in bad shows on Lifetime Television for romance junkies. The film starts out as a cheap copy of a Danielle Steel story about a mother unable to love again as she still mourns the loss of her husband at sea and a rebellious daughter who helps an English gambler get into her good graces, even if he lies to win her affections. Beyond the bad dialog and implausible idea that she'd fall for such a cheat, the film further degrades into an unwatchable mess.

SPOILERS

In the last moments of the film it resorts to adding action sequences to liven the tension. Not even a motorcycle chase and a thug beating can save this tragic loss of film stock. But it doesn't end there. The writers have seen too many soap operas so they throw in a coma-in-the-hospital scene and dialog along the lines of, "If there;s anything he'll wake up for it's you." The director even had the never to use a subtitle screen to flash "One month later" as if time had any significance to this romance. Yikes. The sacchrin in this film almost had me bolt from the theatre but to ba fair to the Harlequin Novel crowd, some women were dabbing their eyes. I can't recommend this film to anyone. Telenovellas are more fun. At least they don't take themselves so seriously.
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Yi Yi (2000)
3/10
Few moments not worth 3 hours
19 January 2001
Edward Yang's film is bleak. If life, love and dying were this depressing, I'd wish to remain forever 8 years old. While there were a few poignant moments, these were few and far between, causing numerous people in the audience to leave before the touching conclusion three hours later. Most of the characters seemed to dread life, love, and the emotions that come with being human. And the women all seemed bent on destruction, sexually, spiritually, and emotionally. Breakdowns, crying fits, and indecision seem to plague these women with no sign of joy, humor, or compassion seeming to trickle into the cracks of their self-pitying prisons. Where are the redemptions, the creative sparks, and the connections with each other that keeps us alive? Only the young son and the Japanese software genius, Ota, seem to have a grasp of the beauty of giving something wondrous back to the world while also enjoying the pleasures and humor in life. Sorry to disagree with the majority of critics, but I can only recommend this film to foreign and art-house film lovers.
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