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LSD Frankenstein (2002 Video)
9/10
caos is back
15 December 2002
Hello my friend's Matute is back. Today i will tell you about the last movie seen in Germen Cine club In this chance the movie has saw by more than 400 peoples in the San Martin cultural center, in BS.AS blood festival. The movie was very good, excellent performance of "Uri Geller" the first semi-professional actor used by the director G.M a.k.a. "the Carpenter of sub-humanoid b movies". The movie shows more work in special effects, very good guts an others. A regular action of "El gordo" an "Salis", an a good one of "Villagra" and "El galgo" To re mark the Genius F.P. a.k.a. "cara de tela" the perfection make human. You have to see this movie, will surprise you an it´s be good for yours eyes. For last a comment about the people who oppose to this art "Why don't you get a life and grown up, why criticize what you don't understand, why change my words. You're so afraid... an make my pity"

Happy saratrusta for all.

Matute.
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10/10
brain holocaust.
8 September 2001
All right, this movie make a brain holocaust in my head, it haves many items to be comment, so I take one by one... First, the music, amazing, very good, the band "Velocidad 22" was the just one for this movie, their songs was really engaged with the scenes. Second, the actors, was very good for Argentina, but can be better, yet "Rodolfo" and his "I will kill em all" make this movie a cult one. Third the director, it was good, and it have to fight against the actors, the budget, and his own limitations, it was make an excellent movie. In the four place, the budget, it was minus 200 bocks, that wath the actors have to suffered, the hard winter whit extra-small t-shirt, and the hot summer whit leader pants, sweater, and mask. Going to the movie, it was really good, its was powerfull, like the great movie "La matanza canibal de los garullos lisergicos", the paint of the movie have to be think in the hard way (is not a movie for girls, sorry but they have non capacity to think), its a movie about the begin an the end of humanity in a religious way (the "Eternity" way), in the beginning it was dark... and the mutants, always the mutant; and the mutant-hunters, like bull and snake, the clasic no-hero like Plisken for "scape from N.Y and L.A.", the gore and the violence, the love and the fate, whas here in a perfect communion, the recovery of homo-mutant, can be the recovery of the director of this movie, in all the ways yo can think. Well you have to see this one, to be sey, now I may die, but death I tell you, i see everything. This movie here in Argentina make history, like the first show of "el topo" or "the song is the same", after this movies, some fans going to the street dress like mutant, and screaming in a very creepy way.

Well that was all folks, if you are an angel, well... go to hell.
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10/10
The best of the beast.
27 July 2000
Hello dude, salute from the Glorious Germen's cine club. This movie is like a dream come true, or a nightmare come true, its phenomenal and very very very españolada. You can see in this master piece the vision of Alex about de Armageddon (a very bad movie, don't see it), this vision its a latin vision, whit no heros, no muscle guy beating Satan, no, this movie it's about a priest who discover the day and the place where the evil will come, and whit the help of a fat heavy metal and a false exorciser tv showman KILL A BABY, a baby named Satan. This movie have a very goods gags, like the priest killing her friend family by error, and others. This movie it's excellent. Good bye and good killing.
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Troma's War (1988)
10/10
A really war movie, not bull***t.
22 July 2000
Yeah Yeah Yeah, I love War, and love Troma (this was the comment of a partner here in Germen's Cine Club). This comment was acclaimed and approved by all the good citizen in Germen´s. This movie is amazing, is amazing his original and un-censured duration, is amazing how good the directors can see how the war is in the countries of the third world. This movie have sex, violence a priest and a blind woman, a pig who command an army and a ninpho maniac in panties. If you see this movie you can love it or you are an ignorant, sub human non lyric man. In this movie an airplane crash at the begin and this scene is wonderful, then a little war begins and the movie gets better and better and better. The the goods win and the bad loose. You can see a rocker guy, much woman's in tits, and a priest called jew by a nazi. You can also see a guy gets the best chic, a blind girl who finally find his cane, a good one. Well you have to seen this one, before you can say i am a complete man. This movie is a hundred time better that the Spilberga movie Saving private Ryan.
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1/10
so poor...
14 July 2000
A few words for the people here in germen's cine club: The worst crap ever seen on this honorable cinema. A very poor script, a very bad actors, and a very bad movie. Don't waste your time looking this movie, see the very good "mutantes verdes fritos anarquia radioactiva", or any movie have been good commented by me. Say no more.
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10/10
cry, Bruce Lee, cry
20 June 2000
Amazing Asian movie, people, this movie was seen on Germen´s Cine club, and cataloged as a classic of asian-action-gore-movie. In a glorious journey this movie have the best critics. This movie is about a man whit super powers (like dragon ball), who have been encarceled, and in jail a lots of fat amarillos, intent to kill our hero. In this movie you can see the explosive punch of Ricky and see his enemys explote like a dog in a microwave. This movie have gore, blood and fat amarillos who can eat a horse, and teen bags of raise. Don't private yourself of this amazing movies. Go red people go for the glory, killing chickens.
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10/10
Low budget, amazing film.
9 June 2000
This particular movie have cause sensation on Germen´s Cine Club. Some people have insulted the director of this movie because the violence and gore, in extreme, and the lots of homosexual people die in this movie. Some people stand up and clap until his hand broke. And some people simply cry. This movie is about mutant-god killing people, and all his slaves always by he's side to serve the master's plan. This movie have power, this power's grater than love and of hate, this is the power of will and of fate, the power to kill, the power to feel, the power of blood, the triumph of cine bizarro. In the last reunion of Germen's cine club we have decided to recommend this great movie. God save the movies.
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Cannibal Massacre (1993 Video)
10/10
Powerful.
3 June 2000
oh man, how to comment this movie?. This movie was acclaimed on Germen´s Cine Club for all the partners who have seen it. The best gore independent movie that Spain have bring to us. Thank you gallego. This movie have everything, have gore, violence, rape, sorbete de bebe (baby ice cream), woman humiliated, and lisergic people. oh god, thank you for show me the light. In Germen´s cine club this movie have been acclaimed all nite long, all nite, oh yeah. People please see this movie and enjoy the life. Kind Regards MATUTE 3.
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El Topo (1970)
10/10
Fantastic.
27 May 2000
The mole, is the best, best, best, best, movie, movie, movie, I and all the partners at germen´s cine club have seen on the screen. This is a movie about all the religions, and all the judas fears about suicidal tendencies on kids, an violations of little people. The guns shot are very realistic for the time (very realistic)and the script is amazing. The best western that the history of cinema brings to us. You have to see this movie after you shoot yourself. You have to see this movie. No more comments.
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10/10
The great movie ever.
10 May 2000
This was the best movie ever has seen on "Germen's Cine Club" (Buenos Aires) This movie is a realistic critic of the society of the past and the next century. It cause a very good impression to all the partners of "Germen's Cine Club". I recommend this movie to all the fans of Troma and to all the people who like the good movies, not the commercial movies.
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