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Mandatory Overtime (2006)
Hey Roman-Colombo check out Universal Soldiers...
I was critical of this film because I know some of the people (key grips rule...) but I gave it 10 stars because I also know the budget was less than my last paycheck. That being said, it was still funny and made me laugh more than once. If you want a bad, bad, so bad it hurts and they really should have known better, really that bad movie, check out Universal Soldiers. I mean the directors dad is even semi famous (Stephen Furst from Babylon 5), and the movie still sucked (and I bet they had a budget bigger than my annual salary for sure).
I will admit that your rating for Mandatory Overtime was 100% higher than my vote on Universal Soldier, but I still think 3.5 stars to 5 would be fair for this movie if I didn't know some of the crew and held it to a major league motion picture candle.
Anyway, I agree jack Black would have been funny for this one:)
Universal Soldiers (2007)
All I can say is the Alkaly was too kind
I am glad it was a free rental. I was half tempted to scratch the disc to spare the next poor sap 86 mins of his life. I mean seriously, this was crap. I have seen better film student films and much better (ok not MUCH better) films from indie filmmakers in Florida.
So I guess this film is Universal in one thing...it sucks!
I could just repeat most of what Alkaly from the UK said, but it was all so true. To rehash, the fairly average chicks in the movie didn't even get naked.
Oh and the second (the first would be the movie was filmed) most annoying thing was the soundtrack. It sounded like they used a digital answering machine to record the voices.
I shouldn't even waste more time writing a review of this movie, but it was that bad I had to clear my conscience and let people know.
Kung Phooey! (2003)
This was one of he BEST!
Seriously, this movie was great. It is a low budget film, and that into consideration should be taken into account. I laughed my as off! The acting, directing, and writing were good. I hope he makes more films! The sound editing was great also. The director/writer, cast, and crew made this film great! And no, I do not know any of them, but I would like to me them!
My friend just did a low budget movie (really low, and it isn't a zombie movie...even though it was made in Florida). It is called Mandatory Overtime. It has some good writing, but the sound quality and acting were kind of bad (sorry Brad, I liked it but just being honest...not that you will ever read this). But the point is the movie made laugh. Anyway, check out http://www.mandatoryovertimethemovie.com
If you are interested!
But back to this movie...Tons of laughs and clever writing!! Thank you!
1-900 (1996)
The guy who gave this negative ten stars must have been in a generous mood.
The guy who gave this negative ten stars must have been in a generous mood.
I think the concept of infinity is needed here to define how craptacular this movie is! There are not enough zeros to put after the -1 to account for this atrocity:(.
I would say burn this movie, however it would only pollute the world even more.
There isnt ANYTHING (and I mean ANYTHING) redeemable about this movie. Even a bona fide one star movie may have a hot chick or some gratuitous sex scene or perhaps even a special effect.
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Replicant (2001)
Largest crap I have ever had to swallow:(
I forced myself to watch this. I can only imagine swallowing a load of dog crap would worse. I don't usually use poor language like this, however I will make an exception as I do not want to insult the English language. THIS MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE!!!!