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The Dangerous (1995)
What a waste of time!
Don't be fooled by the box at the video store that sells this as a sexy action movie. The action part is so-so. The sexy part is non-existent. (A few spoilers ahead.) Watch two cops (one disgraced for some reason we never find out) investigate some crimes, at every step to end up in the same place as two ninjas who are avenging their sister's death!
Where do they come up with a plot like this? Where do these characters come from? An exiled cop who just happens to know japanese, and for that matter, a big japanese mob presence in New Orleans? Give me a break! Paula Barbieri is headlined here as the "sexy Playboy playmate", but she never gets out of her cocktail dress!
Quite a waste of an hour and a half.
Major Rock (1999)
Shouldn't be a surprise...
Warning*** Contains some spoilers
It should come as no surprise to anyone who has at least read the description and looked at the box that this flick is light on plot and rather heavy in, um, other places.
The movie hasn't passed the five-minute mark when the President (as if anyone would believe he could be the president) calls downstairs for his flavor of the day. The three-way that ensues should clue us all in pretty quickly to what we're in for the rest of the way.
The plot is as skimpy as the attire of the women in the film; there is some nonsense about commandos and nuclear weapons and kidnapped centerfolds(!) but what this movie is really all about is an excuse to show as many naked women and jiggling breasts as possible. While not having much in the way of girl-girl action, there are two three-way scenes and several male-female scenes. In fact, you might better say that there are a few "dramatic" scenes in amongst the sex...
If this is your thing, enjoy! But don't be fooled into thinking you'll find plot or action or intrigue...
Animal Instincts II (1994)
Whirry is hot, but gets tiresome...
This follow-up to the original Animal Instincts delivers on the main objective -- lots of breasts and simu-sex. Shannon Whirry spends (almost) more time with her clothes off than on. However, after a while you may start tiring of the many views of Whirry's enhanced breasts and start wishing for more of the neighbor's wife and the neighbor's lusty customer. Still, worth the watching.
Private Obsession (1995)
Don't Bother
This movie wants to be thrilling, but it falls so woefully short that you wonder why they even bothered making it. Shannon Whirry's character is kidnapped within the first 10 minutes, and the first two-thirds of the movie is spent with her locked in the basement, with her captor alternately taunting her and roaming through the town, and Whirry's clothes staying ON! (Unlike so many erotic thrillers with nudity before the opening credits have ended, this one makes you wait, and wait, and wait.....) The ending comes as no surprise, making the entire affair a waste of 90 minutes. If you want to see more of Shannon Whirry, watch Lady In Waiting instead.
Sexual Response (1992)
What a disappointment!
Well, you have a plot... And then you have Shannon Tweed. The two have remarkably little to do with each other. If you're interested in the plot, go ahead, she'll be a nice addition. If you're interested in her, watch something else.