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Idioterne (1998)
one of the worst movies... ever!!
this movie is garbage, is just crap! i mean, i don't understand why so many people liked it, and why its rating is so good. i think people like this movie because they "must like it", i mean, when someone says that is art-cinema and a cult movie, and a non-commercial movie, everyone thinks it must be really good, a piece of art, because it is deep, etc,etc... but.. noo.. it isn't a piece of art, it is a only a piece of crap. is one of the worst movies i've ever seen, is, like the title says: idiot, is too stupid, is more stupid than tom green and jackass, where is the "art" in people running naked all the time? and explicit sex scenes? and shooting men's d**ks, i mean, it is closer to be a porn movie than a drama or art movie. is ok to don't have money to make a movie, but you don't need money to make good shoots with the camera, a blind person could have made better shoots than they did, and why did they write the credits down in the floor with chalk? is ok to make a low budget film, but that was pathetic, of course they could have make the edition a lot better, it was just marketing to sell the movie to a lot of people who don't know anything about cinema and think that bad and pathetic quality means good movie, because is just "art". come on! that's just crap! all this "dogma" stuff is just a lot of crap, all are just commercial movies that try to look deep, talented and artistic, but they aren't, the only thing they have of art-cinema is the bad quality and the unprofessional filmmakers. Lars Von Trier has a much better movie: "Dancer in the Dark", go see it, it's too slow, but it's worth. but "The Idiots" NO! i give it a 1 out of 10.
Rush Hour (1998)
good? great? funny? what the f**ck!
I can't understand why ALL the comments of this movie are soooooo good, i mean... it isn't!!!! it's the typical movie why typical stupid jokes with the worst actors! well.. Chris Tucker isn't that bad (in "The Fifth Element" he was cool).. but Jackie Chan?? I HATE HIM!! he is good with karate and stuff, but he definitively is NOT an actor!! I dont recommend this movie to anyone who likes GOOD movies.. this movie is just another really stupid action comedy (i hate action movies, are all the same) with a stupid plot. i really didnt like it and if you wanna see a good comedy, go see "As Good As It Gets" ,"South Park" or "There's Something About Mary", but this one.. NO!!! I can't believe that there's a second part and even a third one.. i wouldn't see them for anything of the world!! anyway i think that is very probably that you'll like it, because most people like stupid movies with stupid situations... it's just my opinion that it's bad, and this is and advice for all the people who likes good movies, DON'T WATCH IT!!
Dr. T & the Women (2000)
please.. DON'T WATCH IT !!!
it's one of the worst movies... EVER! the only good thing of this movie is that at one moment.. it ends!! but the whole movie is really garbage, is bad, bad, bad.. terrible! not even the good cast can save the movie, the script is ... stupid, boring and REALLY bad. i had to watch it in forward cause i couldn't even watch the whole movie.. is too long and too bad to watch it completely. please save your money and don't waste your time... DON'T watch this movie. i give it a 0.
Grosse Pointe (2000)
very original
i thinks this new show is very good, i like it when a first saw it, it´s very entertaining and has a great potential. it´s very original because it is a tv-serie about a tv-serie, and how do they make it, and the lives and problems of the show´s actors who are very different in the reality... i don´t know if "groose pointe" shows really how is the life of actors, but whatever, it´s very funny and try to watch it if you haven´t, it won´t be a waste of time (i even think that this show should last more than 30 min., it should last 60 min). i hope it doesn´t get cancelled. i give it a 9,5.
Gia (1998)
A GREAT MOVIE WITH A GREAT PERFORMANCE
this is one of the best movies i´ve seen, it´s really well done, and the performance of Angelina Jolie is extraordinary, i think she´s the best actress ever, and this is her best role, better than in "girl, interrupted". It´s the best tv-biography i´ve seen, and i really recommend you to see this movie, i give it a 10.
Wild Things (1998)
Bad
Before I saw Wild Things, I thought that it will be a very good movie, but it´s one of the worst movies that I´ve seen. The first 20 min. are good, but then the movie sucks, it turned to a porn and lesbian movie, it is really bad. Matt Dillon and Neve Campbell´s performances were good, but Denise Richards, Kevin Bacon and especially Theresa Russell were really BAD. The end isn´t bad, because it´s unexpected and very original, but I recommend you to don´t look at the movie, it is a very bad way of spend time and money.On a 1-10 scale: 2.5
Event Horizon (1997)
Terrifying !!
I liked this movie a lot, because every time i see it, i get really scared.. and i like movies like "scream", "i know what you did last summer".. they are funny, but i never get scared with those movies, they are all the same: a psycho killer who kill teenagers in typical situations and in the end they have to kill him two or tree times until he´s dead. Anyway, "event horizon" is really scary, it´s about one real thing, the infinite space, and the possibility that this thing exist isn´t very improbable... well.. is a little grouchy (but this kind of "travel" can physically exist), but if you put yourself in this situation ,it´s really scaring and the most frighten thing are your own fears (as this movie shows) and as the tagline says.. infinite space really means infinite terror. And this movie is well done, and you can really get in the movie and believe those things. I recommend this movie to everyone. I rated it with an 8, because the special effects are not very good.
54 (1998)
Just Great!!
this movie is amazing, is great! the plot is very interesting, and the performances are really good. The movie is about the splendor and the imminent decadence (with the disco age) of the biggest and greatest exclusive night club called "Studio 54". And it´s also the story of a young boy (Ryan Phillippe, a great actor and also the cutest) and how make his dreams come true: be a member of the exclusive "studio 54".
Anyway, I recommend this movie a lot.
Big Momma's House (2000)
isn´t a great movie, but it´s funny
this movie is very funny, and is a good movie to see when you are bored, but you can see it only once... it isn´t sooo good... i think that the performance of Martin Lawrence was really , but really BAD, he isn´t a good actor... his performance was so poor, so fake, as "malcom", but anyway he is funny as the "big momma". i recommend you to see this movie only if you have time and there isn´t anything else to rent.
Wonder Boys (2000)
Good, but not was i expected
this movie is good, but it´s lengthy and the plot is a little boring. The cast is the best thing of the movie, their performances are great, robert downey jr and tobey maguire are the best, their performances are extraordinary, and katie holmes are good too. The movie is very well done and original, it´s about a crazy weekend of the college prof of literature Grady Tripp (Douglas) and all the stuffs that happen to him (he want to finish and publish his book, handle with his pregnant lover and other stuffs). It´s a movie to see on video, not in theaters, and i wouldn´t watch it more than once.
Scary Movie (2000)
Don´t watch the trailer!!!
when i saw the trailer, i laughed more than when a i saw the movie... in the trailer are all the funny parts of the movie.. all the movie is in the trailer, the trailer is better than the movie, because in the trailer are only the good parts of the movie.. so if you wanna watch this movie, don´t watch the trailer, and you will find this movie very funny. The movie isn´t very good as a movie, the plot is really bad... but this movie is funny and i recommend you to watch it, you won´t be bored, and i think that a satire for all the typical teen-horror movies is really a good idea, but don´t expect to much of this movie, only a couple of laughs. I don´t think that i´ll watch "scary movie 2". I give it a 8 for the fun, but a 2 as a movie.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
bad... bad... and bad
if you haven´t see this movie and you are gonna see this movie.. stop, don´t rent it! it will be a waste of time and money... this movie is really bad... when i saw it , i hope this will be good, but the movie is bad done, the performance of johny depp isn´t good , he is all the time trying to be funny, but he isn´t funny at all, and his role isn´t believable. it would be better if they have used tomato sauce of blood... and i don´t know if they tried to make an horror movie or a comedy... .and it is not believable anything of the movie at all, not even the deductions that Depp makes (for example,he sees a bug and he know everything, even who is the killer (it doesn´t happen, but things like this yes)... anyway, i recommend you to don´t see this movie, only if you are really bored and it´s on tv, because it isn´t boring at all, but it´s bad. I give it a 4.
Anywhere But Here (1999)
a good movie but not great
it´s a movie to see on tv and only once.. i mean, it´s good, but it´s a little too lengthy and the plot is so well-known, it isn´t very original but it isn´t boring. the best thing of the movie are the performances, natalie portman and susan sarandon are great actress and in this movie they have done a great job. i give it a 7.
The Matrix (1999)
Wow!
this movie is great, i agree with all the others comments (the good ones) and if you haven´t see this movie, go and watch it! the academy should has given this movie a lot of oscar, it deserves that! but the academy never gives oscars to science-fiction´s movies, anyway i think it´s the best movie of the ´90s and i hope that the next 2 matrix´s movies would be like this one and better!
Wing Commander (1999)
one of the worst movies i´ve seen
if you have nothing to do, and it´s the only movie you can watch... don´t watch it!!! it´s really bad! it´s like a bad copy of "star wars", i think they´ve used 1 dollar for the special effects at much... the funniest part of the movie were the "aliens"... they are pitiful. i was bored all the first half of the movie, and the other half, i forward the tape to see how it ends (the end is bad to.. it´s typical). Anyway,the only good thing of the movie is Freddie Prinze Jr. but i hope that he won´t make more of this kind of movies, it´s his worst movie. I recommend you to don´t watch at this movie, it will be a waste of money and time.
Gia (1998)
A GREAT MOVIE WITH A GREAT PERFORMANCE
this is one of the best movies i´ve seen, it´s really well done, and the performance of Angelina Jolie is extraordinary, i think she´s the best actress ever, and this is her best role, better than in "girl, interrupted". It´s the best tv-biography i´ve seen, and i really recommend you to see this movie, i give it a 10.
The Simpsons (1989)
THE BEST TV-SHOW EVER!
I think that "the simpsons" are the best show, better than any other, even if they are just cartoon, but when a was a child i didn´t like them, but know, i´m 17 years old, and i always see the simpsons, they never bored me.. they are really great!!! They reflect all the human´s stupidity, they are a satire of the human´s life. Anyway, i think that if they have lasted all this years is for something: they are just the best!
Dick (1999)
worst than I thought
I thought that this movie was cool, cause it has an excellent cast, but it was a sally comedy. it isn´t bad, but i didn´t like it very much, i think that the kids about 12 years old will enjoy it its about two 15 years girls in years 1973, who are very silly and the plot isn´t very interessant, it´s all about the president Nixon, the war, and the Watergate problem... it´s boring and more boring if you are not from the U.S.A, like me. I recommend you the see this movie only if you have not another better movie to watch. I rated it with a 6 (of 10)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
excellent!!!
when I saw the trailer, I thought that it was a boring movie, but when I saw the movie, I think the it is one of the best movies I´ve seen. It´s original, it show you that sometimes the insane and crazy people is the most sane and sensible peoples.It´s and EXCELLENT movie!!!! and the performances are very very very good, in special Anjelina Jolie, her performance is excellent, one of the best I´ve seen, I think that she will win the Oscar. I recommend you to see this movie anyway. I rate it with a 10
Cruel Intentions (1999)
it´s one of the best movies I´ve seen
I must say it takes much to impress me but this movie was great. The movie has the perfect actors at the perfect roles they were great.It´s a great movie,it is funny, cruel and sad. It´s really cool, it´s really original, and have a sad, cruel and great end with the perfect music. The sound track it´s cool, "Bittersweet Symphony" is one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard, and there is also "Colorblind", "Coffee & TV", "Every Me, Every You" and others. And what is better: the songs have relation to what is on the screen.
WATCH IT NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T !!!!!!
Bride of Chucky (1998)
TERRIFYING!!! (of BAD)
When I saw it in the cinema with my friends , it was the first "scarry movie" , when Chucky killed someone the people (including me) laughed. It is the most ridiculous and stupid film. It is boring and fool. It is really garbage. When Chucky had sex with his bride, all the people were laughing, it was really ridiculous. I recommend you to don´t look at the movie.... The only thing good in the movie was Nick Stabile, he is really nice, but the film was horrible. On a 1-10 scale: -1
Wild Things (1998)
Bad
Before I saw Wild Things, I thought that it will be a very good movie, but it´s one of the worst movies that I´ve seen. The first 20 min. are good, but then the movie sucks, it turned to a porn and lesbian movie, it is really bad. Matt Dillon and Neve Campbell´s performances were good, but Denise Richards, Kevin Bacon and especially Theresa Russell were really BAD. The end isn´t bad, because it´s unexpected and very original, but I recommend you to don´t look at the movie, it is a very bad way of spend time and money.On a 1-10 scale: 2.5
Les Misérables (1998)
one of the best movies
It is one of the best movies that I´ve seen. It is really good, and you
will enjoy it. I recommend you to look at the movie, it is really good. The only thing I would change is Marius, he is not very pretty, he would be better playing by someone like Jared Leto. On a 1-10 scale: 9,5.