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Starship Invasions (1977)
Think louder, Gorlon! I can barely hear you!
Aliens, who have established a base on Earth, welcome a race of saucer-flying folks lead by Christopher Lee. Lee starts an invasion of Earth by taking over the alien base and getting humans to commit suicide, one by one. This invasion could take a while! The good aliens must call on the talents of human Robert Vaughn (Man From UNCLE, Helsinki Formula) to help them defeat Lee and his minions in a deep-space battle royale. Oh yeah, all the aliens speak by telepathy (lots of voice-over work in this film). This movie is rife with cheesy elements, from the alien garb (dragon logos that look like they came off the side of a Chevy van) to the crucial plot points (Why do the aliens need Vaughn's knowledge of the planets' weight? Shouldn't they know that kind of stuff already?). Although bad, it's a lot of fun to watch. Very high on the MST3K riffing scale. Look for the cake icing gun that doubles as a brain rejuvenator, and the female alien butt-cheeks.