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The Private Public (2001)
Sub-porno acting
I saw about 10 minutes of this movie on one of the 200 Showtime channels that come with digital cable, and I have seen elementary school plays with better acting. The Real World cast members I'll let slide, but Traci Bingham is allegedly a professional actress. If stuff like this is getting on TV, then maybe there are too many channels.
Heathers (1988)
Wow. . .what a movie
Having just seen this movie for the first time as a freshman in college i can honestly say that this movie was light years ahead of its time. I doubt it could be made now due to all the violence in schools nowadays, but i think every high school kid should see this movie, and i can't believe i went through four years of high school without seeing it. Paints a painfully realistic picture of the hell that is the high school experience
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
What did I just watch? Was that a movie?
After sitting through this movie I only have one thing to say: What? How could a human being actually write this piece of trash? I can only hope that there is something more to the story than a mindless mishmash of gore and lame jokes. Despite the confusing plot(if you can call it a plot) there were some entertaining parts to this movie. Just not enough that I would ever watch it again.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Keanu is terrible
I would have given this movie an eight, but due to Keanu Reeves' awful performance I can only give it a seven. How he got cast in this movie is beyond me, considering his poor excuse for an English accent disappeared in the second half of the movie.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Not as good as original
I was expecting this movie to be funny, and it was, but for the most part it was not as good as the first movie. There were a lot of recycled jokes, and the best parts of the movie were the ones with Dr. Evil. If they make a third, they should center it primarily around him. Of course, that's just my opinion.