Reviews

Spanish exploitation vet Jess Franco directed this tiresome action thriller about American secret agent searching for big time cocaine dealers in Cuba (or something). The film is an example for the Americanization of European B-cinema that started in the 80's - Dark Mission looks like an American TV movie and nothing else. There's nothing here that reminds of whatever talents Jess Franco once had. Even French actress Brigitte Lahaie looks surprisingly bad in this awful, uninspired yawnfest.

Ex-cop is after a drug pusher gang. Completely average thriller starring and directed by Alain Delon. If you don't feel like losing or winning anything, watch this film. A short cameo by beautiful French actress Brigitte Lahaie might get many a heart pumping. Apart from that, the movie isn't too exciting. At least it's not really boring.

It's always good to see Brigitte Lahaie, and watching this otherwise piss-poor & boring softcore sex flick is only worth for beautiful Miss Lahaie's short showering scene. Apart from that nice bit, she doesn't appear in the movie too often, unfortunately. Jean-Marie Pallardy, who directed this yawner, also stars as a wanna-be macho secret agent.