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The Ninth Gate (1999)
If you loved the book, this may not be as good.
When I read the book, I was ecstatic - I wolfed it down in one day. Needless to say, I couldn't wait for the movie. To my dismay, just about everything I liked in the original novel was thrown away from the movie. I enjoyed the book for the narrative style and the Dumas references - I am a huge Dumas fan - and as such was disappointed with the film. It wasn't *that* bad, but concentrating on the Satanism aspects of the book made me uncomfortable, it was so old-fashioned. All in all, if you liked the book for the Dumas bits and if devil stories make you yawn, don't bother.
Alien Warrior (1985)
aaghhaha...
Hargh... this film is so bad it's almost good. Trash at its best. Jesus' bro vs. pimps...come on. I'd say that you'd actually have to see this, it's so bad... my sides hurt when I laughed. I can't understand why this isn't in the worst 100.