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10/10
Still compulsive viewing over a century later
27 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
I've seen The Cabinet of Dr Caligari several times over the years and it continues to make for very satisfying viewing, especially now that it is available in excellent-quality restored prints. The highly-stylised sets, direction and performances make it a visual treat as indeed so many great silent films are, and the story is one that quickly engages the viewer right from the opening scene.

However, the story, about a murderer at work in a small town, operates on many levels. One can, of course, believe that, as per the ending, it is all the figment of the Franzis' delusional imaginations. Or, given that knowing look that the asylum director gives to the audience just before the final fade-out, maybe there was a lot of truth in it after all, and he really is the villain of the piece?

However, my own (current) interpretation is as follows: We know that the bulk of the story is what Franzis relates, and that those events therefore took place before he ended up in the asylum. The crimes as he describes them are perpetrated by Dr Caligari and Cesare, and this can be interpreted as a dual personality of a single man.

The key part of the film is when, having just learned of the unsolved murder of a town clerk, Franzis and his friend Alan encounter Jane, and after she has left them Franzis talks to Alan about how they both love her and that she must be free to choose between them. Immediately after that, Alan is murdered in his bed, but we don't see the killer, only his shadow. The inference is, of course that the killer was Cesare, as per how Franzis' account unfolds. But it's also easy to make the connection from the previous scene that Franzis killed Alan because he had the main motive to do so - he wanted his rival for Jane's affection out of the way. This would then explain why Franzis seems to know, in the following scene, that Alan has been murdered even before the distressed housekeeper has got the words out.

In Franzis' account, there is another man suspected of murder, who admits he was motivated to try and kill because he thought the previous murderer would be blamed for it. This may be the key to Franzis' own motivation, that he was confident that Alan's death would be attributed to the same person who had killed the town clerk, rather than suspicion falling on Franzis himself.

Subsequently, in the account, Franzis tells Jane about Alan's death, but Jane's father comes between them. Later, when Jane is alone in town, Caligari tries to tempt her into his lair but she runs away in fear. This is a representation of the true situation, that with Alan out of the way, Franzis made his move for Jane but she rejected him.

Next in the narrative, Cesare goes to kill Jane but instead abducts her. The alarm is raised and people give chase. Cesare eventually has to leave her behind in order to escape his pursuers. Jane, shaken by the ordeal, identifies the guilty party - curiously, she does not name Cesare, but Caligari. But Caligari had an alibi because Franzis was watching him the whole night. However, when this alibi is shattered, Caligari flees - Franzis follows, a route which, significantly, ends up with the Franzis being inside the lunatic asylum.

So, perhaps the reality of what happened after Alan's funeral is that having failed to win Jane's affections as he'd hoped, Franzis, consumed with desire, made a botched attempt to kidnap her. Even though he escaped without anybody else seeing him, Jane was, of course, able to name him as her assailant. Franzis thought he was safe as he'd set up an alibi but it didn't stick and he ended up in the lunatic asylum.

Inside the asylum, whilst the director is sleeping (or otherwise occupied), Franzis gains access to his office and rifles through his documents. He finds diary entries about a newly-arrived inmate who is a somnambulist and also historical records of an actual case concerning a Dr Caligari.

So, it is possible that Franzis committed his crimes whilst sleepwalking, and after being committed to the asylum, the director noted this with interest and, in trying to understand it more, researched earlier cases. Franzis actually did manage to illicitly access the office whilst the director's back was turned and himself read of the Caligari case, and this then made his disturbed mind confuse the real events with the facts of the Caligari case from years earlier (or, at least, gave him the inspiration for the wild story he subsequently concocts). This is reinforced by the voices of "You must become Caligari", as symbolised by the scene where the asylum director has these visions. Franzis has, in effect, become Caligari, and substituted Caligari/Cesare for himself in the narrative.

In the narrative, when Cesare is brought to the asylum, Caligari finally snaps into total madness - he tries to throttle one of the attending staff, and is put into a strait-jacket. Compare this to the later moment when Franzis himself has 'an episode' in the asylum and loses control - he tries to throttle the director and is put into a strait-jacket. It's likely then that because Franzis could describe a scene so accurately, that he has experienced this procedure already. The symbolic arrival of Cesare at the asylum, which triggered Caligari's collapse into mania in the narrative, was likely therefore a representation of Franzis' own meltdown once he was first brought into the asylum. Franzis' grip on reality is now so far gone that he believes other figures within the asylum to have been those involved in his own twisted view of the events that brought him there.

There are certainly parts of Franzis' story which don't stack up - such as why he leads the police investigation into the murders, why Caligari would need a dummy of Cesare when he has no reason to suspect somebody is watching his every move through the window that night, or why Franzis is the only person to chase after Caligari to the asylum. So it is difficult to take his account at face value.

But yes, that knowing look from the asylum director in the closing shot. Maybe he knows the truth of it all rather better than I do...
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5/10
An Alpine enigma
20 January 2024
Wow - where does one start with this?

The 1950s saw a big resurgence in science fiction films which saw man taking valiant steps into space or a wealth of bug-eyed monsters coming to Earth in their flying saucers. That other staple of the genre, the 'mad scientist', was also commonplace following on from the Universal productions of the previous decades in which the likes of Colin Clive, George Zucco and Lionel Atwill seemed to have all manner of monstrosities bursting forth from their electric-powered laboratories.

The Gamma People might sound like outer space fare, but it falls into the mad scientist camp. Having said that, it is quite unlike any other entry in the stable. For a start, this British production not only places the action in central Europe but actually has most of its shooting take place in scenic areas of Austria, and at times the panoramas of quaint towns against backdrops of lush valleys and mountains puts one in mind more of an old travelogue rather than an SF film.

Perhaps even more bizarrely, much of the first half of the film plays out like light comedy, centred around a truly unique pairing of Paul Douglas and Leslie Phillips in the lead roles. Both are playing to type - Douglas as a no-nonsense, thuggish journalist and Phillips as an upper-class photographer with a habit of smooth-talking any desirable female he encounters. This double-act generally works well, surprisingly - they're almost like an early prototype of the later pairing of Tony Curtis and Roger Moore in the 1970s TV series The Persuaders. Every attempt is made to extrapolate humour from their exchanges and reactions as they find themselves unwittingly diverted into a secret country with closed borders named Gudavia. Although eager to be on their way, transport out of the state proves just as impossible as long-distance communication. If it wasn't for the occasional hint of something more sinister, you'd be forgiven for thinking during the first twenty minutes or so that you'd somehow accidentally started watching a farce rather than the intended science fiction film.

But Gudavia holds a secret, which the two new arrivals slowly uncover, for its ruling dictator has been subjecting children to gamma rays, which can turn them into geniuses or zombie-like imbeciles. Consequently, the film takes on an increasingly serious tone as it progresses.

Although somewhat lightweight, the film does have its moments. However, I'm still clueless as to why a plot with so much potential was played for laughs to such a degree when the sinister and mysterious aspects could have been played up to good effect. As it is, the sense of entrapment and the despair of the local populace are all somewhat undermined by the light-hearted approach. Walter Rilla doesn't make for the most compelling of villains and Philip Leaver certainly doesn't carry any threat as the chief of the state police. Juvenile actor Michael Caridia as the boy genius actually upstages them both. Eva Bartok adds glamour and gravitas as the rather underused leading female of the piece.

The plot is okay but some aspects are difficult to believe in, such as how a scientist managed to not only get established but also get himself elevated to such a position of power in a country relatively soon after arriving there.

Ultimately, The Gamma People is worth a watch if only as an interesting novelty, a decidedly fresh entry in a notoriously cliched genre, but in its attempts to straddle both straight SF and light comedy, it falls between two stools and isn't particularly satisfying as either.
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Dixon of Dock Green: Firearms Were Issued (1974)
Season 20, Episode 17
9/10
Suddenly, everybody is in the firing line...
16 July 2023
The police are searching for an armed gang who robbed a bank and injured the bank manager and by-standers. An anonymous tip-off one evening has Dock Green's finest springing into action. With firearms issued to them, a team - headed by Detective Inspector Andy Crawford of the CID, raid a residential property where the crooks are supposedly hiding with firearms of their own.

What happens next results in one of the suspects fatally shot, the other two arrested, no weapons found on or around the premises and the media asking questions about the police's handling of the situation.

Police Sergeant George Dixon, who authorised the issue of the firearms, and Crawford and his team all spend a long night answering to their superior and accounting for their actions.

A compelling piece of drama, highlighting how the police continually walk a tightrope, always being just a step away from disaster no matter how hard they may try to do the right thing. Although it had long moved into more serious coverage of crime and policing after its soap opera style origins, Dixon of Dock Green generally tried to avoid shoot-outs or high-speed car chases for its thrills. This episode tries to show the reality behind the police use of firearms. I can't vouch for how well it adheres to procedures of the early 1970s, certainly nowadays dedicated armed response units would handle this sort of scenario rather than the normal station staff being issued with guns (but no bullet-proof vests!). But it certainly succeeds in conveying the gravity of responsibility an officer has when carrying a gun, that many crime series disregard.

N J Crisp had already churned out dozens of scripts for the series, so praise indeed to him for still being able to pen another winner. This one contains a rare instance of George and Andy having a strong difference of opinion. Although Jack Warner was frequently criticised for being too old for the role, here he certainly shows he is still an asset to the series with a powerful performance.

The eventual tracking down of the informant seemed a little too easy and convenient, but forgivable considering the need to keep within a 50-minute length and it certainly doesn't detract too much from the overall episode. 9 out of 10.
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5/10
Frankenstein talks to his tape recorder, and other thrills.
16 July 2023
Well, it's Frankenstein, it's Boris Karloff, but it certainly ain't James Whale. I knew that this film didn't carry a great reputation, nevertheless I've been curious to see it for many years because it never seemed to crop up on television here in the UK.

As the film started off, I began to think it might not be quite as bad as I'd feared. I rather liked the concept of a modern descendent of the original, infamous Dr Frankenstein, who is also a scientist and who was tortured and disfigured by the Nazis during the war because he refused to work for them. And that he would reluctantly open his castle doors to a film crew in order that he could continue to finance his own rather costly atomic experiments seemed sound enough.

After that, some of the ingredients for a good story are there - secret laboratory hidden under a crypt, Frankenstein lusting after the beautiful leading actress in the film unit, Frankenstein secretly trying to replicate his ancestor's experiment in creating a man, the creature bumping off members of the film crew... But if that sounds like good stuff, it really isn't. A lot of the dialogue is pure plot exposition. The film spectacularly fails to be scary or atmospheric, and the 'monster' is really low-budget and so naff that you really can't believe that a grown woman would scream and faint upon seeing it. Furthermore, it's supposed to have no eyes, yet it doesn't seem to struggle with blindness at all, finding its way to specific targets quite easily.

After arriving in Frankenstein's castle, the film crew appear in little rush to actually do any work and mostly hang around waiting to be bumped off one by one. Meanwhile there are rather tedious sequences of Frankenstein alone in his lab, talking to a tape recorder whilst he progresses his experiments. Thank goodness this is Boris Karloff, because he is one of those rare actors who could make such dry material watchable. It's pretty much he alone who carries this film.

For the time, I suppose it was an attempt to modernise the Frankenstein story that was made with the best of intentions, but it's sloppy, cheap and now rather even more dated that the 1931 version. The association of Karloff with the Frankenstein franchise gives this particular entry an allure that, on balance, the production doesn't really deserve. But enjoy it for all its cheesiness.
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Konga (1961)
5/10
Typical 'mad scientist' romp
8 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Whilst many will draw the obvious parallels with King Kong (1933), Konga arguably has more in common with the cycle of horror movies produced by Universal in the 1930s and 40s, particularly those that featured Boris Karloff, Lionel Atwill or George Zucco as a monster-making scientist who becomes so absorbed in their work that they lose all sense of perspective and are happy to justify a few deaths in order to further man's advancement.

Here we have Michael Gough in that role as leading botanist Doctor Charles Decker, returning to London after having been missing-presumed-dead following a plane crash in Uganda a year previous. During his exile, Decker learnt a few secrets from a local witch doctor and is keen to exploit them. This includes developing a serum which accelerates the growth of organisms.

Waiting to resume work with him is his assistant-cum-housekeeper Margaret, whose unrequited love for Decker assures her devotion to his cause but is only infrequently repaid through affection. Decker thrusts himself into his new research, but also resumes his teaching at the local college, where he takes a fancy to busty young student Sandra, who has grown up somewhat since he originally left for Africa. Oh, and Decker also brought back with him a young chimpanzee named Konga... So far, so good. That set-up is pretty solid. Unfortunately, as the plot then plays out, things get increasingly daft.

Decker tries out his new serum on little Konga (of course). And little Konga grows. However, this accelerated growth doesn't occur over days or even hours, but is virtually instantaneous, which is rather unbelievable. On this first occurrence, Konga remains a chimpanzee, but when Decker later administers a further dose of the serum, Konga grows again to a height of about 7 feet, and now resembles a gorilla. (In the process, Konga switches from being portrayed by an actual chimpanzee to being played by a guy in a gorilla outfit.) A further effect of Decker's serum is that it makes Konga obedient to his human 'master'. So, when Decker gets into a squabble with the dean of the college who took exception to certain remarks made to the press, Decker decides to get even by having Konga murder the dean for him. Now, I can buy this up to a point in that an ape could be rendered compliant through drugs, but how it can somehow suddenly comprehend a detailed series of instructions delivered in English is beyond me. Still, I suppose Gough's babbling to the ape is that old plot device of actually explaining to the audience what is going on.

The film continues with Decker becoming more fanatical and ruthless, continuing to use Konga to deal with his rivals in science and love, until eventually Margaret's devotion is strained to breaking point by his infatuation with Sandra and she goes rogue. In trying to bring Konga under her own control, Margaret gives the ape more of the serum causing it to grow to gigantic proportions (a size which lacks consistency from scene to scene here on in). But this merely causes Konga to go on a rampage - of sorts. After smashing up the house he carries the helpless and protesting Decker to the centre of London and, for no apparent reason, stops next to the 'Big Ben' clock tower and just stands there while the same police officers who were investigating the dean's murder react with no surprise to incoming reports of a giant ape running amok and round up the army to deal with it.

Although nominally a 'giant ape' film, Konga only appears intermittently and isn't giant in size until towards the very end. It is actually Michael Gough who carries the film in his role of the fanatical Dr Decker, being on screen for about 95% of the time. The character is fairly interesting, as is the relationship between him and Margaret, although a little more depth would have been appreciated. The other characters in the film are very one-dimensional, with the possible exception of George Pastell as Professor Tragore.

I'm sure the fact this this was a colour production was a big selling point at the time of its original release, but Konga surely would have been more effective as a dark, moody and more ponderous monochrome film, and played up the mystery more by keeping the ape largely hidden until the climax. Its pace feels a little forced and it lacks subtlety, and the ending, with the giant ape offering no resistance, isn't the most satisfying. But one can never accuse Konga of being dull, and indeed it is great fun to watch as long as expectations are not too high!
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Dixon of Dock Green: Molenzicht (1972)
Season 18, Episode 7
7/10
From Dock Green to Rotterdam
6 July 2023
One of the few surviving examples of this long-running police series, this all-film production is largely composed of location work in Holland, ironically airing just ahead of the launch of another British-made police series Van Der Valk, which would be set in Amsterdam.

The story begins with a badly-injured man, apparently the victim of an assault, being fished out of the river Thames. As Dixon mentions in his intro piece, dumping bodies in water causes ripples which can sometimes spread out over great distances, and in this case Dock Green's detectives Crawford and Lauderdale travel to the Netherlands to follow up the one clue: "Molenzicht", a solitary word repeated by the dying man. Meanwhile Dixon and his colleagues continue to do the legwork in Dock Green as the pieces are slowly put together.

The foreign location work certainly this episode an extra dimension, particularly as it is extensive and not just a couple of token establishing shots. Whilst the story is interesting, I did find it stretching credulity on several counts, not least the "Molenzicht" clue itself leading the CID right to a particular suspect, who then has the murder pinned on him by the flimsiest circumstantial evidence. Still, the actors carry it off, especially Maurice Roeves who excels in the guest role of Bennett.

It's a shame this episode was not able to be included on the DVD releases with all the other surviving colour episodes.
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5/10
Very slow-burning character piece.
2 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I'd recalled seeing this on television back in 1992 and being disappointed with it at the time. Giving it another go after all these years, I did enjoy it rather more, with expectations suitably managed. I think its main problem is that fans of the horror movie genre, particularly British ones of the early 1970s, will often be left feeling rather underwhelmed given that much of the narrative revolves around the relationship of two elderly sisters.

Things start promisingly enough, with a soldier being attacked and savaged in a wood by someone or something - but after that, it's nearly all talk with only fleeting action when a few more killings occur by some force unseen.

The plot revolves around an outbreak of horrific murders of soldiers at a rural army camp. Nearby, two elderly, unmarried sisters still occupy their childhood home. As we follow the dominant Joyce and the younger, innocent Ellie, it gradually becomes clear that whatever is doing the killing is known to them, for it is something they've had locked up in their cellar and from which it has escaped.

On this new viewing I did find myself appreciating the dialogue and depth of character afforded the two sisters, superbly performed by Flora Robson and Beryl Reid who undoubtedly save this film from being unwatchable. However, as sensitively as their two characters are crafted, the remaining characters in the piece are very one-dimensional, and few in number also, betraying what was probably a very low budget. The suspense is minimal, the killings surprisingly lacking much impact, partly because none of those killed have anything of note to say or do before they are dispatched.

***SPOILERS*** The backstory, when we learn it, is actually interesting, and involves the sisters' loving father coming back from the 1914-18 war a changed man, given to violence. The surprise addition of a male child, Stephen, to the family serves to fuel his anger and the child is sent away to boarding school. Years later he returns, and with Europe on the brink of war again he is determined to follow in his now-deceased father's footsteps and become an officer. Equally determined not to see his life similarly destroyed by service in the army, Joyce persuades Ellie to help her in a plan to incarcerate Stephen, and brick him up in the cellar where he can neither be discovered nor be free to choose his destiny. What was intended as a relatively short term solution ultimately resulted in Stephen's imprisonment lasting for decades.

Whilst the story goes a long way to explaining Stephen's homicidal behaviour, it comes up rather short in justifying how a man weakened by such a dismal existence could so easily overpower and kill a number of fit, healthy, well-trained (and armed!) soldiers. It's also disappointing that the backstory is delivered via a lengthy speech from Ellie rather than via some more imaginative mechanism.

That said, it does hint at more than we are directly told, and more than the naïve Ellie has deduced for herself. The father's complete dislike of Stephen does strongly suggest that the boy was not his own child. Furthermore, given Joyce's rather obsessional need to protect Stephen, there is even a hint that she might be his true mother. Why, also, is she in the habit of secretly donning her father's army clothes when Ellie is out of the house?

It also has to be considered that madness was something that runs in the Ballantyne family line and was only exacerbated by the father's war experiences rather than being the original cause of it, given the actions of Joyce and Stephen.

Overall, the construction of this film, with its extended scenes of dialogue, small cast and limited variance in locations, would almost make one believe it was an adaption of a theatrical play. I'm sure it will continue to disappoint many, but there is certainly sufficient substance to commend it if one approaches it with the right mindset.
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6/10
Absurdity by Degrees
15 April 2023
Sherlock Holmes tries to solve the 'Jack The Ripper' murders. The scenario seems ideal for a story: the most famous fictional detective of the Victorian era pitted against the most notorious (real life) serial killer of the time. The formula had been used before, of course, but on first impressions Murder By Decree seems to have been a careful and considered treatment of the idea rather than a quickly-thrown-together, sensationalist gimmick. It boasts high production values with a star-studded cast, some great sets, and generally very good direction and cinematography. It's also clear that the makers actually bothered to do their research into the Whitechapel killings of 1888, with plenty of historically-accurate references included in the screenplay.

Perhaps that's one of the first problems. Just how far does one go with accuracy? Because the more the plot ties in to the actual historical events, the more it becomes constrained. For instance, everyone knows that the killings ceased abruptly and that Ripper was never apprehended, with his identity never having been categorically established, so straight off you know that this film is probably going to end with Holmes being triumphant (of course) but forced, for whatever reason, to keep quiet about the whole affair. Also, the more historically accurate one makes a story, the more it jars when certain historical details are deliberately ignored, and that is problem number two.

However, trying to overlook the real history and judge Murder By Decree as a piece of fiction in its own right, I did struggle with it more and more as the story progressed. First off, Holmes and Watson, two characters that have been interpreted on screen by countless different performers. Here we have Christopher Plummer as Holmes with James Mason as Watson. Whilst both are watchable characters, only Watson came close to really working for me. Holmes seems a little too human and pedestrian, he never once fully conveys the energetic, sharp mind going off in all directions, or even a hint of the depression he sinks into if he hasn't got something for his mind to work at.

And if Holmes himself is too pedestrian, then that is symptomatic of the overall pace of the film. There's never a sense of growing urgency or menace.

As for the way the plot plays out, it really crumbles under any scrutiny. One scene in particular stands out as absurd for a number of reasons, which is one about 18 minutes in where Holmes arrives to see the latest body that has been found. Watson, an experienced medical man, can't stomach the gruesome sight of the mutilated corpse. He also twice tries to dissuade Holmes from asking for details on the grounds of taste, when surely as his long-time confidante he would know that such information is essential if the murderer is to be found and stopped. As Police Commissioner Sir Charles Warren, Anthony Quayle derides Holmes as an amateur when he clearly has a distinguished reputation (given that virtually everybody else in the film is aware of who he is). Mary Kelly, supposedly in fear of her life and in hiding, is among the onlookers. Then, to cap it all, Holmes picks up the remnant stalks from a bunch of grapes off the ground, which could have come from anyone in the crowd or been lying there for days, which ultimately provide a vital clue as to the identity of the murderer - how convenient!

The unravelling of the mystery isn't very satisfying for the viewer who wants to play along, as answers are provided not so much from clues but from, variously, Holmes' knowledge of freemasons, the experiences of a psychic, or again from Mary Kelly whom nobody can track down except for Holmes who correctly guesses that she will risk life and limb to needlessly attend a particular event. Watson arguably does as much of the traditional investigative work by finding the link between the victims - which is so straightforward that you wonder how the press never managed to work it out, never mind the police.

Oh, and if you're going to kill someone in their home and spend a while mutilating their body, wouldn't you think to close the curtains so that passers-by won't be able to see what you're up to?

The eventual come-uppance of the villain is similarly ludicrous, sadly, but at least it makes for an energetic finale. Except that it isn't, because the film eschews the usual brief wrapping-up scene in favour of an extended and rather tedious epilogue. Although in print Sherlock Holmes was always a champion of the establishment, here he is repulsed by it, yet most damning of all, he not only helped bring about the death of one of the victims, he also ultimately had no real influence on the outcome.

In conclusion, the scenario and the overall look of the film, with its strong cast, will get most viewers through it as long as they don't mind the usual cliches of Victorian London being foggy every single night and Jack The Ripper going round in a top hat and cape. But with its pacing problems it may require a bit of staying power, and it likely won't be a film you'll want to revisit frequently.
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6/10
The Knack... and How to Understand It!
30 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Although I've marked this review as containing spoilers, it's difficult to judge what might actually 'spoil' any first-time viewing of this film as it is primarily an artistic experience rather than a straightforward story. Nevertheless, there is a plot (of sorts), points of which I will refer to.

When I first watched The Knack, I came to it totally unprepared. Naively, I was expecting this to be a straightforward situation comedy piece and found myself left rather cold by characters I couldn't empathise with, dialogue that just didn't seem realistic, baffling and rather unfunny routines which seemed to go on interminably and a plot which seemed to lurch from one scenario to another as though someone was making it up as they went along. Without its solid cast, lovely John Barry score and myriad nostalgic views of a bygone London, I probably would have switched off through a combination of boredom and confusion. However, I stuck with it and towards the end things started to click a little as I gradually became more attuned to the film's wavelength.

Consequently, I decided to give it another try a couple of weeks later to see if it really was as bad as I'd imagined or whether having different expectations from the outset would enhance the viewing experience. I'm glad to say that I did enjoy the film a lot more the second time around.

The Knack is an allegorical story to be interpreted, rather than just followed. My own interpretation after this second viewing is that the whole piece is a metaphor for the position of sexual intercourse in society. The whole film is punctuated by comments from bystanders consisting of the older generation which are judgemental and disapproving, representing how sexual intercourse, although a vital part of life and essential for the continuation of the species, is generally taboo, deemed to be dirty and immoral by the senior cross-section of society, with more than a hint of jealousy towards the youth they themselves have lost.

Arriving into the lifestyle of big city comes young, attractive and naively innocent Nancy Jones (Rita Tushingham), the metaphor for a woman coming of age. Her unfamiliarity with how things work in the big city (eg the luggage lockers at the station) demonstrate how she's unaware of how relationships in her life work now that she's unwittingly become an object of sexual desire. And even though she's free of any notion of sexual promiscuity, the fact that she looks beautiful means that the public automatically assume she's 'up for it' and putting herself around, hence she's the target of criticisms from the older onlookers. However, women soon learn not to take men's smooth-talk at face value, witnessed by the scene in the clothes store where Nancy catches the salesman out giving the same compliments to every female customer who comes in.

Then there's the young man, and he comes in three forms. First, there's Tolen (Ray Brooks), the man who's successful at pulling the women. At the start of the film we see dozens of slim, curvy women all dressed identically, queuing up to enter his bedroom, symbolising the numbers he goes through to satisfy his desires without him ever seeing them as individual people - they're all just sex objects in his eyes. Tolen never uses his first name, nor will he reveal it, suggesting that there are aspects of his character that he had to shed or suppress in order to achieve and maintain his status as the great lover.

Then there's Colin (Michael Crawford), the man who wants sex but can't get it, and his carnal desires border on the downright lustful at times, hence he sees himself as being one of the dirty old men peering through the fence as the teenage schoolgirls play sports. He's jealous of Tolen's success with women. First of all he tries to learn from him, and the water-skiing episode shows him just trailing far behind in Tolen's wake, finding himself out of his depth. Then he tries competing against him, thinking that it's just a question of having the right equipment to attract the opposite sex, so he gets himself a bigger bed. Size envy?

And then there's Tom (Donal Donnelly), the man who's more interested in his hobby to think much about sex. His passionate hobby (in this case, painting everything white) is of no interest to anyone else, but unincumbered by sexual thoughts he's a benign presence who's a genuine friend to everyone, behaving as he does without any hidden agenda.

So, events transpire to bring Nancy together with the three men. Tom is just friendly towards her. Colin is smitten with her. Tolen sees her as just another potential conquest. He commences his method of being dominant. Colin, meanwhile, should be dominant also as he's fooling around pretending to be a lion, but he just shows how hapless he is, whereas Tolen is far more dominant in his role of 'lion tamer' and soon has Nancy under his spell.

But there's a fine line between dominance and force. When Nancy claims rape, all three men quickly shy away from her - although no one else in society, it seems, is interested in her claims, perhaps a reflection on the times that people would easily judge a girl by assuming that just because she happened to be good-looking she must have been asking for it.

There's another man in the plot, though we never see him. Rory is mentioned early on by Tolen as another man who is a hit with the girls. Tolen doesn't see him as a serious rival at that stage, but wants to be associated with him, thinking it will be to his own benefit. There are further references to Rory later in the film, suggesting he is becoming a bigger hit with the women. And by the latter stages, when Tolen's confidence and reputation are crumbling after Nancy's claims, Tolen finds the hard way that the women are now only interested in Rory and not him. He had not appreciated the transient nature of his status as the top dog in town, and the girls have now all moved on to the next big thing.

We never see Colin finally 'get his leg over', but his relationship with Nancy blossoms as she builds his confidence, allowing him to be himself rather than trying to be like Tolen. The film ends with him and Nancy walking off together to share a future that will be meaningful while, significantly, Tolen watches from the sidelines, having suddenly joined the ranks of the bitter, jealous older generation.

The film's style, which includes lots of imagery and various instances of trick effects, would have seemed far more innovative back in the mid-1960s than is the case nowadays. For instance, there's a sequence involving the characters going into and coming out of lots of different doors, an idea that's been put to use many times since in things like Scooby Doo cartoons, so in that respect it probably hasn't aged well. A lot of the comedy just isn't that funny (an example being Colin picking up a milk crate thinking it's his briefcase, whilst the unwitting milkman has picked up Colin's briefcase) and the five minutes of screentime where Rita Tushingham continually says "Rape!" in a light-hearted manner is rather uncomfortable, given that it should never be a light-hearted subject.

However, The Knack is lively and original, and has depth. It will certainly quickly alienate many viewers, but should also still have the power to win a few fans. 6 out of 10.
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9/10
A superior drama serial
30 September 2022
This 8-part BBC Television drama was one of a number of offerings from the pen of the late Michael J Bird, all of them well-crafted exercises in intrigue and suspense with character-driven plots in an exotic foreign setting. Sometimes Bird's works veered off into the realms of fantasy, but Who Pays The Ferryman, perhaps his most acclaimed piece, is very much grounded in reality.

Jack Hedley stars as Alan Haldane, a successful boat designer who is effectively forced to retire a little earlier than he was expecting when his brother sells out the business against his wishes. A widower now without any ties, the embittered Haldane decides to finally return to Crete, where he fought heroically during the Second World War and where he met and loved a local girl whom he has never forgotten, but who never answered the letters he wrote to her when he returned to the UK.

Little does Haldane know what took place after he left Crete or what sequence of events will be triggered now that he has returned. The plot takes many turns, building up to an intense finale, and covers themes such as love, comradeship, bigotry, jealousy, greed, blood ties and the generational differences in clinging on to old customs and values. Along the way, the episodes treat us to many glimpses of Cretan life.

Betty Arvaniti is the second lead as Annika, the Cretan woman with whom Haldane develops a new romance, the path of which is obstructed by secrets from the past. Neil McCarthy demonstrates a reminder of his often overlooked talent and versatility in playing Haldane's old comrade (and now respected legal expert) Babis Spiridakis, whilst Takis Emmanuel, perhaps best remembered by British viewers for playing Tom Baker's sidekick in the 1974 film The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, is the rival who soon finds himself on a mission to see Haldane dead. Pulling the strings is the old matriarch Katerina Matakis, given suitable venom by Patience Collier. For me, however, it is Stefan Gryff who really steals the show in the role of The Major, the senior police official. An eloquent, dignified, principled and calm man, he gets most of the best lines with his thoughtful insights, and is to all intents and purposes the same character Gryff played in an earlier series by Bird, The Lotus Eaters.

Although essentially a serial, there are some episodes which deviate from the main story arc to present a self-contained plot, though this is quite effective as these particular episodes still advance the relationship between Haldane and Annika, as well as highlighting the passage of time as Haldane remains on Crete. They also give the opportunity for some welcome guest spots including a turn from Patrick Magee, an actor who specialised in unpleasant characters and he's very much playing to type here.

Overall, Who Pays The Ferryman is a well-paced, well-balanced drama with an opening episode that really hooks the viewer. The characters and their motivations are believable, and the series shows much of Crete as it was back in the 1970s. There are a few minor niggles, such as inevitable moments when Greek characters needlessly converse in English, or the obvious jumps between location film and studio, and curiously the main character Haldane doesn't have a single line of dialogue for the latter half of the final episode even though he features throughout.

Much praised in its time and with its theme music even riding high in the UK pop charts, Who Pays The Ferryman has been shamefully overlooked by the BBC since the 1970s, but it's a bona-fide classic of its time that deserves to be checked out.
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ITV Sunday Night Drama: The Arcata Promise (1974)
Season Unknown, Episode Unknown
8/10
A slow-burner of quality
24 July 2022
Debates will continue as to whether or not British television's current output is better than that from days gone by. What is beyond dispute is that the television play, which allowed so many writers to truly express themselves and which littered the schedules prior to the mid-1980s, is now given little exposure. In the modern world with a multitude of channels all vying for attention and remote controls allowing the viewer to flick between them with the minimum of effort, few network controllers would take a gamble on broadcasting something composed of long, dialogue-heavy scenes featuring relatively undynamic characters that viewers are not already familiar with. Which is a shame, as master writers can produce the most electric dramas just through dialogue, and not through gimmicks such as fast-cutting between scenes, or by having characters shed their clothes or come to blows, or trying to make the viewer jump.

The Arcata Promise is a classic case in point, hailing from 1974 when it was originally broadcast as part of ITV's Sunday Night Drama strand. The situation is simple: a once-successful middle-aged man reflecting on the breakdown of a relationship with a young woman he loved. The action is confined to his squalid bedsit (and, through flashbacks, his previous and rather more lavish home). And despite a run-time of 90 minutes, there are just three actors in it. Of course, it helps if the players are able to do the material justice and all three deliver sublime performances.

Anthony Hopkins, in the main role, is the actor who promised to love and cherish the new woman in his life (The 'Arcata Promise' of the title) but who failed to keep it, his habitual inebriation causing him to be blunt and unsympathetic, and revealing just how self-pitying he really is. Kate Nelligan, still in the early stages of her screen career, excels as his suffering partner. Many's the drama where the girl leaves the man because of his drunkenness, but this is written by the accomplished (and acclaimed) David Mercer and so the dynamics within the relationship are rather more nuanced than that; the man is not actually an alcoholic, nor is the drunkenness the real reason she's leaving him.

Then there's the third element, the almost random factor affecting the dynamic, a man called Tony (portrayed by John Fraser, who already had a wealth of acting experience by this point) who enters the man's life when he's at his lowest ebb and tries to galvanise him into positive action.

I won't say how it all plays out because discovering that is one of the delights of watching The Arcata Promise. I did find the device of the main character having conversations with himself a little awkward and off-putting at first, but that was the only detraction from what was an absorbing piece of television. The dialogue, combined with the performances of the cast, make for very believable and three-dimensional characters. Television today often tries to emulate the cinema, yet as this drama demonstrates, it can be at its best when it tries to emulate theatre instead.
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Dulcima (1971)
7/10
Actions have consequences...
27 February 2022
The picturesque Gloucestershire countryside of the early 1970s is shown to good effect in this unusual love story, based on one of the works of H E Bates. Carol White, at the peak of her powers before her life tragically disintegrated, displays her talent and versatility as the titular character. Dulcima Gaskain is a member of a sparse and not very wealthy rural community, the eldest daughter of a poor farming couple who work her round the clock and show her no respect, let alone affection.

The ever-reliable John Mills is Mr Parker, a neighbouring farmer of mature years who has neglected himself and his property in the years since he became a widower. When he literally crashes into Dulcima's life one day whilst drink driving, the good-natured girl sees him back into his home safely out of concern and is appalled at the conditions in which he is living. But she is also surprised to find that he has a wad of money stashed in the lining of his hat, so senses an opportunity to make some cash for herself, something she is unable to do at home.

Parker is rather confused and disorientated by having his clothes washed, his home tidied up and his meals cooked for him by this pretty young girl, but quickly grows to appreciate it. Naturally he is also drawn to her physically, especially as she plays up to this, but Dulcima initially keeps him at bay by pretending she has a boyfriend knocking around called Albert - in fact, just a handsome male she saw in a photo in a magazine.

However, as Dulcima discovers that Parker has lots of money hidden around his house, her dreams become bigger. Although she's not prepared to outright steal from Parker, she's not above persuading him to throw as much of his cash at her as she can, through a combination of hard work and deception, so becomes his live-in housekeeper and is soon treating him to 'extra' parts of her personal service to him - as long as he's prepared to add it to the bill, of course. Parker has no idea she knows about his wealth, and also remains ignorant that 'Albert' does not really exist.

As Dulcima makes more money from him, she lavishes it on finer clothes and hairstyles for herself, but at the same time she isn't properly noting how Parker himself is paying more attention to his own appearance. Her involvement in his life has increased the widower's sense of self-worth and his miserly ways have given way to generosity not just towards her but to others.

Complicating the situation is the arrival on the scene of a neighbouring gamekeeper, a handsome young man who bears a passing resemblance to the 'Albert' from the magazine. Dulcima is naturally attracted to him and, as she becomes increasingly glamorous, so too is he attracted to her. Even so, she's happy to tell him a few fibs too while she juggles her position between the two men in her life.

Of course, the continual deceptions and the playing fast and loose with other people's emotions will mean that there will ultimately have to be a heavy price to pay. And although the film is very watchable throughout, it is the shocking climax that will make it memorable for most viewers. It is a climax that would certainly not be expected from the opening sequences which are very light and comedic in tone; rather cleverly, the whole feel of this film mirrors the main character's scheme, and what starts out as a bit of a lark gradually morphs into something altogether more serious as, rather too late, Dulcima herself realises the true effect of her actions...

Overall, a very good character piece. It doesn't quite have enough incident or intensity throughout to make it a truly great film, but even so, there's not much one could fault it with.
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6/10
A lot of effort and money, but for what..?
13 February 2022
Fans of Gerry & Sylvia Anderson's early 1970s television series UFO will immediately have a sense of familiarity when watching this film, as it shares a number of personnel with that production both behind and in front of the camera. However, Journey To The Far Side Of The Sun (aka Doppelganger) is all done on an increased budget. Boasting exemplary model work by Derek Meddings and some some stunning designs of sets, props and costumes, by the standards of its time this film displays some of the most convincing depictions of the future in a sci-fi production, although 2001: A Space Odyssey had set the standard by doing everything rather better the year before.

Also in this film's arsenal is an array of outstanding actors, although a number of them are sadly under-used. Nevertheless, supporting artists such as George Sewell, Philip Madoc and Vladek Sheybal turn in such strong cameos that you wonder why they didn't get starring vehicles at this time. The sunny and colourful locations in Portugal add a refreshingly different backdrop to some of the action, also.

The film's major downfall is its script. The plot essentially hinges around an idea, a significant plot twist (which is on rather shaky territory itself) and it all seems as though the writers fashioned a 90-minute screenplay around that without really knowing what else to do. The result is we get a number of subplots which go nowhere, and a rather overlong build-up to the titular 'journey' itself. Once the twist happens, again, the writers don't seem to really know how to best exploit this in terms of drama and things just sort of peter out rather unsatisfactorily.

Ultimately, although this was an interesting watch with plenty to commend it, I found it lacking a heartbeat. There seemed no soul to it, no real emotion or character, which is a real shame given that most of the right ingredients were available.
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8/10
Absorbing study of relationships and emotions
6 January 2022
I came to this film with no prior knowledge of it (I didn't even realise it was going to be in French until I started watching) and so had no preconceived ideas about it. So I was pleasantly surprised to find myself hooked by the storyline from quite an early stage and captivated throughout - perhaps not the easiest of tasks for a lengthy subtitled film (my French is somewhat lacking).

Essentially a woman's account of the relationship between her parents (from their first meeting) and herself (from birth through to adulthood), the story is full of twists and frequently wrong-footed me as to just where it was going to head next, even though the progression of events was generally logical and believable.

Telling its story over the course of decades, I was glad it didn't fall into the usual trap of trying to ram the styles and fads of each period down the viewer's face. The gradual aging of the characters, always a tricky thing for filmmakers to get right, was remarkably convincing too.

Although I'd like to comment on certain specifics of the plot, which can be hard and uncompromising at times (as indeed the effects of human love can be), that would only serve to reduce this film's capacity to surprise the first-time viewer. However, Virginie Efira gives a terrific central performance as Rachel, the woman who spends her whole adult life providing love but finding precious little of it reciprocated. Yes, some might question the rather one-note tone of Rachel's behaviour throughout and the manner in which she just accepts the metaphorical kicks in the teeth without histrionics, but I think it works in this context. Some people are like that and the lack of any reactionary aggression on Rachel's part emphasises how cruelly she is treated, and also demonstrates how being passive does not necessarily always achieve the best outcomes.
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The Humanoid (1979)
6/10
Tries to emulate Star Wars but works better on its own terms
13 February 2021
Most reviews quickly dismiss The Humanoid as an inferior rip-off of Star Wars. And whilst there's no denying that's the case, I don't think it's as bad a film as many would have one believe. In fact, the first I ever heard of it was when I was 9 years old and a couple of friends were telling me about this film they'd just seen which was "as good as Star Wars," a bold claim as for most boys at the end of the 1970s, Star Wars was THE film. And I went to the cinema to see it and thoroughly enjoyed it. But unlike Star Wars which was everywhere with its array of spin-off merchandise and media coverage, The Humanoid closed in the cinema and, other than in one book I had covering sci-fi heroes, I didn't hear of it again for a decade when it came onto British television in a night-time slot. Seeing it again with my now adult eyes I could see that it was vastly inferior compared to the state-of-the-art production standards of Star Wars, and was astonished at just how blatantly it copied that other film in so many respects.

But I've watched The Humanoid a number of times now over the years still find it rather enjoyable, on its own level. I'll leave the many similarities to Star Wars aside, as most other reviewers will checklist those, although most of them are rooted in the actual design, some set pieces and the choice of character-types. The overarching plot, however, is quite different, and it's actually in its more original elements that The Humanoid's greatest strengths lie, whether it be Barbara Bach's hairstyle, the spaceship with claws, or the rather shocking execution of a female prisoner early on in the proceedings (a sequence not surprisingly excised in part in some prints of this film). Everything basically hinges around a great triumverate of villains. There is Lord Graal, brother of Earth's peaceful ruler who is bent on taking his place after escaping prison and capturing a warship. But his resources are not great, so he has to enlist the aid of Lady Agatha, ruler of the planet Noxon. Agatha sees Graal's ambition and strategic prowess as a means to further her own ambitions of conquest of other worlds, so there's a hint of romance between the pair that looks to be on the shakiest of grounds. Then there is the third player, the brilliant scientist Kraspin, disgraced and expelled from Earth after one of his colleagues, Barbara Gibson, got wind of his unethical experiments into using an element called Kapitron to transform normal people into mutants with immense physical strength - humanoids, as he terms them. Graal wants Kraspin to create him an army of humanoids, whilst Agatha depends upon Kraspin for a serum which keeps her young and beautiful - and alive, for she has actually become some kind of vampire, using the lifeblood of others to extend her own existence beyond its normal limits. Of course, Kraspin is only too willing to help Graal as in so doing he will get his own back on those who spurned him, but he particularly wants to get back at Barbara Gibson. And so, the scene is set. Golob is the unfortunate lone space pilot who is transformed into the trio's first humanoid, and Richard Kiel in the eponymous role spends much of the time behaving much like Lou Ferrigno's TV incarnation of the Incredible Hulk rather than anything which owes itself to Star Wars. The heroes which stand in the way of Graal's attempt at conquest are the aforementioned Barbara Gibson, her strange mystic pupil Tom-Tom, dashing Earth security officer Nick and Golob's robodog Kip. The dialogue may be perfunctory, the characters may lack depth and the special effects may only be adequate, but those ready to stick the knife into this film may also want to consider a storyline that actually hangs together remarkably well and which actually delivers a perfectly-paced action saga. Even the oft-derided line of Graal's when he tells one of his captains that he will be deprived of his privileges for a hundred days as punishment for failing to assassinate Barbara Gibson actually makes sense within the context of things - unlike Darth Vader, Graal does not have unlimited numbers of men at his disposal, and indeed he subsequently laments having lost valuable men when a subsequent attempt to eliminate Barbara fails. I've seen plenty of sci-fi films that are dull and tedious, and quite a few recent ones which are just effects-driven and rather soulless. Whatever its faults, and it does have plenty, The Humanoid at least offers good solid entertainment without trying to preach to its audience.
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5/10
Beyond Space and Beyond All Logic...
6 February 2021
In general terms, They Came From Beyond Space is your typical "aliens arrive on Earth and start taking control of certain people" fare, which of course by the time of its release in 1967 was an idea already well established from earlier films, notably 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' and 'It Came From Outer Space' over a decade earlier. Whilst the scenario lends itself very well to movies, one would hope for some genuine innovation in the mix, or at least some exemplary work across all aspects of production that make this a superior example of the genre. Unfortunately, it falls short on most levels. The plot starts off okay. Strange meteorites land in a farm. Scientists go to investigate and find themselves taken over by alien minds. The leading scientist, Dr Curtis Temple (Robert Hutton), had to stay behind for health reasons, because he recently suffered severe injuries in a motor car accident and has had his damaged skull repaired with a metal plate. But the cessation of communication from the party, one of whom is his girlfriend Lee (Jennifer Jayne) leads him to defy medical advice and investigate matters for himself. As he sets off to do so with a colleague, the 'aliens' attempt to take them over also. They are successful with the colleague but not with Temple himself, for it transpires that the metal plate in his head shields his brain against their control. After that, the plot becomes increasingly confused as though the script has gone through too many rewrites, with actions defying logic and ideas, and characters being introduced that ultimately prove to be superfluous. There's a secret agent who's wise to events and makes contact with Temple. But he's just killed off moments later. There's a sassy blonde working at the garage (gas station) who takes an interest in Temple and later takes him in when she finds him unconscious. She's set up like she's going to be a major character in the proceedings, but proves to be wholly insignificant. Temple finds the aliens have completely annexed the farm where they first arrived and are doing some mysterious work there which they are guarding vehemently with armed soldiers and electrified fencing. Time and again Temple tries to infiltrate this site to find out what work they are up to, yet not once does he try to alert the authorities, nor do the aliens take any steps to restrict Temple's activities against them. Then, some way into the film, almost like the writer decided it needed to boost the drama element, a deadly plague starts to be unleashed on the community, which we learn is part of the aliens' secret plan. This virus somehow breaks out in a telephone box and is instantly deadly to anyone - except, for unknown reasons, to Dr Temple. It must be that metal plate in his head again, the one that means a long journey is dangerous for him but doesn't stop him running around farms, blowing up installations or engaging in fisticuffs. I found Robert Hutton to be a very bland leading man in this piece, although it's unfair to lay the blame entirely at his door when the script is appallingly lacking in any depth of character. There's zero chemistry between Temple and Lee. And for a good guy, Temple is shockingly inept when it comes to basic manners throughout the film, whether it be his abrupt clearing off from his female rescuer without any offer of recompense for putting herself out to nurse him, or his habit of just barking questions at strangers without pleasantries. There's a moment when he's trying to locate the farm and stops to ask some workmen for guidance and they just ignore him. The inference is that the workmen have been taken over by the aliens, but frankly if I spoke to an innocent stranger in the very blunt way Temple does, I'd expect to be ignored too! I won't give anything away as to how the plot develops or is resolved but it all seemed rather unlikely and lacking in urgency or high stakes. On the plus side, there are examples of good camerwork from director Freddie Francis, and some good use of quaint English locations. And Michael Gough is always worth watching, even if he only enters the proceedings in the latter stages. But overall, whilst not shockingly bad, this film is little more than watchable lightweight schlock that probably won't have you hurrying back to watch it again. And whilst its title may sound dramatic, the truth is the aliens come from space, not beyond it.
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6/10
A failure to move with the times
12 January 2021
From the mid-1950s comes this story of a widowed mother finding herself powerless as her teenage daughter gradually goes 'off the rails' after falling in with the wrong crowd, yet watched from a modern perspective it seems somewhat flawed in its attempts at moralising. Anna Neagle plays the mother, Valerie Carr, who works in lowly position in women's magazines. Supposedly having to save up for weeks to buy her eldest daughter a new dress, she nevertheless seems well kitted out herself and lives in a big posh house with two daughters and an aunt. Sylvia Syms plays the elder child, the 17-year-old Jan, and for some reason that is never properly explained she is in attendance at an elegant party at the exclusive Savoy Hotel, where she instantly falls for another attendee named Tony (Kenneth Haigh) who admits he finds it all rather staid and tells the impressionable teenager all about a livelier dance called 'jive', and later that evening teaches her the movements out on the veranda. It is the start of a romance and the pair start meeting regularly, with Tony taking Jan to funfairs, speedway races and teaching her to drive his Bentley on quiet country roads. Valerie, meanwhile, is unexpectedly given a promotion to the position of fiction editor of a new magazine for teenagers, through which she meets Hugh Manning (Norman Wooland), who writes novels for young adults. Hugh is attracted to Val from the beginning, and when he hears she is unattached he begins to woo her. As events develop, Val becomes increasingly disapproving of Jan's frequenting of nightclubs and of Tony's influence over her. She wants Jan to instead hook-up with straight-laced farmboy Mark. However, Jan rebels more and more against her mother's interference. When she finds out that Tony isn't as wealthy as he claims, that he has only borrowed the Bentley and that he is in debt, she is no less attracted to him, but her loyalty to him eventually results in her being arrested by the police, bringing great shame on herself and her family. Although the film is engaging and tells an interesting story, it has two fundemantal problems. The first is that it totally misunderstands youth culture and the second is that it can't seem to make its mind up whether the viewer is supposed to dislike the character of Tony or sympathise with him. The combination of the two severely impairs its depiction of a youth's slide into bad character and ultimately leaves one questioning the behaviour of the mother. A lot of the things that 'the wrong crowd' are doing in this film are, in fact, perfectly innocent and suggest some paranoia on the part of the writers and producers towards the changing culture of the times. The worst things that 'bad boy' Tony does in this film are that he encourages Jan to smoke and drink, he teaches her to drive, he gatecrashes parties, he lies about his wealth (but later comes clean), he engages in fisticuffs if some drunken lout makes a move on his girl, and, when driven to absolute desperation, he steals money. On the plus side he is shown to generally care for Jan, and he is well mannered and well dressed. There's no suggestion he's pressuring her into sex. Compare this with the behaviour of the mother, Valerie, who can clear off to New York for a few days without a thought for her daughters, who can enjoy her own romance (with a man who smokes, no less), who chastises her daughter for borrowing one of her dresses and for using a taxi cab, who locks her daughter in her bedroom and who denies her access to her own savings. She even lets the younger daughter stay unchaperoned on the farm with Mark. The attempts to portray youth culture frequently make the viewer cringe. For a start, the film only has the one 'hip' music track (the ironically named "Get With It"), which is played repetitively, as though it's the only number the live musicians in the nightclub know how to perform. "What's the meaning of that look on your face?" the aunt asks Jan as she's demonstrating the jive to her. "Oh, that's getting into the MOOD!" comes the excited reply. When Val tells her boss that she finds the idea of her promotion "Absolutely blissful", she has to explain this strange new teenage expression to him. Even the opening titles and theme tune would have you think you are going to be sitting through some romantic period costume drama rather than an insight into the modern problem of juvenile delinquency. Edmond Greville's "Beat Girl", released in 1960, which explores some similar ideas, gets so many things right that this film gets wrong. In spite of the fragile quality of the material, Sylvia Syms performs her role well and it's little wonder she was destined for better things, and very soon, too. It's remarkable to think that just two years later she'd be starring in the exemplary "Ice Cold In Alex".
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Spaghetti Two-Step (1977 TV Movie)
8/10
Well worth staying for the dessert!
3 January 2021
This television play takes the simple but brilliant premise of showing an evening in a restaurant and allowing the viewer to dip into the lives of everybody present. The people dining there are all in different situations, such as the young pair on an awkward first date, the small group on their works' night out, the older couple supposedly out to enjoy a social occasion but still trapped in one another's company, and, of course, the 'three's a crowd' set-up. Things are also eventful behind the scenes in the kitchen area, and even the customers who have to be turned away when the restaurant is full up are given some air time. There's also some marvellous bitching in the Ladies' washroom. Not everybody is quite what they initially seem to be, and this comic drama scripted by the late great Jack Rosenthal keeps the viewer thoroughly absorbed as events gradually unfold. There are plenty of well-known faces from 1970s British television within the cast. The result is quite delightful with some great dialogue and plot twists. Had this been a BBC production it probably would have enjoyed many repeats and become as legendary as Abigail's Party. But it was made by Yorkshire TV and has had little exposure since the decade that spawned it, so thank goodness Network DVD made it available as it really is television gold.
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The Skull (1965)
6/10
Needs a bit more meat on the bone
22 August 2020
I've not read the short story by Robert Bloch upon which this feature film was supposedly based, but it's often difficult to stretch a short story plot out to effectively fill a full-length film, and I think this 1965 entry is indicative of that.

The first half-hour is strong, compelling stuff as the viewer is introduced to Peter Cushing's character of Christopher Maitland, a student and avid collector of the macabre, and Patrick Wymark's Antony Marco, the man who sells him rare and remarkable items just so long as no questions are asked.

When Marco produces what is purported to be the skull of the Marquis De Sade, Maitland cannot help but want it for his collection, and ignores the warnings of fellow collector - and previous owner of the skull - Sir Matthew Phillips (played by Cushing's frequent co-star Christopher Lee) who believes it possessed of evil spirits and dangerous.

Of course Phillips' warnings aren't without substance and Maitland finds his calm, ordered life quickly starts to unravel.

However, the film starts to unravel a little, too. The latter third will test the attention of many a viewer, given that it largely lacks dialogue or character interaction and could have been a disaster were it not relying on the fine performance of Peter Cushing and the directorial talents of Freddie Francis. That the person most under threat at the climax is Maitland's wife, a character with very little presence throughout the film, rather serves to undermine the horror rather than enhance it.

In fact, only Cushing, Wymark and Lee have much to do in the film at all. The cast is littered with some outstanding character actors including Nigel Green, Michael Gough, George Colouris and Patrick Magee, but they generally only have a scene or two each which seems a waste of such talent.

The film's saving grace is its direction, which has some great moments and is very effective at giving the titular skull a tangible screen presence even when it is seen sitting stationary in long shot at the back of a room.

Definitely worth a watch for genre fans but one can't help but wish that its script was rather more balanced and had a stronger second half.
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The Break (1962)
8/10
A remote hotel, and three guests with different reasons for being there...
6 July 2020
It's often the case that 'B' pictures from the 1940s, 50s 60s make for very unsatisfying viewing nowadays but occasionally some titles pop up which are true gems and I'd certainly put The Break into that latter category.

Although its core premise of all-round decent guy chancing upon a violent, escaped prisoner isn't especially exceptional, this 77min b&w film finds all of its contributors at the top of their game and rises comfortably above the average fare.

As good as the isolated Dartmoor location and Brian Fahey's memorable musical score are, the real delight of this piece is the way that all of the multi-dimensional characters link in with one another, especially as they are portrayed by an excellent group of actors whose expressive faces could tell a story all on their own. William Lucas is the homicidal villain of the piece, Jacko Thomas, completely selfish and yet devoted to his sister; Tony Britton is an unlikely yet effective choice as the action hero, Greg Parker, who goes from being suicidal to fighting for his very life; Robert Urquhart is Mr Pearson, the other guest in the remote hotel who is not quite everything he seems; Eddie Byrne is Tredgar, proprietor of the hotel who is running a second, more secretive business; Gene Anderson is Tredgar's wife, whose diminished opinion of him has eroded her patience - and her loyalty; then there are Moses and Sarah, God-fearing siblings who are not wholly without sin. The plot unfolds nicely with some clever twists and a ramping up of the action as Parker becomes increasingly mired in a life-threatening situation, cut off from outside help. But can he possibly find help from among those at the hotel?
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Seaview (1983–1985)
7/10
Good, honest, seaside fun!
6 June 2020
A generally enjoyable 1980s series from the BBC, Seaview was a children's comedy drama centering around the lives of teenage brother and sister George and Sandy Shelton, whose parents run a hotel in the northern seaside town of Blackpool. The first series has the Shelton family newly arrived. The idealist Sandy is trying to pursue her dreams of fame and a creating a better world, a situation not always helped by the machinations of her mother, who has high aspirations for the girl. By contrast, younger brother George seems undervalued by his family even though he's bright and generally has a far better grasp of everything going on than the people around him. His predilection for answering everything with a wisecrack does him few favours, however, nor does his habit of initiating money-making schemes (often in tandem with his new-found friend, local boy James) which invariably end up going awry. The first series oversaw situations such as Sandy going for an audition, George installing Space Invaders machines in the hotel, the kids going on strike as they hold out for decent wages from their parents for helping out with the running of the hotel, James finding himself abandoned, and Sandy trying to make the big time with a pop group. When Seaview returned for a second series, there was a slight change of emphasis as it became more soap opera than situational, with the ongoing story arc of Sandy's romance with new boyfriend Ian. By now the Sheltons had moved into a different hotel (presumably the BBC could no longer film at the original site) and there was a new baby brother (who is only ever seen and referred to in the opening episode). With the children now being slightly older, James forms an attraction to Sandy and George also has his first dalliance with romance when he meets keep-fit enthusiast Lisa. Throughout the series' run there was plenty to see of Blackpool, the dialogue was often sharp and the acting of a high standard. Maggie Ollerenshaw, best known as the dithering Mavis in Open All Hours, played the overbearing mother with David Gooderson (one-time Davros in Doctor Who) as the more level-headed and empathetic father. Aaron Brown, then a familiar face from a Rice Krispies commercial, made for a likeable George and the young Yvette Fielding, just before achieving real fame a Blue Peter presenter, coped admirably with the singing and emotional wrangling required in the role of Sandy. Perhaps Seaview's greatest strength lay in its presentation of a teenage brother-and-sister relationship, with the two central characters forever at odds but on occasion demonstrating a grudging mutual respect and, touchingly, a deep emotional bond.
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Smokescreen (1964)
7/10
Simple little mystery film that oozes quality
18 January 2020
In films, so many mysteries are investigated by police officers, investigative reporters or family members, all of whom usually conform to a certain 'type', so it's a refreshing change to find a film such as 'Smokescreen' where the person doing the snooping is a very atypical character, a quirky insurance claims investigator who goes about searching for the truth in an efficient yet coldly detached manner. In bringing this character to life, the film affords us a rare early leading role from the excellent Peter Vaughan, but just about every character in this piece is portrayed by a gem of a British actor from the period, even those that appear rather fleetingly.

Added to which, the film is beautifully shot, making very good use of its Brighton location yet not to the point of distracting from the plot. From the dramatic opening scene, in which two young lovers on a clifftop have their tryst disturbed by a burning car zooming along nearby perilously out of control before it plummets over the edge, it is apparent that this is a film of superior quality. Whether or not the car's owner was actually in the vehicle when it plunged into the sea isn't clear, and that is the question which Vaughan's character, Roper, must find the answer to. And even he himself is guarding a secret, as becomes apparent among the various twists and turns this pleasing yarn takes.

My only sense of disappointment as I watched it was that I'd worked out the solution long before the end. Or so I thought, for at the climax I discovered that the film outsmarted me. See if it manages to outsmart you.
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5/10
So, what exactly is a 'Radar Man' anyway?
10 March 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Having enjoyed several viewings in the past of Republic Pictures' 1949 serial 'King of the Rocket Men', I had long been intrigued by the supposed existence of a follow-up serial using the same type of 'Rocket Man' character and finally got around to seeing it.

And what a let-down it proved to be!

I was prepared to cut this production a lot of slack. Firstly, it was a story about space travel made before such a thing became a reality, so the science was expected to be somewhat off the mark. Secondly, the requirements of the chapterplay format was always going to be a handicap to the progression of the plot. Some of the old film serials still managed to work extremely well in spite of the need to cram action set-pieces and the all-important cliffhanger into each individual 15-minute segment, whereas others suffered from turgid repetition.

Radar Men From The Moon has enough of an expansive plot for it to avoid the pitfalls of such repetition and at least gives the sense throughout most of its individual chapters that plot is actually progressing. But only just.

The main storyline is a simple one, yet bold: Earth is under attack by the inhabitants of the Moon (I said I'd cut it some slack), who are preparing for a full-on invasion of our world.

Yet despite such a broad canvas, the limitations of the budget mean that this interplanetary battle is actually played out between three small groups of protagonists, each in their own private headquarters.

Firstly there is our group of heroes, a team of crack scientists headed by Commando Cody (George Wallace) whose achievements include building himself a rocket suit which allows him to fly in the air, and also the construction of a rocketship capable of travel through space.

Which is very handy, as this allows Cody and his pals to travel to the moon to investigate the cause of a series of mysterious attacks on major installations on Earth.

There Cody discovers evidence of an advanced civilisation in the form of a vast city, and on further investigation he just happens to wander into the main laboratory where the first person he meets is the ruler of the Moon, Retik (Roy Barcroft), who in perfect English reveals that the attacks from the moon's advanced ray guns have the aim of softening up man's defences prior to a planned invasion. Retik explains that because the moon's atmosphere has become so thin, his people now need a new home, and intend to make the Earth their own world. In this incredibly low-key portrayal of mankind's first ever encounter with an alien intelligence, Cody responds in rather deadpan fashion by telling Retik that he won't find the Earth so easy to conquer, and rather than seek a peaceful resolution by offering help to the endangered civilisation, he pulls a revolver on him and initiates a fight which ignites an action-packed runaround between the Moon and the Earth as he and his team seek to thwart the planned invasion.

The third group who play a major part in the proceedings is Retik's agent on Earth, Krog (Peter Brocco). Hiding in a cave which he has converted into a makeshift laboratory, Krog is assisted by two petty thugs, Graber (Clayton Moore, before his Lone Ranger fame) and Daly (Bob Stevenson). It is Graber and Daly who prove to be the biggest thorns in the side of Cody as they drive around the countryside using their alien ray cannon, or generally just turning up somewhere (including at his office) to try and put him out of action. Why two Earthmen are so hellbent on assisting an alien takeover of their own world is never addressed.

There are many of the expected set-pieces present, such as cars going over cliffs, planes going into a crash-dive, heroes seemingly trapped in a dead end inside an underground cavern as a deluge (of lava, in this case) approaches... And sadly far too many are cheaply resolved with the insertion of a previously unseen shot of the hero escaping the situation before the deadly climax.

Of the other action, again as might be expected there is the obligatory fist-fight in virtually every chapter, and a plethora of shoot-outs in which the hero Cody often shows a blatant disregard for the safety of others - for example, at one point he's shooting at a plane knowing full well that his pretty assistant Joan (Aline Towne) is held captive aboard it, and in another sequence he's shooting indiscriminately at Graber and Daly's car as it speeds along a city street full of innocent bystanders.

In fact, although he's meant to be the hero, Cody cuts a very questionable figure. His objectives often end in failure (for example, his insistence that his colleague Ted leave the vital alien ray gun behind so that they can save their own necks ultimately places the Earth in greater peril) and he's not even very chivalrous, failing on every occasion to check that Joan is okay whenever she suffers some mishap such as when she is rather brutally slugged unconscious on the rocketship by their unwilling alien passenger.

I struggled to be convinced by George Wallace in the leading role, he looks decidedly unlike a typical action hero when not dressed in the rocket suit. Though I gather he was a tough cookie in real life and suffered for his art in making this serial by performing many of his own stunts.

There's plenty throughout the serial that just lacks sense. Whether it's the moon ruler's lab or Cody's lab, the enemy can just walk right in unchallenged, and not just once but repeatedly. Graber and Daly, with a weapon in their possession capable of reducing a whole building to rubble in an instant, instead go to the ridiculous lengths of trying to kill Cody by feeding a deadly gas into the air conditioning of his laboratory. Realising the room is filling with this gas, Cody doesn't think to throw a chair or something to smash the window.

Then there's Al's Diner, a place where Cody learns that Graber and Daly sometimes hang out. Sure enough he finds them there and engages them in combat. So, knowing that they might no longer be safe to frequent the place, Graber and Daly continue to go back. And the proprietor, knowing that last time Cody turned up there his place got trashed and his customers were all scared away, calls him back and suffers the same outcome.

Oh, and I can't post this review without pointing out that this invasion of Earth also relies on the moon's Earthbound agent Krog raising necessary funds by organising a bank robbery!

Some of the special effects are very good, but the best ones are generally pieces of footage lifted from earlier productions. The rocketship looks quite unspectacular compared with the ones that populated the Flash Gordon serials many years earlier, likewise the alien laboratory lacks the kind of visual impact that the labs of Ming the Merciless or Doctor Frankenstein could boast back in the 1930s.

Yet in spite of being utterly ridiculous, Radar Men From The Moon is good solid fun in the best tradition of the old film serials. It certainly never gets dull!
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4/10
Some good work all gone to waste
10 March 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Although made on a limited budget, much of what is seen on screen in Phantom From Space actually looks quite decent. It is generally well shot and although there are no big names among them, the cast generally acquit themselves very well.

Unfortunately the film is poorly served by its script. Dialogue lacks punch, characterisation is flat and one-dimensional and there's not even a hint of any sub-plots. Even these shortcomings might be excused, but for the fact that the main plot is just very thin.

Much can be made from the concept of an alien visiting Earth and certainly scores of other movies, particularly in the 1950s, make use of this idea in many entertaining ways. Yet Phantom From Space contrives to squander the opportunities for a good, exciting tale.

There's a complete lack of suspense, particularly in the first third of the film when the visitor isn't even seen, and an almost documentary style of presentation has too many key events being reported rather than actually shown, such as the visitor's arrival and his initial, somewhat violent encounter with two men.

Things improve a little when the mysterious alien becomes more involved in the on-screen action but even then there's just too little happening... He's running away (to where?) and to aid his escape, he discards his essential spacesuit because he's invisible without it on. So there's a bit of cat and mouse action as the token crew of scientists and the obligatory investigative reporter attempt to track him down, and of course it's the female member of the group who finds herself locked in a room with him - but not, it seems, in any actual danger, so again suspense is minimal.

Ultimately the creature needs to retrieve his discarded spacesuit in order to survive which begs the question as to why he discarded it in the first place rather than attempt to make peace with his pursuers. And ultimately, when he does get it back, this being from an advanced race is so scared by a camera flash that he flings his essential helmet against a wall, smashing it and thereby effectively condemning himself to death. Which is rendered even more bizarre by the fact that up until then the scientists have been remarking upon how indestructible his spacesuit is, so how come the helmet is so easily smashed into smithereens?

The film ends with very little attempt to explain any of the preceding events, ultimately leaving the viewer with the nagging question "Well, what was the point of all that?"
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Any Old Port! (1932)
8/10
Not just Any Old Short
18 February 2019
By 1932 the Laurel and Hardy comedy partnership was at the top of its game and Any Old Port! is a fine example of the resultant product. The two star performers and the characters they had honed naturally steal the show, but make no mistake, they are far from being the only talents present here.

In order to fit the short two-reel running time the plot is, of course, a simple one - Stan and Ollie, eager to do the right thing, come to a girl's rescue when a brute tries to force her into marriage. But in so doing they make an enemy, one which they must face again when Stan finds himself drawn against the very same man in a boxing contest.

The magic of the Laurel and Hardy series is just how simple everything appears to be on the surface, belying just how carefully crafted every detail actually was. Comedy is injected into every moment, not just the obvious gags but the deft little touches such as the brief cutaway shot of Long's incredulous reaction as Stan and Ollie make the simple task of signing in at the guest house a cumbersome exercise, or the nervous fumbling with the pool table cues when Long calls the Boys over.

Long excels in this film every bit as much as Laurel and Hardy, making a truly frightening opponent. At the same time, however, and like just about every supporting character in this successful series of shorts, there remains that perceptible undercurrent of the comically absurd even in the scenes when he is threatening the girl. It was this comedic depth to all of the characters that was so sorely missed when Laurel and Hardy made the switch to the big studios , but that's another story.

One of the other unsung stars of Any Old Port! is the pacing; the cutting, the skillfully-planned chase sequence, the comic timing of the performers all contrive to enhance the experience of watching this film and keep the viewer's interest at a high level throughout.

And whilst the passage of decades has wrought many changes on the world, the core themes within this short have ensured that the comedy has not dated: the basic ideas of good against evil, David pitted against Goliath, money corrupting morals and, fundamentally, grown men still being capable of acting like children.
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