Reviews
Killer Nerd (1991)
Not Even Funny As A Bad Movie
I just finished watching Killer Nerd. DON'T watch it! This movie , which is of the lowest imaginable budget, has no charisma what so ever, and gets lost in an incredibly over the top pace. IT'S NOT FUNNY! The creator of this movie really thought he was doing something funny, when in fact he wasn't. This movie was shot on video. IT WAS ACTUALLY SHOT ON VIDEO! It's funnier to watch a person on America's Funniest Home Videos getting kicked in the groin!
Child's Play 3 (1991)
The Child's Play Series Is Horrid. This Is The Worst
I have yet to see Bride of Chucky, but, I watched Child's play 3 tonight, and let me say, it is the stupidest in the line of an already stupid series. In this movie, Chucky is reincarnated from his blood in a "Good Guys Doll" factory. He comes back to stalk Andy Barclay, the boy he menaced in the first two movies. Though he has no reason what-so-ever to follow Andy, he does. He follows him to Kent Military Academy, where Andy is having troubles adjusting. This movie, and its actors give horrid performances in an already horrible movie. The storyline takes Chucky to a younger kid, who is just plain stupid and sees nothing odd about talking to a possessed doll. Once again, this movie is horrible. The whole series is. Don't watch it.
Maniac (1980)
Sex Pervert Goes Nuts in Red Light Manhattan
This movie really isn't so hot. The man who wrote and directed it, stars in it. If anyone reading this knows the adult film star Ron Jeremy, they will know what the star of Maniac looks like. The movie has good pacing at first. But, it quickly disintegrates leaving the viewer confused. The killer goes from being very socially impotent and believable to outward and existential. It just doesn't make sense. Whereas he's originally sullen, he suddenly becomes social and normal. It just ruins itself. Bad movie. The guy should be ashamed of it.
The Freeway Maniac (1989)
The A Great Movie
If not for the cheesy killing, watch this movie for its superb use of bad lines. It's a hard one to explain. The killer is the "Poor Man's David Hasselhoff". It's awesome. Just watch it.
Massacre at Central High (1976)
This Movie is terrific
Massacre at Central high is perfect. It has the right mixture of violence, nudity, and storyline to make a great "slasher". All I have to say is that Skulnick from nerds, Robert Carradine is in it. It's about bullies, girls, adolescence, and everything great the high school years have to offer. I can't say more cause it will ruin it for you. WATCH IT!
Electra (1996)
Bad
Seriously, someone needs to be taken out and shot for this movie. It's funny, I checked it out, this movie wasn't even shot in Watertown, NY like it said it took place in. The acting is so poor. Shannon Tweed adds to her horrible career in B-Movies. To sum it up, it is about a moral (and cheesy looking) teenager who holds in his blood serum for eternal life. It can only be taken from his body and given to the bad guys through sexual contact. And since the main character is attracted to his widowed step mom, how better for the evil people to get it, than to have mother and son engage in an act of perversion. However, I must say, despite my lack of respect for this movie, that it is a must see because it offers the viewer such unintentional comic relief.
Roach, the powerful man who owns a company trying to attain world domination is so pathetic. The women commandos, who are supposed to be the warriors of this international corporation, are clad in leather, and instead of driving in limos, the all powerful Roach people ride around in a van with the name of the company painted on it. I'd honestly rather watch flies engage in incest than watch this movie a second time. But, I'm glad I could get some laughs off of it.