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The Protector (1997)
It sucks but it's so damn funny!
The only reason why I like this movie is because it's so stupid it makes me laugh. I actually got sad when I wasn't watching this crap and I ordered it from Amazon.com after my video store lost it. Every character in this movie is pathetic except for Clint Howard. He was such a wuss that he actually ruled. And Matt McColm thought he was so bad, but he came out like a male chauvinist or something. The chicks were okay, I guess, and so was RP.
I could actually give this movie a 10 out of 10 just because it makes me laugh at how idiotic it is. Don't ever rent this movie or you'll become hooked like me!
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!
I love this movie! It is SO funny! My sister and I can watch this movie over and over again because it's just more fun each time. The songs, Muppets, sets, and live acting make this movie a very fun experience for kids, as well as adults. Tim Curry is a riot as Long John Silver, and Kevin Bishop is an adorable actor with a beautiful singing voice. Give this movie a chance and you will love it (it comes on Disney at least twice a month!).
La cité des enfants perdus (1995)
Most beautiful movie I've ever seen.
The summary says it all. This movie is not only visually stunning, it also has a very beautiful storyline. I am so sick of the people who say this movie is too dark to be enjoyable. The darkness is probably its best attribute, not to mention the wonderful performances, especially Judith Vittet's. I cannot wait to see more of her in upcoming films, as I believe she is going to be a very promising child actress. The performances were very real and I actually could relate to these people! The storyline was reminiscent of a fairy tale (think Alice in Hell) and it's fantasy feel was just unreal. Also, I don't think that the spectacular visual effects clouded the storyline, another comment lots of critics seem to make. Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro did a great job with this movie, and I think a non-sucky follow-up or a sequel would be great. Overall, I give this movie a 10 out of 10.
La guerre du feu (1981)
Beautiful
This movie is very splendid. Not only was there a wonderful cast and great acting, the scenery was very beautiful. I was enthralled in the fact that there were no spoken words identifiable by any common language today. I definitely prefer it over any "half-naked cave woman running around in leopard-skin bikini" caveman movie out there. I would recommend it to fans of all movie genres, because it combines all of the aspects of great movies -- comedy, action, suspense, romance -- into a CAVEMAN movie. And it's pretty interesting to see how they do that.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Just too sweet
This is the most awesome movie of all time. Rocky Horror is the ultimate spoof of all of those cheesy sci-fi movies of the fifties or whenever. Probably Tim Curry's best performance ever, with him dancing around in garter belts and platform heels.......ha!
Let's do the TIME WARP again!!!!!!!