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Dance of the Dwarfs (1983)
A horror movie that frightens you with its waste of talent
This was pretty much a character driven movie. I watched the entire movie only because I found the characters interesting. The acting by the main characters was fine given the constraints of a low budget horror flick. I would recommend watching this movie only if you want to see another good examine of the uncouth man uncivilizing the resistant and cultured woman. Otherwise, try to ignore the weak "special effects".
Cabin Boy (1994)
Great Expectations, Intractable Disappointment
Perhaps I should take some blame for being so disappointed with Cabin Boy. I probably got overly pumped up by trailer hype. So, when I saw the movie, I was disappointed by its lack of direction or plot. Basically, I had seen almost everything that was remotely funny in the trailers. So far, this is one of the few movies that made me want to demand a refund.
The Stöned Age (1994)
One dope-rear movie for late nights
I'm going to step out on a limb here and admit that I actually liked this movie. It reminded me of some of the people I knew back in high school. Also, this movie was the kind of comedy to be enjoyed under the influence. It was hilarious and cheap, wicked fun. Kind of like Dumb and Dumber, which I totally liked.
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Gut Buster
After seeing most of Carrey's comedies, I still say this is definitely his finest hour. Dumb and Dumber captured everything disgusting and purile that gets you right there, you know where. And, it keeps you off your seat. This is not high brow comedy, but it is the kind that gives sequels a hard run for the money. I highly recommend this for anyone who is as freely anal expulsive as one of the characters in the movie. Go watch it!
Short Cuts (1993)
Significant divergence between attempted and intended goals
I rate this movie very low simply because it was billed as a typical Hollywood movie using only star power. The content was improperly presented in this format. The stories were characteristic of Carver but did not work well in the medium. It might have done better as an indie film production.