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The Twilight Zone: From Agnes - with Love (1964)
Season 5, Episode 20
6/10
Lifted from Vonnegut
29 March 2017
The motto in Hollywood, almost from the beginning, is "Stolen -- fair and square!" Although, credited to someone else, this cybernetic version of Cyrano de Bergerac was lifted from Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.'s "EPICAC" published in 1950.

Still, Wally Cox -- a man his good friend from childhood Marlon Brando described as a motorcycling fanatic and possessing the mind of an axe-murderer -- is his usual genius self portraying a feckless nebbish.

While many reviewers expressed disappointment that this tale lacked the typical sharpness of many of the series entries, it remains as one of the "change ups" that kept the show lively in delivering the unexpected.
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Captain America (1979 TV Movie)
5/10
Low-budget, Laid-back, Lame-brained Fun
6 October 2015
Warning: Spoilers
As a long-time comics fan I recall this little, inoffensive, unchallenging Reb Brown late-70s pilot-shot of the star-spangled superhero.

Any TV-flick where the hero is menaced by a thug bearing a silenced **revolver** can't be taken seriously, especially in a Rocky-inspired knock-off meat-locker scene where the side of beef strikes back. (And I don't mean, the actor Brown.) Come to think of it, the sides of beef almost out-act Brown, who otherwise comes across as a likable-enough person.

When I was a teen, before my own military career, I missed such absurdities as a Marine quoting from a statue's inscription at West Point, instead of Annapolis, although the idea of a civilian helicopter cavalierly invading the air-space over a military classified-weapons testing installation had me guffawing 37 years ago as did the idea that a two-week separated Marine could grow that full a head of hair that Steve Rogers sported at the beginning of the film.

For continuity sake, in the Marvel comics at the time, Steve Rogers was traveling around the country as an artist.

For fans of banality, this is one of the 70s best examples: a nearly actionless action feature in a time of America's cultural nadir when the likes of "BJ and the Bear" with its upshifting rigs reflected the sort of faux excitement trickled out to mind-numbed viewers.

A C- for California Comics Casual, with an A for aesthetics for both Heather Menzies for the guys and, I suppose, Reb Brown for the ladies.
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The Spirit (2008)
8/10
Not Your Teahouse of the August Moon
14 July 2013
Warning: Spoilers
After reading a score of bewildered IMDb user reviews, I realize that most of the people expected something in the brutal vein of "Sin City" or "300", as if they all sat in for a screening of Brando's "Teahouse of the August Moon" and suddenly leaped to their collective feet en masse exclaiming, "This isn't Bruce Lee's 'Enter the Dragon'! This isn't Kurosawa's 'Seven Samurai'!"

Nor is Frank Miller's paean to Will Eisner a parody or sendup as many confusedly carped because it's breathtakingly faithful to, pun intended, the spirit of Eisner's creation. It's supposed to be funny, people! The exaggeration -- tossing in the kitchen sink -- echoes the source material.

In thousands of comic panels, the late Denny Colt was knifed, gunshot, bludgeoned, tossed from buildings, dragged through sewers, and betrayed by femme fatales who nevertheless fell in some measure to his boyish, indefatigable charm, even if they were clonking him on the head.

Miller had his hands full trying to distill all those decades of The Spirit's adventures -- and those beautiful women! -- into one story.

Some compromises had to be met. Samuel L. Jackson's reasonably restrained performance (compared to the portrayal in the comics), of the conflated character of Dr. Cobra (the villain who in the books administered the life-prolonging serum to the late Denny Colt) and the Octopus seems outrageous to the novice viewer who never read the series. Likewise the series' characters of P'Gell and Sand Saref are combined in the film.

The Spirit's boyish gallantry comes off as cavalier womanizing when so many of the important women in his life are crammed into one story. Though the script treats Ellen Dolan mostly as a doormat, the arc of Denny and Sand's star-crossed love is treated more tenderly.

Louis Lombardi delivers one hilarious line after another as the dim-bulb, eager-to-please, irrepressibly-positive clone set as he himself manifests a hybrid avatar of Stooge Curly Howard and William Bendix.

Visually, this film is one of the most stunningly rendered cinematographic pieces I've encountered even if the task required muting the elaborateness of Eisner's surrealistic cityscapes. At first, as a purist, I cringed at Miller's choice of **sneakers** as Our Hero's chosen footwear, yet found the choice arresting in the Rotoscope scenes where they enhanced following the shadowy figure through the snowy night.

There are other problems of artistic choice of which Miller cannot be as readily absolved.

Faced with the requisite compression of seven decades of noir and comedy, Miller veered The Spirit's character more toward dark harshness than the lightheartedness and optimism one associates with the character. More a rendering of Miller's Dark Knight Returned than of the plucky Boy-Scout Wonder, Central City's guardian growls more often than whistles.

Still -- fun romp, Frank.

Shame that so many walked into the wrong movie.
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Mod Squad: The Connection (1972)
Season 5, Episode 1
9/10
Cisco Pike -- slightly spoilerish
4 August 2010
Warning: Spoilers
If I'm remembering this episode correctly, I flipped my lid when Ed Asner in a rerun of these episodes begins citing the amount of his pension in exactly the terms that Hackman did in the Kris Kristofferson flick "Cisco Pike" after I had viewed the latter film and realized not only that sequence but nearly the entire plot had been adapted for the show.

I had never seen so a clear-cut case of "wholly lifted" in my young life until the series "AlieNation" ripped off Don Johnson's Sonny Crockett tension-ratcheting "Maybe. He. Won't. Even. Twitch." shooting scene.

Regardless, this is one of the best episodes of "Mod Squad". Asner's terrific as the veteran, highly-decorated cop on the verge of retirement. But go rent "Cisco Pike" to see what I mean.

My only confusion is to which came first, since both were produced contemporaneously.
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7/10
The Real Competition
23 October 2006
This film about a piano competition made plain that the real competition was to find out how to see what was really important in one's life.

As good a pianist as Dreyfus was, it was obvious from the film in how he seized direction of the orchestra, that he had the seeds of greatness as a conductor.

And, in the end, he gave Lee Remick the lie when she said that great line to Amy Irving: "No man is that good."

The disparate goals entwined in the side stories of the other contestants underscored Irving's purity of purpose. Only she sought the piano for the love of the piano.

In many ways, Dreyfus' character evoked Jack Nicholson's Oedipean quest for paternal acceptance of worth in the classic _Five Easy Pieces_.

Dreyfus was also able to play "young", since he was 33 when the film was released, whereas Irving was actually 25 when the film was made.
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Idiocracy (2006)
4/10
Cyril M. Kornbluth
3 September 2006
I don't see any credit for a story which is a direct adaptation of Kornbluth's "Marching Morons".

His story, though, wasn't anything resembling a comedy.

The average Joe, the suspended animatio0n, the mental devolution of humanity -- these are all Kornbluth.

A classic SF story, enshrined in the canon of the best of the genre, by one of the most socially incisive of the early stars, I find this lack of attribution only astounding in an era when Kornbluth's writing partner Fred Pohl is still alive and vigorous.

When I last looked, the story was still owned by his heirs and assignees.

The estate should sue these guys or loose Harlan Ellison on them.

Hollywood's motto still remains, it seems, is "Take everything that's not nailed down, and anything that can be pried loose is not nailed down."
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Most viewers missed show's complexity
5 February 2006
The most prominent clue is that Bill Maxwell is playing a turn on his "I Spy" Kelly Robinson fifteen years down a dead-end road, where his Cold War battles have apparently led him to be mired in eroded ruts.

The very opening sequence implies the murder of his long-time black partner.

In fact, the entire series -- from the pilot movie -- onward is a witty investigation of the uses and abuses of power, from the roles and capabilities of women (contrast/compare Connie Sellaca's attorney with Rhonda's confused teenager struggling for esteem) to the limits of American adventurism against the continuing threats of the Cold war. Here is a man of conscience chosen by Higher Powers to right wrong who struggles to be a decent father, lover, friend, and inspire kids by his "ordinary" example.

My favorite episode is "Lilacs, Mr. Maxwell", where Emmy-winning writer Robert Culp reveals in the Season 2 finale the depths and intelligence of the Bill Maxwell character.

Cannell wrote the pilot in an atmosphere of the Iran US Embassy hostage situation and a cultural dearth of idealism. Many viewers saw the red suit comedy and missed the morally ambiguous complexity lying beneath.
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2/10
Uninspired waste of Alan Arbus
6 June 2002
Substantially an exploitation flick, this production appears to have been shot on two-tracks with some decent actors such as Alan Arbus shoe-horned into a cheap vehicle to parade comely, yet vapid and monotonic, young women in tight nurses' uniforms.

Apparently, no one told the real talent this when their scenes were filmed.

I caught this on cable with half an eyes in 1987 at my ex's while she was filling me in on family matters, little more than a background distraction to our conversation, until an uncredited Robert Urich walked on as a sleepy intern, half-hiding his face from the camera. I presume he cottoned to the semi-porn nature of the project and reduced his exposure and potential for ridicule.

Who knows? Maybe it led to his casting in the TV-series "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice" later that year.

Except for that curiosity value, this film is a pass. Bus tours through Ohio are more exhilarating.
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7/10
Painfully real, laughing through the tears
11 April 1999
Being 17 in 1976, this movie perfectly captured that era's tackiness and lack of direction. It hurt just to look at the clothes and listen to the music.

I found the movie a perfectly realistic change from the overwrought seriousness and cookie-cutter "family" pieces.

I especially liked the dead cat, Rita's "boyfriend", and "It's a building thing."

Evocative, scary [in a PVC-upholstered sofa sort of way], redeeming, honest -- I was laughing through my tears.
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