- [first lines]
- Man: [3 people tumbling through the air] We're not gonna make it!
- Valerie Flame: What's so great about standing desks?
- Sy Mittleman: Are you joking me? Do you know that sitting and working is as dangerous as standing and driving? Research shows, and the research has been done all over the world, that if you sit while you work, you might as well pull a gun, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger.
- [claps]
- Sy Mittleman: It's the same thing.
- Valerie Flame: Got it.
- Sy Mittleman: Okay, everyone clean out your desk by five o'clock today, or you'll be cleaning out your desks.
- Sloane McIntyre: [ominously] If we don't track that virus, those children could be dead anyway. And not the good way.
- Sloane McIntyre: Yeah, but what kind of God would make a virus like that?
- Lola Spratt: Maybe the Jewish one?