Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Meet the Parents (2019)

Sarah Levy: Twyla Sands

Quotes 

• Patrick Brewer : I know you're annoyed that the surprise got blown but this party may go down as one of the happiest nights of my life.

  David Rose : I guess that makes up for the fact that no one ate the crab cakes.

  Patrick Brewer : So how long have they known?

  David Rose : I'm sorry?

  Patrick Brewer : My parents? How long have they known about us?

  David Rose : I don't, I don't know what you're talking about?

  Patrick Brewer : David! I know my parents. They're not good actors! They knew about us right?

  David Rose : Okay! My dad might have told them but he thought they knew?

  Patrick Brewer : And that gift basket that you gave them, that I'm hoping that you paid for, that had nothing to do with you trying to smooth things over with them?

  David Rose : It was just a very messy day. I was trying to detangle everything and just make things okay.

  Patrick Brewer : Yeah! Well, you made everything okay!

  [David and Patrick begin to passionately kiss each other] 

  Twyla Sands : Not to step on the moment but I do have to lock up in 5.

  Patrick Brewer : Right!

• David Rose : Okay, so I told Patrick that there's a salmonella outbreak at the cafe, so he will not be coming here until I tell him to tonight.

  Twyla Sands : Oh. Is it possible you could maybe choose a lie that doesn't make the cafe look like it's in violation of health codes?

  David Rose : I think it's a pretty good one.