Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Meet the Parents (2019)

Noah Reid: Patrick Brewer

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• David Rose : Um, speaking of your parents, I've been piecing together that I don't think I ever spoken to them outside of work. Is that weird?

  Patrick Brewer : Okay. I'm sure you... I'm sure you have.

  David Rose : Yeah... Like, they know about me, right?

  Patrick Brewer : Of course they know about you, what do you mean? What are you-why?

  David Rose : Like they know about "us", right?

  Patrick Brewer : [Patrick's face drops, he turns around and sighs]  Um... Okay listen, David. I've have been wanting to tell them about us. I really have, I just was waiting to do it in person, and then I didn't go home for the holidays, and then I was feeling so comfortable with you and your family.

  David Rose : [upset]  Yeah. Yeah, I-I don't know why I assumed, um... So all this time, your parents thought they were just... talking to your... your business partner? Okay.

  Patrick Brewer : [emotional]  David, I know my parents are good people, I just... Hmm... I can't shake this, this fear that... there is a small chance that this could change everything. That they might see me differently, or treat me differently. But I'm gonna deal with this as soon as I see them next, okay?

  David Rose : [Kissing Patrick]  Mmmm-mmmm! Okay, what you're dealing with is very personal. And something you should only do on your terms. Okay? That's why I brought this couple home one day in college, and just told my parents to deal with it.

  Patrick Brewer : I'm a take-charge guy, David. I like to take charge of things in my life, you know that. You're upset. I would be, too.

  David Rose : Yeah. Uh, it's not about that. You're gonna laugh yourself right out of the closet on this one. You know how you've always wanted a surprise party?

  Patrick Brewer : David, I don't think this is how surprise parties work.

  David Rose : Yeah, I know, it's just... part of that surprise was inviting... your parents... here.

  Patrick Brewer : What?

  David Rose : Yeah. I realize that was a big mistake. I should've talked to you.

  [looking nervous] 

  David Rose : I could be just your business partner tonight. If that will help.

  Patrick Brewer : No, David. I, I can't have you do that. I owe it to us to tell them. I want them to know.

  [laughs] 

  Patrick Brewer : Yeah, maybe this whole thing is a blessing in disguise, huh? It's at the cafe?

  David Rose : Yeah. The salmonella was a decoy.

  [David kisses Patrick on the side of his head] 

• Clint Brewer : You've got a really wonderful friend here, Patrick.

  David Rose : Yep, I'm just glad you could make it, Mr. and Mrs. Brewer. Um... well, I should leave you all to catch up, and spend some quality time with your son. But might I recommend the crab cakes? I over-ordered, and they cost a small fortune.

  Patrick Brewer : [to his parents, pointing to David]  Hey, could I just have two seconds with him?

  Marcy Brewer : Sure.

  Patrick Brewer : [Turning to David]  What if they don't react the way I think they will?

  David Rose : [Holding Patrick]  Then I will be here and we'll get through it together.

  Patrick Brewer : Okay, I love you!

  David Rose : I love you!

  [David love taps Patrick] 

• Patrick Brewer : I know you're annoyed that the surprise got blown but this party may go down as one of the happiest nights of my life.

  David Rose : I guess that makes up for the fact that no one ate the crab cakes.

  Patrick Brewer : So how long have they known?

  David Rose : I'm sorry?

  Patrick Brewer : My parents? How long have they known about us?

  David Rose : I don't, I don't know what you're talking about?

  Patrick Brewer : David! I know my parents. They're not good actors! They knew about us right?

  David Rose : Okay! My dad might have told them but he thought they knew?

  Patrick Brewer : And that gift basket that you gave them, that I'm hoping that you paid for, that had nothing to do with you trying to smooth things over with them?

  David Rose : It was just a very messy day. I was trying to detangle everything and just make things okay.

  Patrick Brewer : Yeah! Well, you made everything okay!

  [David and Patrick begin to passionately kiss each other] 

  Twyla Sands : Not to step on the moment but I do have to lock up in 5.

  Patrick Brewer : Right!

• Patrick Brewer : Well, I am suitably surprised. Thank you guys for coming.

  Clint Brewer : Well, we wouldn't miss it.

  Marcy Brewer : We just love you so much.

  Patrick Brewer : I love you guys, too. But um...

  Marcy Brewer : Yes?

  Patrick Brewer : Well, there's something that uh... that I've been meaning to tell you.

  Marcy Brewer : You can tell us anything!

  Clint Brewer : Honey, let's just... let him talk.

  Patrick Brewer : Uh, yeah. So I guess this doesn't really come naturally. Um... David...

  Marcy Brewer : He seems like a really great partner, honey.

  Clint Brewer : [whispering]  Marcy!

  Marcy Brewer : In business.

  Patrick Brewer : Yeah, he is. He's also a great partner outside of business. We're together. David is my boyfriend. And I've never been happier in my life. And so I just, I hope you guys can accept that.

  Marcy Brewer : You are the only thing in the world that matters to us. And if David makes you happy, then that's all we care about.

  Patrick Brewer : [Emotionally]  Dad?

  Clint Brewer : I like him. I like him a lot.

  Patrick Brewer : [starting to smile and breathe a sigh of relief]  Me too.

  Clint Brewer : I don't understand his clothes, but...

  Patrick Brewer : [everyone laughs]  Ah, you will in time.

  [Patrick is relieved] 

  Patrick Brewer : Oh man, I didn't know how I was gonna tell you guys.

  Marcy Brewer : Well, we're just glad you finally did. Happy birthday, my sweet boy.

  Patrick Brewer : Thank you!

  [Patrick glances to David and his family who turn away and pretend they haven't been listening] 

• Stevie Budd : He's coming! He's coming!

  David Rose : Okay, he's coming, he's coming. We're going to shout out SURPRISE because HAPPY BIRTHDAY was too wordy and we couldn't nail it at the rehearsals.

  Stevie Budd , David Rose : SURPRISE!

  Patrick Brewer : OH MY GOD DAVID! You told me we were going out for a casual dinner?

  Johnny Rose : Happy birthday Patrick!

  [Patrick hugs David then he goes over and hugs his parents] 

  Alexis Rose : Happy birthday!

  Patrick Brewer : What is going on? You told me you were out of town?

  Clint Brewer : Well, we are!