Sesame Street (TV Series)

627 (1974)

Frank Oz: Grover, Bert, Prince Charming, Grover's Mommy, Anything Muppets

Quotes 

• Ernie : Hey, Bert?

  Bert : Eh?

  Ernie : This is a- this is a- This is a scary movie, Bert.

  Bert : Yeah, yeah. Shh, shh. Ernie.

  Ernie : [whimpers]  Oh, Bert. Did you see that, Bert-Bert there?

  Bert : Yeah, yeah. Shh. Come on, Ernie.

  Green Moviegoer : Please be quiet.

  Ernie : This is pretty scary.

  Lavender Moviegoer : Would you please be quiet?

  Bert : Yeah, yeah. He's scared.

  [Ernie whimpers] 

  Bert : Ernie, it's only a movie.

  Ernie : [screams]  Bert! Look!

  Bert : Ernie, get offa my lap!

  Blue Moviegoer : Do you mind? We're trying to watch this movie!

  Bert : He's scared. He's scared, he'll calm down.

  Blue Moviegoer : I don't care, tell him to be quiet!

  Bert : He will, he will.

  [to Ernie] 

  Bert : Ernie, come on, you're getting us in trouble now. Now be quiet. Just tell yourself it's only a movie. Just keep telling yourself

  Yellow Moviegoer : Do you mind?

  Bert : All right, all right. He's scared.

  Ernie : It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It worked, Bert. I'm not scared anymore, Bert.

  [Bert shushes him] 

  Ernie : I'm sad, Bert.

  Green Moviegoer : Please!

  [sighs] 

  Ernie : [whimpers]  This is a very sad movie, Bert.

  Bert : Shh. Ernie, come on now, will ya?

  Ernie : [crying]  Oh, Bert, did you see?

  Blue Moviegoer : Will you please be quiet!

  Bert : He's sad. You don't understand, he's sad.

  Blue Moviegoer : I don't care.

  Ernie : [hysterical]  Very sad, but it's part of the movie!

  Bert : Look, if you knew what was happening. Come on now, he's sad.

  [to Ernie] 

  Bert : Now you be quiet now, okay?

  [the music changes into a happy mood] 

  Ernie : [gasp]  You see that, Bert?

  Bert : [laughs]  Yeah.

  Ernie : Now it's a funny movie, Bert.

  [Bert and the other moviegoers laugh] 

  Ernie : Wasn't that funny? Did you see that part?

  Bert : It was funny. Don't hit me though, okay?

  Blue Moviegoer : Will you be quiet? I'm getting sick and tired of trying to tell you to be quiet!

  Bert : He's hitting me!

  Blue Moviegoer : Now that's enough of this.

  Bert : Look, I'm sorry.

  Blue Moviegoer : Just a minute, I know how to deal with your side, fella. Come here now! I wanna talk to you. Look, we've been trying to see this movie. I don't care what's happening. It's not the little one that's doing all the talking!

  Lavender Moviegoer : Tell him, dear, tell him!

  Blue Moviegoer : Yeah, and I don't care what you think. I'm gonna have to throw you out.

  Bert : You're throwing me out? I'd like to see that.

• Prince Charming : Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters B, and Y, and by the number 5. Oh my Sleeping Beauty, where are you? Beauty? Oh, Sesame Street is a production of the Children's Television Workshop. Beauty? Oh, forget it. I'll let her find me.