- Juliet Higgins: [to the two Dobermans that apprehended the scoundrel in the wine cellar:] Stand down! Good evening, Magnum.
- Thomas Magnum: I can't believe you have these hyenas guarding the wine cellar. How did you even know I was gonna be down here?
- Juliet Higgins: It was quite simple really. I spotted you creeping across the ground with a bottle of Chateau Latour Bordeaux, and I estimated how long it would take two lusting individuals to finish a bottle without proper decanting, and thus deduced when you would be back to steal another.
- Thomas Magnum: You need a hobby.
- Juliet Higgins: I have one. It's catching thieves.
- Thomas Magnum: [mumbling by himself] Damn it.
- Thomas Magnum: [outside tattoo parlor] You wait here. I'm gonna do some recon.
- Juliet Higgins: I'm going with you!
- Thomas Magnum: I don't think it's a good idea. You'd stick out.
- Juliet Higgins: How do you figure?
- Thomas Magnum: Well, you don't look like the kind of person who would think about getting a tattoo, much less *have* one.
- Juliet Higgins: Gmpf. Shows how much you know. Actually, I do have a tattoo.
- Thomas Magnum: I've seen you in a sports bra and a swimsuit, I did not see a tattoo.
- Juliet Higgins: Where it is, you never will.