- Sabrina Spellman: Ironically, I was literally coming to tell you the truth.
- Zelda Spellman: I've already heard the truth from Lucifer, who unbelievably lies less than you do.
- Sabrina Spellman: The fact that there are two of us has saved the coven on multiple occasions.
- Zelda Spellman: How many times have I been talking to her but thinking that I was talking to you? And don't tell me that it hasn't happened. Escape to Witch Mountain isn't the only Disney movie I've seen. I'm extremely familiar with The Parent Trap as well.
- Sabrina Morningstar: New rule. One soul in, one soul out. For every new sinner, we release one of the souls burning down here for lame stuff like eating shellfish or wearing polyester.
- Sabrina Spellman: Guys, crazy idea. What if we play hooky today?
- Harvey Kinkle: Don't you play hooky basically every day?
- Sabrina Spellman: That is fair.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Hecate, the Triple Goddess, I've never quite understood her appeal.
- Caliban: Three women at the same time? There is something intriguing about that, Lord Lucifer.