- Alaska Young: Self pity was never your thing, Colonel. I always thought you were more of a fighter.
- The Colonel: Well, sorry to let you down.
- The Colonel: That prank was *highly* satisfying, but ultimately consequence free for those dick weasels.
- Alaska Young: 'Coz that's how it is in the real world.
- The Colonel: Starting tomorrow, I'll be the guy who got kicked out of school because of *you*. And you'll always feel guilty, and I'll always feel resentful. And that's no recipe for a friendship, now is it?