Magnum P.I. (TV Series)

Winner Takes All (2019)

Ken Jeong: Luther H. Gillis

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Quotes 

• Travis Leet : Thank you all for coming in today. If you're in this room, it's because you're one of the top bounty hunters or private investigators on the island.

  Luther H. Gillis : Well, Thomas Magnum's here, too.

  [he laughs, but no one else does] 

  Luther H. Gillis : Just... tough crowd.

• Travis Leet : Your job is to track down a man named Skip Jenkins. These dossiers have everything you need to know about him. He skipped bail, and I have 24 hours to bring him in.

  Thomas Magnum : Uh, wait, so a guy named Skip skipped bail?

  Luther H. Gillis : [everyone laughs]  Really? My joke was way funnier than that.

• Luther H. Gillis : You go from a red Ferrari to a turquoise Vespa? You realize P.I.s are supposed to be inconspicuous, right?

  Thomas Magnum : I take what I can get.

  Luther H. Gillis : Not me. My Honda Accord was voted most boring car by at least four different websites.

  Willa Stone : If you didn't notice, he's proud of that fact.

• Juliett Higgins : Should I even ask how you two got into this predicament?

  Thomas Magnum : Well, long story short, Luther's kind of a terrible mentor.

  Luther H. Gillis : I'm disappointed in Willa, but oddly... also kind of proud.

  Thomas Magnum : Yeah, we gotta ping her cell phone, see if we can get that laptop back. Higgins, could you...

  Juliett Higgins : Happy to help.

  Thomas Magnum : Wow. That was... easier than I thought. It's almost like you actually care.

  Juliett Higgins : I care about Sergeant Howl, Magnum, not about you.

  Thomas Magnum : Whatever works.