- Lois Griffin: Meg, you expect us to believe that the president of the United States would grab a woman by her pussy? That's ridiculous!
- Peter Griffin: Man, this is so awesome. And for sure it's not crawling with Russians.
- Russian spy: [with an obviously Russian accent] That's for actual other American at this party. So, what kinds of things do you hearing from our mister U.S. president?
- Peter Griffin: Oh, I don't know, fellow American. But here's my gmail log-in and password, 'cause I know I can trust you with it.
- Russian spy: Wonderful. Now to please excuse. I have very aching gut from eating so much applecake.
- Peter Griffin: Ha! Didn't get more American than that.
- Peter Griffin: [to President Donald Trump] Wow! The White House is great. There's no wonder you spend two days a week here.