- The CEO: I suggest for the next action film, you remove all of the plot and replace it with a story about the cars.
- Jim Penguindóvar: Never.
- Jim Penguindóvar: I am auteur of cinema.
- The CEO: Sure you are.
- The CEO: But imagine, the joy of having a new car.
- The CEO: Millions of dollars for having that new car in the movie.
- The CEO: You could win a lot of Academy Awards for this movie for special effects and other categories.
- The CEO: You could fit the Oscars into the back seat of your expensive, new luxury vehicle.
- Jim Penguindóvar: I will take the money.
- Jim Penguindóvar: There will be no plot.
- Jim Penguindóvar: I'd like a McKrill sandwich, small squid fries, large Anchovy fries, and six large coffees.
- Quentin Penguintino: I have a stupendous film idea.
- Quentin Penguintino: There is a joke.
- Quentin Penguintino: What do you call a McPenguin burger in France?
- Quentin Penguintino: A krill sandwich Royale!
- Quentin Penguintino: The film has two funny men.
- Quentin Penguintino: One gets a new girlfriend.
- Quentin Penguintino: She says, "Don't be a square!"
- Jim Penguindóvar: You will never make it in Hollywood.
- Jim Penguindóvar: Peter Jackson always parks in the no parking zone!
- Jim Penguindóvar: I am a Golden Globe winner.
- Jim Penguindóvar: I can do whatever I want.
- Dr. Penguin: The patient suffered cardiac arrest, died for a minute, and slipped into a coma.
- Dr. Penguin: Were he not famous, we wouldn't have given him specialized medical treatment.
- Dr. Penguin: He might wake up tomorrow.
- Dr. Penguin: Let's get a midnight snack.
- The CEO: Mr Penguindovar, it is a privilege to be working with you, once again on product placement.
- The CEO: Our corporate division loved the last film.
- The CEO: Are you doodling kittens?
- Jim Penguindóvar: No.
- The CEO: I am offering you millions of dollars for product placement, and you are wasting my time, drawing common alley cats on notebook paper?
- Jim Penguindóvar: British Shorthair kittens, sir.
- Penelope: It is my grandest wish that you could rescue me from my everlasting nightmares.
- Penelope: Yo, what's up?
- Penelope: I don't remember who I was, but I was a ghost in a ladies' restroom, and the witch kidnapped me.
- Penelope: Pretty soon, I wasn't in the ladies' restroom anymore.
- Penelope: I was in Kyoto, Japan.
- Penelope: Like, are you kidding me? Japan?
- Penelope: The witch cursed me with beauty.
- Penelope: The witch said she did it because when you are beautiful, nobody cares to know the real you.
- Penelope: All they focus on is on the exterior.
- Penelope: Do you think you can rescue me?
- Penelope: Save me.
- Penelope: Man up.
- Penelope: Grow some muscle tone.
- Penelope: 'Cause you need to bust me outta this joint, real soon.
- Penelope: When the last cherry blossom petal falls on the brick, I'm gonna be the ghost of a ghost.
- Penelope: And that ain't pretty.
- Jim Penguindóvar: I'm glad you like my movie, kids, but no autographs until you buy me some free coffee.
- Jim Penguindóvar: I want more coffee, but I have to visit the toilet.
- Jim Penguindóvar: Never mind, I will use a toilet on the airplane every five minutes.
- Penelope: PTSD.
- Penelope: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
- Penelope: That's what this is.
- Penelope: I was a firefighter, and because I couldn't save the children I saw in the burning building, then I am forever, every night, trapped in a nightmare.
- Penelope: But, you know what?
- Penelope: I forgive myself.
- Penelope: I will no longer be trapped in the shadows of the past.
- Penelope: I will move on.
- Penelope: I know that no matter what, I can't control what others say about me, or do, but I know that I am a good person, and I'm doing the best job I can everyday.
- Penelope: At last, I'm finally free.
- Jim Penguindóvar: He had never heard such beautiful poetry, nor understood how he knew the words.
- Prince Charming: You'll come one day in a waver of love.
- Prince Charming: Tender as dew.
- Prince Charming: Impetuous as rain.
- Prince Charming: The tan of the sun will be on your skin.
- Prince Charming: The purr of the breeze in your murmuring speech.
- Prince Charming: You will pose with a hill-flower grace.
- Prince Charming: You will come with your slim, expressive arms.
- Prince Charming: A poise of the head no sculptor has caught and nuances spoken with shoulder and neck.
- Prince Charming: Your face in a pass-and-repass of moods, as many as skies in delicate change of cloud and blue and flimmering sun.
- Prince Charming: Yet, you may not come, o girl of a dream.
- Prince Charming: We may but pass as the world goes by, and take from a look of eyes into eyes, a film of hope and a memoried day.
- Jim Penguindóvar: Suddenly, her face appeared in the water, and he knew this wasn't a regular dream.
- Jim Penguindóvar: It was magical.
- Jim Penguindóvar: But at the end of the night, the duchess didn't drift off to sleep.
- Jim Penguindóvar: She remained in her own living nightmare from day to night.
- Jim Penguindóvar: Nothing she did freed her.
- Jim Penguindóvar: Only true love could break the spell.
- Jim Penguindóvar: In my Beauty and the Beast, it is the leading lady who is cursed with beauty.
- Jim Penguindóvar: Only the one who falls in love with her inner beauty may rescue her.
- Jim Penguindóvar: Many try and fail because they don't love her for who she is.
- Jim Penguindóvar: When I get inspired, I cannot stop writing.
- Jim Penguindóvar: My brain is transported into another dimension, where creativity is the only air I breathe.