Brandon Hauser: The CEO
Quotes
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The CEO : I suggest for the next action film, you remove all of the plot and replace it with a story about the cars.
Jim Penguindóvar : Never.
Jim Penguindóvar : I am auteur of cinema.
The CEO : Sure you are.
The CEO : But imagine, the joy of having a new car.
The CEO : Millions of dollars for having that new car in the movie.
The CEO : You could win a lot of Academy Awards for this movie for special effects and other categories.
The CEO : You could fit the Oscars into the back seat of your expensive, new luxury vehicle.
Jim Penguindóvar : I will take the money.
Jim Penguindóvar : There will be no plot.
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The CEO : Mr Penguindovar, it is a privilege to be working with you, once again on product placement.
The CEO : Our corporate division loved the last film.
The CEO : Are you doodling kittens?
Jim Penguindóvar : No.
The CEO : I am offering you millions of dollars for product placement, and you are wasting my time, drawing common alley cats on notebook paper?
Jim Penguindóvar : British Shorthair kittens, sir.
