Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Sicko (2019)
Tim Meadows: Caleb John Gosche
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Quotes
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Jake Peralta : So, Caleb, we're tracking a serial killer and I was thinking you could help us get inside his head.
Caleb John Gosche : Just because I ate humans doesn't mean I'm INhuman, Jake.
Jake Peralta : Caleb, c'mon that's not what I meant.
Caleb John Gosche : Just kidding, I'm probably friends with the guy online.
[laughs]
Caleb John Gosche : What's his deal?
Jake Peralta : Well he's been murdering young men and cutting out their hearts.
Caleb John Gosche : Ew.
[Jake and Charles make surprised faces]
Caleb John Gosche : What, I would never eat a heart. I stick to the normal stuff, butts and thighs. One time I ate a foot but it was nasty.
Jake Peralta : I can see that.
Caleb John Gosche : You know what, there was some weird guy on the forum recently.
Charles Boyle : Forum?
Caleb John Gosche : Yeah, it's a chat room for people who like to talk about eating human beings but definitely won't act on it, wink. Yeah, it's hosted on...
Jake Peralta , Charles Boyle : Reddit.
Caleb John Gosche : Obviously.
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Caleb John Gosche : Jake! It's so good to see you! Come give me a hug, I'm not going to eat you! Also, don't hug me 'cause I will try to eat you.
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Caleb John Gosche : Now, I'll tell you one thing. You are not looking for a cannibal.
Captain Ray Holt : Why do you say that?
Caleb John Gosche : With all that blood? No self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce.
Jake Peralta : See, Charles? He's a foodie, like you.