Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Return of the King (2019)

Terry Crews: Terry Jeffords

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• Terry Jeffords : I've been through this before. In college, I had a football buddy, Bryant Ungerbert...

  Jake Peralta : Oh, and lemme guess. You guys were best friends, then he got drafted into the NFL, and now you never talk.

  Terry Jeffords : No, he got drafted into the Canadian football league, became a long snapper for Ottawa, and even that level of success ruined our friendship.

  Jake Peralta : He's still playing? How is that possible? You're 35 to 60 years old.

  Terry Jeffords : It's Canada. They don't tackle as hard. Anyway, his career became the only thing that mattered. He was off doing photo shoots, commercials, speaking at long snapping conventions...

  Jake Peralta : Is that a thing?

  Terry Jeffords : In Canada, it's like the Oscars.

• Jake Peralta : I did realize something. The only thing that matters to Gina is work.

  Terry Jeffords : You don't say? Where have I heard that before?

  Jake Peralta : I don't know, Terry. I don't have time for your weird memory lapse.

  Terry Jeffords : I said it last night.

  Jake Peralta : Well, I wish you would've said it to me.

• Terry Jeffords : Hey, guys. How you feeling, Gina?

  Gina Linetti : Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.

  Jake Peralta : She's very hopped up on painkillers.

  Gina Linetti : Hold up, when did you learn French, Monsieur La baguette?

  Jake Peralta : [in French accent]  Oh, as a bebe.

  Gina Linetti : Oh, oui! Oui, oui, oui, oui.

  Jake Peralta : It actually helps to play along, I'm assuming.

• Terry Jeffords : I read to him every night.

  Captain Ray Holt : Shakespeare? Tolstoy?

  Terry Jeffords : No, nothing that advanced.

  Captain Ray Holt : Ye gods, are you reading him Dickens?