- Veronica Mars: [Veronica comes up on two friends Lisa and Rene, arguing over who gets Logan as he's walking out of the water in a blue bathing suit carrying his surf board] What? That guy?
- Lusty Lisa: Yeah, Blue trunks.
- Veronica Mars: I've seen better. But he does look strong. Like Really strong.
- [shouts]
- Veronica Mars: Hey Blue Trunks! I'm thinking he might be dumb. You don't get lats like that from reading.
- Ready Renee: Ask me how many shits I give about his brain?
- Veronica Mars: How many shits do you give about his brain?
- Ready Renee: None
- Veronica Mars: Then why bother having me ask you?
- Veronica Mars: [Pretending not to know each other] Good. So my refrigerator is broken or something, and it just so happens my neighbor from a few blocks away put a perfectly good one curbside. I'm assuming it works. Feel like carrying it into my apartment for me?
- Logan Echolls: What's in it for me?
- Veronica Mars: A Hand Job?
- Logan Echolls: With eye contact?
- Veronica Mars: Fine, if you hang two other shelving units and carry my old refrigerator down.
- Logan Echolls: What floor are you on?
- Veronica Mars: Third.
- Logan Echolls: Full on sex.
- Veronica Mars: Sold. But I come first, no back door and I'll need a ride to work after.
- Logan Echolls: How far away do you work?
- Veronica Mars: Are you gonna keep talking this much? Because we could forget the whole thing.
- Logan Echolls: Let's go.