Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Mis-Guided Tour (1970)

Howard Morris: Jughead Jones, Big Moose Mason

Quotes 

• Miss Grundy : Seeing King Tut-Tut again will certainly bring back fond memories...

  [giggles] 

  Jughead Jones : Naturally, she used to date 'em.

• Miss Grundy : [pointing at a plaque with a date on it above the sarcophagus of King Tut-Tut]  Does anyone know what these numbers stand for?

  Big Moose Mason : Duh, ah, eh, it's the license plate of the car that hit him.