- Alex Wilder: Our old lives, they don't exist anymore.
- Chase Stein: You sure about that? Kinda feels like our parents are on our side now.
- Alex Wilder: Your dad's back from the dead, and it's screwing with you. I get it. But Chase, our parents are still murderers.
- Chase Stein: Then what? We just stay in this weird underground mansion forever? The six of us and an oversized iguana?
- Alex Wilder: I would not advise putting it that way to Gert... or the iguana
- Chase Stein: How do you go from handing over free-range eggs and applewood smoked bacon to three-day-old pita and a couple of rotten apples?
- Alex Wilder: Well, at least she gave us a chicken.
- Chase Stein: Protein's good.
- Alex Wilder: Oh, no, that's going straight to Old Lace. Yeah, she's been giving me some funny looks lately, and I'd like to discourage any unfriendly ideas.