Kevin from the Other Dimension: Once upon a time... way back in 1975; Brooklyn Born Animator Ralph Bakshi unleashed a film onto the general public by the name of Coonskin. The movie was a satire about race relations in America, and it's controversy created an uproar. While the NAACP grudgingly supported the films... other protested the movie inside the actual theaters while the movie was screening. They literally marched up and down the aisles holding their picket signs, shouting at the screen. Despite using an All Black Animation Team, Ralph Bakshi was accused of being a racist... and the film disappeared from theaters, later to be released on home vhs under the new title Street Fight. Tonight's episode of Bad Goddess is an experiment in filmmaking. If we take all of these controversial cartoon characters, and placed them in a much happier environment, would it change the way that you perceive them? Something for you to think about... LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Narrator: One ordinary day in May, three magical Goddesses of Fate, found themselves on the doorstep of a loveable college student named Keiichi Morisato. They had joy and laughter and many adventures together. And everyone was happy. Soon after their college days had ended, the Goddesses sold out and became an Anime Pop Culture Phenomenon, the was shortly killed off two seasons later by those fucking Evangelion movies. And then, some years later, somebody cancelled Planet Earth, and everyone was forced to relocate to the futuristic world of Planet Belldandy. Thankfully there was another temple, nearly identical to the first one they've lived in. And now the Goddesses have invited their new co-star Doctor What to stay with them for the week. This is that story.
Doctor What: [on phone] Hello?
The Gremlin: [on phone] This is the Gremlin speaking...
Doctor What: [on phone] The Gremlin! But the Almighty killed you!
The Gremlin: [on phone] No, the Almighty killed my predecessor. You can't kill the Gremlin. When one of us falls, we multiply.
Doctor What: [on phone] Oh, please tell me that sunlight kills you.
The Gremlin: [on phone] Fuck you Doctor What. Joe Dante can suck my dick. In the next few minutes, your time vehicle is going to be hijacked. Consider this payback for your involvement in thwarting the Assault on Yggdrasil.