Narrator: One ordinary day in May, three magical Goddesses of Fate, found themselves on the doorstep of a loveable college student named Keiichi Morisato. They had joy and laughter and many adventures together. And everyone was happy. Soon after their college days had ended, the Goddesses sold out and became an Anime Pop Culture Phenomenon that was shortly killed off two seasons later by the Evangelion movies. But somebody from the other dimension decided to do something about it. A renegade disgruntled fan writer took up the torch and made a satire so dirty that it damn near took meta up to an artform. Shortly after completion, the writer tried to pass the torch and bail on the series but like everything else in this life, nobody gave a hot shit. And now, with his brand new career just five days away from starting, the writer from the other dimension could once again hold his head up high, and face his friends and family with dignity. This is that story.
Titles: SOMEWHERE IN THE OTHER DIMENSION
Kevin from the Other Dimension: I'm sorry, can I help you?
Cosplay Goddess: Sorry Kev, but we're got bad news for you.
Kevin from the Other Dimension: Oh god, if this is about the satire I wrote, you do know that was meant in humor, right?
Cosplay Goddess: Oh no, we liked the satire, there's just one problem. YOU TRIED TO CANCEL IT!
Kevin from the Other Dimension: I didn't cancel Bad Goddess, I just welcomed everyone to write their own stories for it.
Cosplay Goddess: Not everybody shares your sense of humor, Kevin. The only way anybody is going to see these stories is if you take the time to put pen to paper for them.
Kevin from the Other Dimension: I don't have time. I'm starting my new job at Zombie Life Television this week. Most of my time is going to be spent going to the movies, copying preshows, and editing weekly horror mixtapes.
Cosplay Goddess: No, that's not good enough, Kevin. You're going to have to do better than that. We want you to make Bad Goddess Season Two.
Kevin from the Other Dimension: Well, technically I posted all of my Season Two outline ideas on Goddess-Project.net this morning.
Cosplay Goddess: We thought you would say that. That's why we're going to have to do this by force.
Kevin from the Other Dimension: Oh, whoa! Put the shotguns away, crazy ladies! I've got a kid in the house!
Cosplay Goddess: You claimed to be a shitty writer that couldn't finish anything. How did you write such memorable dialogue near the end?
Kevin from the Other Dimension: I don't know, I guess inspiration just hit me on the head, went straight through the heart, and right out onto the page.