- Alex Wilder: I want to look like I know what I'm doing out here, but I don't.
- Chase Stein: Me neither. It sucks.
- Alex Wilder: At least you get to blow stuff up sometimes.
- Chase Stein: Yeah, I do like that part.
- Alex Wilder: Got every stomach medicine they had. Something's gotta help.
- Nico Minoru: And if it doesn't, I've got this.
- [Holds up a strange looking pouch]
- Chase Stein: Whoa. What is this?
- Nico Minoru: A Wiccan charm bag. Just put it under her pillow. It'll encourage good health. It's pungent but powerful.
- Alex Wilder: You do realize we're trying to make her *less* sick, right?
- Janet Stein: It just feels like we're taking a big chance. Using a brain scrambler on one of our kids?
- Victor Stein: It's not a brain scrambler, Janet. It simply emits a high-power sound-wave that disorients and incapacitates its target. It's very safe.
- Janet Stein: I mean, I understand that we have to keep Nico from being able to think of a spell, but this could cause permanent brain damage. I can't believe that Tina and Robert are OK with it.
- [pause]
- Janet Stein: No, I believe that Tina is OK with it
- Jonah's Daughter: You seem tense, Janet.
- Janet Stein: Well, of course I'm tense, Tina. I'm alone in a room with you.
- Leslie Dean: Are you serious? A Reconditioning? You really think that's gonna work on me? I invented Reconditioning.
- Frank Dean: Please. Sit down, Leslie.
- Leslie Dean: Please, go to hell, Frank.
- Chase Stein: Anything?
- Alex Wilder: Well, according to WizMD, she's either got mercury poisoning or Parrot Fever. Which I'm pretty sure only affects birds, so probably not that?
- Frank Dean: After everything that I've done for this place? I have killed. I've sacrificed.
- Leslie Dean: Are you really trying to compare your sacrifices to mine?
- Janet Stein: I don't understand why you're so comfortable with all of this. You realize that that thing is gonna be used on your daughter, right?
- Tina Minoru: I thought you wanted to get the children back?
- Janet Stein: I do, but I guess I'm just a little bit concerned about how eager you and Victor are to use scary alien weapons on them.
- Tina Minoru: They're not scary if you know how to use them.
- Chase Stein: I know you feel terrible, but we gotta move. Alex has got a plan. Given his unsteady leadership of late, not sure it's a good one, but we got no choice. And as Coach Alphona always says, "pain heals, but glory lasts forever. " So come on! Come on, it's game time, baby! Let's go!
- Gert Yorkes: [Groans in pain. half unconscious] Uhhh...
- Chase Stein: Gert, please.
- Molly Hernandez: Hey! Nico can't hold that spell forever. As soon as it drops, those psychos are coming in.
- Chase Stein: [Points at Gert] Inspirational speech didn't work.