Family Guy (TV Series)

Big Trouble in Little Quahog (2018)

Sean Kenin: Tiny Tom Cruise

Quotes 

• Stewie Griffin : I can't believe the nerve of that dog. Teaching me a lesson about size? I'm not even that small!

  [Tiny Tom Cruise suddenly appears] 

  Stewie Griffin : *Tiny Tom Cruise*?

  Tiny Tom Cruise : Oh hey, little guy. Forgot my sunglasses.

  Stewie Griffin : Hey, what's with your gay character names lately? Stacee Jaxx? Jack Reacher? I mean, who are you playing next?

  Tiny Tom Cruise : All right, try to make *this* sound gay: next up, I play Headmaster Bates Mann.

  Stewie Griffin : Anything else?

  Tiny Tom Cruise : Actually, yes. After that, I'll be taking the role of Major Dixon Butts, then Senator Rod Clutcher.

  [they are met by applause from the audience and bow] 

• Stewie Griffin : [escaping the tented house]  Thank you, Tiny Tom Cruise. How can we ever repay you?

  Tiny Tom Cruise : Well, you could make a sizeable donation to the Church of Spaceship Beep Boop.

  Brian Griffin : You mean the Church of...

  Tiny Tom Cruise : Yeah, kidnapping, torture, extortion. That's the one.

  Stewie Griffin : And we won't get in trouble because we didn't use the actual name.

  Church of Spaceship Beep Boop Representative : [cut to the outside of an office building labeled "Church of Spaceship Beep Boop"]  What did he just say? We are about love and spaceships and beep boop! Get my lawyer on the phone!