- Sheila Broflovski: I thought the doctor wouldn't give you a fecal transplant, Harriet.
- Harriet Biggle: No, I did it myself with a turkey baster.
- Theresa's mom: We're here with our little girl who's dying, just like your friend.
- Theresa: I'm dying, Mommy?
- Theresa's mom: Shut up, Theresa!