A man's power is kept in his hair - everywhere. So our two protagonists guess if it's worse to be as smooth as a baby's behind, or be-freckle themselves with a tattoo gun.
We know the boys are gluttons for punishment and their eyes are bigger than their mouths, so we put them to a proper test. Engorge every creamy confection from the Cheesecake Factory, or take upon the soul-searing embrace of a single ghost pepper?