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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : I'm worried about not waking up from this surgery.
Dan Conner : You'll be fine, you have a great doctor, he's won all his lawsuits.
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Darlene Conner : [waking Dan up] Dad!
Dan Conner : What?
Darlene Conner : Mom's yelling 'Fire!' in the bathroom, and I'm not going in there.
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Chuck : What am I supposed to do now that I lost my job?
Dan Conner : I always told you, 'If I'm eating, *you're* eating'... I'm *not* eating.