Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Golden Child (2019)

Melissa Fumero: Amy Santiago

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• Amy Santiago : I have seven brothers, Rosa, and I like all of them except David. Perfect David. David graduated at the top of his class at the police academy. David took a bullet for the mayor. David bakes his own bread.

  Hitchcock : Ooh, and does this David have a sister?

  Jake Peralta : Yes. Amy is his sister.

  Hitchcock : And what's her deal?

  Jake Peralta : You were at the wedding, Hitchcock.

• Jake Peralta : All right, David is perfect, but so are you. Let's just go tonight, and I'll be your hype man. You know how good I am at talking you up. Here, watch. Hey, Scully. Did you know that Amy is super cool?

  Scully : No way. Can I get your autograph, ma'am?

  Jake Peralta : See?

  Amy Santiago : Fine, we'll go.

  [She turns to leave] 

  Scully : What, too stuck up for your fans? Ya friggin' turd!

• Amy Santiago : Hey, Scully, did you do something new with your hair?

  Scully : Same thing as always: put mousse in it while it's wet, then I watch a scary movie.

• Jake Peralta : All right, look, Ames. I never had a brother, but I know four guys who did, and they would have fights and squabbles, but in the end, they always had each other's shells.

  Amy Santiago : Are you talking about the Ninja Turtles?

  Jake Peralta : Of course I'm talking about the Ninja Turtles!

• Amy Santiago : Oh, Brazilian mobsters are so good-looking. They're just a bunch of Giseles, the women and the men.