Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Gintars (2019)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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• Charles Boyle : So what? You have money now, and you're just gonna take Nikolaj back?

  Gintars Irbe : No, no, I don't want to take boy from you. I just want to meet him one time. Look, I know it's lot to ask, but, please. Nikolaj is my sex result.

  Charles Boyle : Oh, yeah? Well, I walk your sex result to school every morning.

  Jake Peralta : No, don't use his words.

  Charles Boyle : I help your sex result with his homework.

  Jake Peralta : This is bad, even for you.

• Gintars Irbe : Jake, hey, I got it, man. Nice jeans, and the good thing is look both legs, same length.

  Jake Peralta : Thank you very much. And I see it's 100% denim-ish. "Caution: Do not wear near women who are pregnant or breast-feeding".

  Gintars Irbe : This is true. The nipple may fall off.

• Jake Peralta : Look, Charles, don't look behind you, but I think we're being followed. I saw this guy when we were leaving the precinct, and he was in line at lunch, and now he's right behind us.

  Charles Boyle : Is it someone you arrested?

  Jake Peralta : I don't recognize him, but judging by the head-to-toe denim, I say he's either not American or deeply American. I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky.

• Jake Peralta : Okay, well, that was fun. Hey, why don't you go play over there, buddy? You can take this drug store receipt. It's very long and filled with coupons. You can fly it around like a kite.

  Nikolaj Boyle : [Takes the receipt and starts running around with it]  Whee!

  Jake Peralta : Wow, kids are really basic. Is being a dad super easy?

• Jake Peralta : [about Gintars]  Now they won't let him go just because I asked them to even though they arrested him just because I asked them to. It's a crazy system. I don't understand it.