- Kyle Anderson: I'm trying to DVR my favorite show, but it's not on.
- Vanessa Baxter: Oh. Well, maybe it got canceled. Yeah, the TV business can be a heartless bastard.
- Kyle Anderson: Canceled? Why would they cancel a popular show that everybody loves?
- Mike Baxter: Maybe they're a bunch of idiots! Just try another channel.
- Vanessa Baxter: Oh, right. They don't just take a show off one network and put it on a different one.
- Kyle Anderson: Hey! There it is! You were right, Mister B!
- Mike Baxter: Am I wrong, or is it way better on this network?
- Vanessa Baxter: Way better, way better! I'll be damned, I've never heard of this happening before!
- Mike Baxter: Well, it's pretty rare, but the show must have a lot of loyal kick-ass fans.
- Eve Baxter: Aw, Dad, Dad Dad Dad. You haven't changed a bit.
- Mike Baxter: Well, that's the good thing about me. No matter how long you haven't seen me, I'm still the...
- [looks directly at camera, waggles eyebrows]
- Mike Baxter: same old guy.